David Blaine Fails to hold his breath for 9 minutes live on national tv! - GoFuckYourself.com

NTSS · 05-08-2006, 06:53 PM

What a waste of two hours of prime time

Slap Dot · 05-08-2006, 06:54 PM

Figures man

Hornydog4cooter · 05-08-2006, 06:55 PM

Hey i still give him props. He has been in the tank for 177 hours and pulled off 7:08 . Cant knock him one bit....

madawgz · 05-08-2006, 06:56 PM

hes a fucking loser now, on live tv

and hes crying

NTSS · 05-08-2006, 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by madawgz

hes a fucking loser now, on live tv

and hes crying

L0rdJuni0r · 05-08-2006, 06:58 PM

i give him props..... 7 minutes is a fucking long time. i could never do that.

seeric · 05-08-2006, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Hornydog4cooter

Hey i still give him props. He has been in the tank for 177 hours and pulled off 7:08 . Cant knock him one bit....

i couldnt hold my breath for 35 seconds, and i look like a prune after 20 minut showers.

L0rdJuni0r · 05-08-2006, 07:00 PM

ohhhhh shit. did you see his hands??? gross!

Chris · 05-08-2006, 07:03 PM

what would you do if everyone said your magic was staged?

woudnt you wan tto have a live even that "failed" so people know you do not do it every time? ;)

think about it

and i thought i was among a group of marketers

sickkittens · 05-08-2006, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Chris

what would you do if everyone said your magic was staged?

woudnt you wan tto have a live even that "failed" so people know you do not do it every time? ;)

think about it

and i thought i was among a group of marketers

That's exactly the 1st thing that I thought of.

spunkmaster · 05-08-2006, 07:08 PM

He'a a fucking genius !

Spunky · 05-08-2006, 07:09 PM

9 minutes..wtf was he thinking anyways..

Chris · 05-08-2006, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by spunkmaster

He'a a fucking genius !

Another one with half a brain

madawgz · 05-08-2006, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by L0rdJuni0r

i give him props..... 7 minutes is a fucking long time. i could never do that.

yeah i know, i couldnt do that too

but why would he say he can do it ... and not

StuartD · 05-08-2006, 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by madawgz

yeah i know, i couldnt do that too

but why would he say he can do it ... and not

He didn't know if he could do it... it's not like he's stayed under water for a week and then held his breath for 9 minutes every summer since he was a kid.

If he had, he'd already have the world record... and it wouldn't be worth watching, would it?

spunkmaster · 05-08-2006, 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Chris

Another one with half a brain

Why do you say that?

The guys going to get way more attention and press now that he didn't
make it to 9 minutes.

If you've watched his many interviews before going in the bubble he said he held his breath for over 9 minutes several tikmes already !

Chris · 05-08-2006, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by spunkmaster

Why do you say that?

The guys going to get way more attention and press now that he didn't
make it to 9 minutes.

If you've watched his many interviews before going in the bubble he said he held his breath for over 9 minutes several tikmes already !

retract my statement then :/

i was giving you credit for seeing that he is now going to get more attention for failing on live tv

read my other post maybe you will understand

BusterBunny · 05-08-2006, 07:36 PM

call he when he climbs up a twink's ass and fights for air i might care

jscott · 05-08-2006, 07:47 PM

david blaine is 1 crazy ass motherfucker! you cant tell me all his stuff aint entertaining tho!

Axeman · 05-08-2006, 07:54 PM

If he didnt stay in a tank for a week straight, I think he would have gotten 9 minutes. But to stay under water for a week, then try to go 9 and still make 7 was pretty impressive. He used a lot of movement to get that 2nd lock off too. I was very impressed with the attempt and found his street magic to be fun in between.

Now Stuart Scott blows however.

TheSenator · 05-08-2006, 07:56 PM

Anybody have the video?

Empress_JoinRightNow · 05-08-2006, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by madawgz

hes a fucking loser now, on live tv

and hes crying

crying? his tears are the source of his magic...hahaha.

beemk · 05-08-2006, 07:58 PM

what does staying under water for so long do for you?

marketsmart · 05-08-2006, 07:58 PM

yeah, he's crying right to the bank. he made like 8-10 mill last year...

OG LennyT · 05-08-2006, 07:59 PM

good marketing... miss it intentionally in order to setup another show this summer.

Watching NBA tonight, didnt waste my time with the Blaine thing.

mardigras · 05-08-2006, 08:01 PM

I was impressed... but it should have been a one hour show

reynold · 05-08-2006, 10:41 PM

I think the devil did not help him with his idea this time.

Xplicit · 05-08-2006, 10:56 PM

Blane is a bitch for this.

Downtime · 05-08-2006, 10:59 PM

7 mins is still insane

Donny · 05-08-2006, 11:00 PM

Let's see anyone here hold their breath for 7 minutes.

x3guide · 05-08-2006, 11:04 PM

Well is it "magic" or is it the fucking Discovery Channel. If it's the former then do the 9 minutes. If it's the latter then it never would have made it to air.

Think about it. Can't be in between and then just go "fuck it".

King Adam · 05-08-2006, 11:04 PM

All you Haters

Live in a fishbowl for 9 days. No real rest, no real food, no anything. Then after 9 days, lock yourself up and try to break the world record for holding your breath.

Some of you are real tough guys aren't ya.

Xplicit · 05-08-2006, 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Donny

Let's see anyone here hold their breath for 7 minutes.

I'm sure if someone said they were gonna hold their breath for 7 minutes (no world record breaking), it wouldnt have been a 2 hour special on TV.

Ya, great, 7 mins is alot... but a 2 hour special which turned out to only be about a dude sitting in a human fishtank??? fuck that.

After seeing this, I think the guy who does hold the world record deserves a 4 hour special!

INever · 05-09-2006, 12:22 AM

but they sold all the ad minutes

Vitasoy · 05-09-2006, 04:21 AM

Totally missed it, but 7 mins is still pretty darn long

timberlands · 05-09-2006, 04:26 AM

David Blaine is the anti christ fools!!!!!!!!!!!!!

StuartD · 05-09-2006, 04:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Xplicit

I'm sure if someone said they were gonna hold their breath for 7 minutes (no world record breaking), it wouldnt have been a 2 hour special on TV.

Ya, great, 7 mins is alot... but a 2 hour special which turned out to only be about a dude sitting in a human fishtank??? fuck that.

After seeing this, I think the guy who does hold the world record deserves a 4 hour special!

Ah, but sitting in that fishbowl for a week WAS a world record. And by his accounts, he has held his breath for longer than the world record of 8:58, it just wasn't done immediately following the breaking of another world record such as standing in water for 7 days.

Hell fell short of his goal, but what he did was still pretty amazing to a lot of people, even if you don't think so.

GTS Mark · 05-09-2006, 05:05 AM

I think more people will talk about how he failed than how he succeeded. I think this will show that he's human and can make mistakes.

He will most likely be more popular than ever after this.

DH

Scott McD · 05-09-2006, 05:13 AM

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Originally Posted by TheSenator

Anybody have the video?

Yeah i wanna see this shit...

Drake · 05-09-2006, 05:56 AM

Would have been better if he just broke the record under normal conditions. Risking nerve damage and other complications from living in a fish bowl for a week is ridiculous.

gecko · 05-09-2006, 06:06 AM

7 minutes is still amazing

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