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03-24-2006, 11:54 AM
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Hey Joesho......
Nabisco called me to see if I could negotiate a deal between them and you.
They want to use your face for their new Gorilla Cookies. Are you in? |
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03-24-2006, 11:55 AM
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FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
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03-24-2006, 12:01 PM
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What is my cut?
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03-24-2006, 12:06 PM
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1.5% of all sales plus a signing bonus. Billions of units will be sold, especially around Halloween time. These things are even gonna scare the shit out of most adults. |
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03-24-2006, 12:11 PM
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My agent says nothing less than 3% or it is a non starter.
plus the disclaimer for heart issues must be clearly the respnsibilty of nabisco, we can not be held in any way liabel for the fright factor . |
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03-24-2006, 12:13 PM
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Nabisco knows your agent and they do not care for his tactics. This is why they have contacted me. I will be representing your interest in this deal. |
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03-24-2006, 12:16 PM
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I always thought you two looked like brothers.
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03-24-2006, 12:17 PM
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Well, curious toyboy is in talks for me now with Keebler.
so Nabisco better shit or get off the POT! |
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03-24-2006, 12:17 PM
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03-24-2006, 12:18 PM
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Apparently you have been intentionally left out of the loop on that one. CBT signed his own likeness to Keebler almost 2 months ago. You've been getting played. |
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03-24-2006, 12:19 PM
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You can claim the looks...I have the brains and the larger cock. |
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03-24-2006, 12:24 PM
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brains I will give you, but as far as the cock goes, you better spit it out the large one is mine ! |
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03-24-2006, 12:25 PM
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03-24-2006, 12:27 PM
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Ah...My bad. That would explain the rash and warts on it.  |
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03-24-2006, 12:28 PM
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Uh.....I hate to break this to you but I represented him on that deal as well. I was there when the contracts were signed. Sorry, mate. |
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03-24-2006, 12:30 PM
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damn I new there was something fishy, when he said he wanted to borrow my underware to show the fudge stripe! |
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03-24-2006, 12:36 PM
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03-24-2006, 12:37 PM
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CBT doesn't wear underwear. |
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03-24-2006, 01:17 PM
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03-24-2006, 01:22 PM
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03-24-2006, 01:33 PM
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What she said. |
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03-24-2006, 03:01 PM
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Well hey babe, how have you been?
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