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I'm a great bowler.
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My financial advisor told me that I could spend $900 a day and still
Retire with well over $15M in my account. I am 31 years old and have been paying anywhere between $4000 and $15,000 a year into my retirement fund since I was 19. My Sophmore professor preached about retirement funds and gave us extra credit if we signed up so I did it. I'm not regretting it!
That's pretty interesting to hear and I'm going out to buy some really cool shit! $900 a day and still retire with $15M! Can't beat that! And no, I'm not bragging. I'm just excited and want to stress to everyone out there how important a retirement plan is. By the time we're eligible for Social Security it won't be around anymore. ![]()
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i have man boobies
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please paypal me w/e you dont spend each day.
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congrats.. well done bro.
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who wants in the printing business? raise your hands.
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i have man boobies
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actually, anything you can share on where to start with that and what you're currently doing?
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Let's do some business!
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I would be really interested in hearing how you got your printing business started someday. You seem to be a pretty hard working guy.
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holla
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So what's first on your list of toys to buy?
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i have man boobies
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Congrats- that's awesome.
You could really have some luxury with that.
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thats a great thing
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If you've been putting in the max that you claim for as long as you claim you still have only 180k in the bank. How does that translate into such riches?
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I have nothing
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Do the math using that calculator. It shows that my retirement at 65 would yeild roughly $12M. I also have other fund diversified and earns me a steady interest rate of 11%.
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I not only WENT to college, I graduated. Did you?
You're assuming that you're going to be ABLE to put 15k in every year until you're of retirement age, and you're also assuming that you're going to get this kickass rate of return on your investments in perpetuity (my mutual funds aren't doing anywhere near that well). Neither of which may hold true. So good luck to you, I hope you get it, but I would hold off on the spending 900 a day part. |
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I help you SUCCEED
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Bump for GOOD SAVINGS strategy. Like my mom always said.. "PAY YOURSELF FIRST(via mandatory savings account)"
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You mean you already have that money to spend or when your 60??? Cause if you put up 15K a year since your 19 then you put up a total of 180K. Which company manages your investment?
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nice trolling
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youve sold a lot of business cards eh
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wow you are going to get 11% interest for the next 30 years! realistic assumption?!?!
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what a load of crap. Like everyone said 15m isnt 15m in x decades. Plus if interest is that high, Im sure it has a fair share of shares instead of bonds in it. If your financial afvisor lets you put down 15k a year in a retirement plan without actually look after it, just a fixed mixed plan, hes one hell of an advisor lol
The grass is always greener on the other side.
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That's pretty incredible... nice retirement fund man
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Anyway that's a fat retirement plan if he is able to pay $15k per year for the next decades. |
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you should spend ALL OF YOUR MONEY TODAY, because you might be dead tomorrow.
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the power of compounding interest...very well done.
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Lets all calc how much money weve got in 50 yrs 10% based. I mean have you ever checked how much interest bonds do over a period of 25+ yrs? Nowhere near 11%. I remember the time not even 15 yrs ago when ppl got 150% financed on their morgage 100% based on shares. That was fun. They all lost their homes. You cant calc like that, any advisor will tell you.
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The accountant can only work magic to the numbers you have, you make $10k, theres no way the accountant can work magic so you can save $15k. Just that statement brands you as money clueless. I have more then a few million in the BANK and I don't spend more then $10 a day, Stop dreaming and continue working mini player. You 10% return is bullshit btw, variety of funds, haha laughable. Probably only made a 11% return this year and last and thinks all years are like that.
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Count on the low self esteem GFY vultures to swoop in and try to pick apart every detail. Congrats to you, hope it all works out for ya.
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Workin With The Devil
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What are you buying today for 900?
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I'm here for SPORT
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it's not how much you put away - it's that you put SOMETHING AWAY NOW!
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been very busy
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my buddy was talking about trying printing. i told him im sure it would be a tuff nut to crack, and i dont know jack about where he could get info about getting started and what not.. anyways, brand0n at aol dotcomski
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is that assuming you keep contributing to your retirement fund? or you can not work anymore, spend 900/day and still have 15mil?
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I can change this!!!!!
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well done dude
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I love all the haters.
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That is pretty neat. Just as a retirement idea for the less well heeled. 18k put aside now with adding 1.5k a year at 10%(long term average for the stock market) is 1.5M. starting with an age of 25. Think about how easy that is for a secure future.
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So Fucking Banned
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Rob what kind of funds you vested in?
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