Let's Ask The Important Question: How Will Bird Flu Effect Sales? - GoFuckYourself.com

BoyAlley · 03-13-2006, 12:59 PM

With mandatory quarantines and everyone being stuck inside of their homes, will sales go through the roof?

Or, with mandatory quarantines, does that mean we'll have mass internet outages, or hell even mass outages of power and other utilities as well?

Personally, I'd rather take my chances with contracting the disease (i figure i got a 50/50 shot), than having to go three months or longer without internet access.

czarina · 03-13-2006, 01:04 PM

that depends... if you are stuck at home, with nothing better to do, most likely you will be surfing porn and getting memberships... unless!
Unless your company closed because no employees are showing up to work, and you don't have an income anymore. Then, no porn buying, so we'll be screwed!

But I don't think that the bird flu is an immediate threat

sumphatpimp · 03-13-2006, 01:11 PM

mandatory quarantine will never happen.
people have to get out to get food and other things, and how the hell is the food going to get to the market without the truck to deliver it.
stop paying attention to mental defectives like Bush.

Tom_PM · 03-13-2006, 01:12 PM

I'm predicting with a high level of confidence that sales from birds will drop dramatically. Thats about it.

BoyAlley · 03-13-2006, 01:12 PM

You don't think localized mandatory quarantines are possible?

EdgeXXX · 03-13-2006, 01:14 PM

I don't think it's going to have any effect one way or the other.

sumphatpimp · 03-13-2006, 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Tom

I'm predicting with a high level of confidence that sales from birds will drop dramatically. Thats about it.

Oprah says

sumphatpimp · 03-13-2006, 01:19 PM

[QUOTE=BoyAlley]You don't think localized mandatory quarantines are possible?[/QUOT]
how long is your server going to stay up without the techs at the hosting company?
what is your surfer using for electric if the people at the electric company don't generate ?
and on and on.
its silly

pornguy · 03-13-2006, 01:26 PM

I think that at first, you will see a sharp rise in sales. then when peoiple realise that they could be out of work for some time, the sales would drop fast, and hard.

PleasurePimp · 03-13-2006, 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

With mandatory quarantines and everyone being stuck inside of their homes, will sales go through the roof ...

Sure the sales will go through the roof (they are already), when you do mainstream and sell stuff what is needed to protect yourself ....

andrej_NDC · 03-13-2006, 02:32 PM

I think there will be less sales from chickens, but other than that...

JD · 03-13-2006, 04:29 PM

doesn't matter to me. If the bird flu hits like people say, i'll just be killing and robbing all my neighbors.

03-13-2006, 12:59 PM	#1
BoyAlley So Fucking Gay Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 19,714	Let's Ask The Important Question: How Will Bird Flu Effect Sales? With mandatory quarantines and everyone being stuck inside of their homes, will sales go through the roof? Or, with mandatory quarantines, does that mean we'll have mass internet outages, or hell even mass outages of power and other utilities as well? Personally, I'd rather take my chances with contracting the disease (i figure i got a 50/50 shot), than having to go three months or longer without internet access.

03-13-2006, 01:12 PM	#4
Tom_PM Porn Meister Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 16,443	I'm predicting with a high level of confidence that sales from birds will drop dramatically. Thats about it. __________________ 43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.

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03-13-2006, 01:26 PM	#9
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03-13-2006, 01:04 PM	#2
czarina Webmaster Extraordinaire Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: A beautiful beach... Posts: 10,748	that depends... if you are stuck at home, with nothing better to do, most likely you will be surfing porn and getting memberships... unless! Unless your company closed because no employees are showing up to work, and you don't have an income anymore. Then, no porn buying, so we'll be screwed! But I don't think that the bird flu is an immediate threat

03-13-2006, 01:11 PM	#3
sumphatpimp Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 5,235	mandatory quarantine will never happen. people have to get out to get food and other things, and how the hell is the food going to get to the market without the truck to deliver it. stop paying attention to mental defectives like Bush.

03-13-2006, 01:19 PM	#8
sumphatpimp Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 5,235	[QUOTE=BoyAlley]You don't think localized mandatory quarantines are possible?[/QUOT] how long is your server going to stay up without the techs at the hosting company? what is your surfer using for electric if the people at the electric company don't generate ? and on and on. its silly

03-13-2006, 02:32 PM	#11
andrej_NDC Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 7,760	I think there will be less sales from chickens, but other than that...

03-13-2006, 04:29 PM	#12
JD Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 22,651	doesn't matter to me. If the bird flu hits like people say, i'll just be killing and robbing all my neighbors.