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Indoporn · 04-18-2006, 09:09 PM

Starting a new adult web site that's definitely positively going to make a BILLION dollars a year. No doubt about it, it's in my business plan. I hear the internet is really taking off, and porn sites are in high demand, because there aren't many of them yet. No competition! Of course it's just me right now, but in no time at all we'll have lush offices and a staff of thousands and trade on NASDAQ. I'm holding interviews for models at my house - it's the one with vinyl siding next to the railroad tracks, not far from the sewage plant, you can't miss it; we'll do a photo shoot with the cam I just got at Wal-Mart, then we'll have a tryout where I "try you out," and if I think you have potential, or at least mostly female hormones, you're hired! Uh well it's not like a job really, there's no cash up front, but every girl gets 25% of the profits! And if I could borrow your library card that'd be great, because I don't have a computer at home - never used one really - so I figure I can work on my site over there, where the librarian can show me how to get on the internet and put my porn site together. What a great country we live in, land of opportunity. USA! USA!

BlingDaddy · 04-18-2006, 09:13 PM

sniperwolf · 04-18-2006, 10:24 PM

Nice to see you in GFY

Indoporn · 04-18-2006, 11:20 PM

/bump

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Rebecca Love · 04-18-2006, 11:23 PM

a billion is fine by me.

Indoporn · 05-08-2006, 09:55 PM

[QUOTE=Indoporn]Starting a new adult web site that's definitely positively going to make a BILLION dollars a year. No doubt about it, it's in my business plan. I hear the internet is really taking off, and porn sites are in high demand, because there aren't many of them yet. No competition! Of course it's just me right now, but in no time at all we'll have lush offices and a staff of thousands and trade on NASDAQ. I'm holding interviews for models at my house - it's the one with vinyl siding next to the railroad tracks, not far from the sewage plant, you can't miss it; we'll do a photo shoot with the cam I just got at Wal-Mart, then we'll have a tryout where I "try you out," and if I think you have potential, or at least mostly female hormones, you're hired! Uh well it's not like a job really, there's no cash up front, but every girl gets 25% of the profits! And if I could borrow your library card that'd be great, because I don't have a computer at home - never used one really - so I figure I can work on my site over there, where

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 05-08-2006, 10:06 PM

Ice · 05-08-2006, 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Indoporn

we'll do a photo shoot with the cam I just got at Wal-Mart, then we'll have a tryout where I "try you out," and if I think you have potential, or at least mostly female hormones, you're hired! Uh well it's not like a job really, there's no cash up front, but every girl gets 25% of the profits!

Sobe?

wonderman · 05-09-2006, 06:20 AM

No jokes but this has so far been the best year yet for ************* ;-)

http://www.*************/conten_index3.htm

04-18-2006, 09:09 PM	#1
Indoporn Registered User Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 5	New site launching, need models! Starting a new adult web site that's definitely positively going to make a BILLION dollars a year. No doubt about it, it's in my business plan. I hear the internet is really taking off, and porn sites are in high demand, because there aren't many of them yet. No competition! Of course it's just me right now, but in no time at all we'll have lush offices and a staff of thousands and trade on NASDAQ. I'm holding interviews for models at my house - it's the one with vinyl siding next to the railroad tracks, not far from the sewage plant, you can't miss it; we'll do a photo shoot with the cam I just got at Wal-Mart, then we'll have a tryout where I "try you out," and if I think you have potential, or at least mostly female hormones, you're hired! Uh well it's not like a job really, there's no cash up front, but every girl gets 25% of the profits! And if I could borrow your library card that'd be great, because I don't have a computer at home - never used one really - so I figure I can work on my site over there, where the librarian can show me how to get on the internet and put my porn site together. What a great country we live in, land of opportunity. USA! USA!

04-18-2006, 09:13 PM	#2
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04-18-2006, 11:20 PM	#4
Indoporn Registered User Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 5	/bump ... Last edited by Indoporn; 04-18-2006 at 11:22 PM..

04-18-2006, 11:23 PM	#5
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05-08-2006, 09:55 PM	#6
Indoporn Registered User Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 5	[QUOTE=Indoporn]Starting a new adult web site that's definitely positively going to make a BILLION dollars a year. No doubt about it, it's in my business plan. I hear the internet is really taking off, and porn sites are in high demand, because there aren't many of them yet. No competition! Of course it's just me right now, but in no time at all we'll have lush offices and a staff of thousands and trade on NASDAQ. I'm holding interviews for models at my house - it's the one with vinyl siding next to the railroad tracks, not far from the sewage plant, you can't miss it; we'll do a photo shoot with the cam I just got at Wal-Mart, then we'll have a tryout where I "try you out," and if I think you have potential, or at least mostly female hormones, you're hired! Uh well it's not like a job really, there's no cash up front, but every girl gets 25% of the profits! And if I could borrow your library card that'd be great, because I don't have a computer at home - never used one really - so I figure I can work on my site over there, where Last edited by Indoporn; 05-08-2006 at 09:57 PM..

05-08-2006, 10:06 PM	#7
Mr.Right - Banned For Life I guarantee it Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 18,314

05-09-2006, 06:20 AM	#9
wonderman So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 282	No jokes but this has so far been the best year yet for *********** ;-) http://www.***********/conten_index3.htm