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03-10-2006, 08:52 AM
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Dr. Seuss on the housing bubble...
I thought this was cute...
Have I told you the story of young Donald Day Who blew all of his hard-earned life savings away? He purchased a condo And then he bought more By the end of September young Donald owned four ?This unit?s a steal!? Donald?s Realtor said If you don?t jump on this one you?re out of your head! ?These condos are groovy? he thought, ?I?m in heaven!? So over the weekend, our hero bought seven His craving for condos just couldn?t be stopped ?What bubble?? he chucked, ?has anything popped?? His bank gave him money like handing out candy And for outbidding flippers, that cash came in handy But even the funnest of parties must end And such was the case for our happy young friend Suddenly, lenders stopped pumping out money ?If this is a joke,? Donald thought,?it?s not funny. If I cannot re-fi then what will I do When the bills pile up and the mortgage is due? And whom will I flip to if no one can borrow to buy the six condos I?m closing tomorrow?? Our entrepreneur was in quite a pickle Despite millions in ?assets? he had not a nickle His real estate kingdom came tumbling down like a great house of cards, then he skipped out of town But creditors found him and hauled him to court A grueling ordeal, I?m sad to report The bankruptcy laws weren?t as loose as they?d been No longer could Donald just wipe the slate clean After twenty long years of hard work Donald paid Enough to clean up the huge mess he had made Today Donald Day has a regular job And a regular life as a working class slob But still he?s much happier now than back then Though he still checks the classifieds now and again |
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03-10-2006, 10:23 AM
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Hehe. Very cute.
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03-10-2006, 10:27 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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selling all my shit as we speak
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A fast fortune is easy to earn! Just go with a winner! |
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03-10-2006, 10:43 AM
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You're wrong as the deuce
And you shouldn't rejoice If you're calling him Seuss. He Pronounces it Soice. |
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03-10-2006, 10:43 AM
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What market are you located in? mb |
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03-10-2006, 10:45 AM
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That was cute
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03-10-2006, 01:23 PM
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03-10-2006, 01:36 PM
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HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
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