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mrkris · 04-24-2006, 01:20 PM

I got this email today from a friend, I couldn't resist.

Men strike back! ! ! ! ! ! !

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

BlackElf · 04-24-2006, 01:24 PM

Nice collection

madawgz · 04-24-2006, 01:25 PM

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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Zester · 04-24-2006, 01:45 PM

some of those i actually didn't know

gimo33 · 04-24-2006, 02:43 PM

rotflmao

CyberHustler · 04-24-2006, 02:44 PM

nice one

Cyrano · 04-24-2006, 02:44 PM

Bawhahahah, so true!

Fresh · 04-24-2006, 02:49 PM

majorbitch · 04-24-2006, 02:50 PM

Oh, that's so wrong, lol. Funny though.

Michaelious · 04-24-2006, 02:54 PM

Yeah, very funny dude!

tyler. · 04-24-2006, 03:08 PM

that's really cool

dakota1358 · 04-24-2006, 03:12 PM

Ain't that the truth lol

Dagwolf · 04-24-2006, 03:16 PM

It's WOMAN-BASHING DAY!

anne · 04-24-2006, 04:41 PM

Dang guys isnt there anything good about us women??

Spunky · 04-24-2006, 04:56 PM

Lol..those are great..

Elli · 04-24-2006, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by anne

Dang guys isnt there anything good about us women??

Apparently we're good at opening beer and being living fleshlights. Maybe we should all take a holiday and leave them to their own devices for a while... ;)

iWeb_Allan · 04-24-2006, 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elli

Apparently we're good at opening beer and being living fleshlights. Maybe we should all take a holiday and leave them to their own devices for a while... ;)

Heaven forbid! No, don't leave us!

erm... for how long will you be gone?

mrkris · 04-24-2006, 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iWeb_Allan

Heaven forbid! No, don't leave us!

erm... for how long will you be gone?

reynold · 04-24-2006, 08:42 PM

I love Cartman saying "hey! woman! bring me my snacks and make babies!"

Zester · 04-24-2006, 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elli

Apparently we're good at opening beer and being living fleshlights. Maybe we should all take a holiday and leave them to their own devices for a while... ;)

good idea, just leave your tits, your ass, and maybe a leg or two

04-24-2006, 01:20 PM	#1
mrkris Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 2,737	Men Strike Back!!! I got this email today from a friend, I couldn't resist. Men strike back! ! ! ! ! ! ! How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..." ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do men fart more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. ------------------------------------------------------------------- If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. ------------------------------------------------------------------- What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A woman who won't do what she's told. ------------------------------------------------------------------- I married a Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do men die before their wives? They want to. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. ------------------------------------------------------------------- In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested. __________________ PHP-MySQL-Rails \| ICQ: 342500546

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