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::EMAIL JOKE OF THE DAY:: I've arrived
A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong e-mail address!
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at he same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the fi rst message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor and saw the computer screen which read: To: My Loving Wife Subject: I've Arrived Date: October 16, 2004 I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was. P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< < I hope you got your morning chuckle - Have a good day everyone! |
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Heh, that's pretty funny.
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#3 |
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Haha nice one
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Cute one girl
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oldie but goodie
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Old, but makes me
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#8 |
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it's my first time hearing that hilarious joke
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Awesome joke... love it
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Really funny !
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It made my day then... hehehehe
nice one, very hilarious... |
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I can't help it. I'm laughing!!
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lol good one Trixxxia
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laughing out loud!!!
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thanks for sharing, i love it girl.
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Oldie but Goodie
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laughter is the best medicine!
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I love it!
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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bahaha that was great
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thanks for a great laugh
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