Last Stop (joke) - GoFuckYourself.com

cyber_ninja · 05-24-2006, 09:00 PM

A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now ... cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train ... cause we're going down the racks."

The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train ... but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say..."All passengers, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."

She heard her little darling continue ... "For those of you just boarding, remember, there is no smoking in the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen ..."

Rebecca Love · 05-24-2006, 09:01 PM

cute

RhiannonAPM · 05-24-2006, 09:05 PM

Lmao!!!!!!

Spunky · 05-24-2006, 09:12 PM

Lol..that's a old one but still funny

Sparks · 05-24-2006, 09:39 PM

Lol, that's funny, I'd never heard that.

iWeb_Iya · 05-24-2006, 10:32 PM

That's totally amazing!

CaptainHowdy · 05-24-2006, 10:34 PM

practiceTITOISM · 05-24-2006, 10:39 PM

Haha! Good one!

woj · 05-25-2006, 12:01 AM

VicJay · 05-25-2006, 12:08 AM

Nice one

webcrawler · 05-25-2006, 12:32 AM

a good one.

Vitasoy · 05-25-2006, 01:21 AM

heh that one cracked me up

Abithefiend · 05-25-2006, 01:39 AM

Haha love it.

aSSet · 05-25-2006, 01:45 AM

whatta naughty child

Scott McD · 05-25-2006, 01:45 AM

LOL !!!!!!!

MsWild · 05-25-2006, 04:09 PM

lol good one

tranza · 05-25-2006, 04:23 PM

Lol! Cute joke...

gimo33 · 05-25-2006, 04:27 PM

LMAO!

gimo33 · 05-25-2006, 04:28 PM

here's one..

There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk, dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute, and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it." The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, "Do any of the girls have any diseases?" Of course the Madam said no! He said, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making love with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want." Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down the hall, dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door. The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?" He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she just happens to be very fond of cute little boys. She will then get the disease that I just caught. When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the way, he'll jump the baby-sitter's bones, and he'll catch the disease. Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitter's, he and Mom will go to bed and have sex, and Mom will catch it. In the morning when Dad goes to work, the milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mom, and catch the disease, and HE'S the son-of-a-bitch who ran over my FROG.

cyber_ninja · 05-25-2006, 11:24 PM

WWC-Pajio · 05-25-2006, 11:40 PM

.....that's a good one!!

Thomas1007 · 05-25-2006, 11:44 PM

LMFAO two good jokes.

Bdiddy · 05-25-2006, 11:45 PM

Both are funny jokes! Thanks for the laugh

05-24-2006, 09:00 PM	#1
cyber_ninja Twerk That Ass Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lincoln, California Posts: 2,197	Last Stop (joke) A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now ... cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train ... cause we're going down the racks." The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train ... but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say..."All passengers, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She heard her little darling continue ... "For those of you just boarding, remember, there is no smoking in the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen ..."

05-24-2006, 09:01 PM	#2
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05-24-2006, 09:12 PM	#4
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05-24-2006, 10:32 PM	#6
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05-24-2006, 09:39 PM	#5
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05-24-2006, 10:39 PM	#8
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05-25-2006, 12:32 AM	#11
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05-25-2006, 01:39 AM	#13
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05-25-2006, 01:45 AM	#14
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05-25-2006, 04:28 PM	#19
gimo33 Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 5,599	here's one.. There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk, dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute, and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it." The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, "Do any of the girls have any diseases?" Of course the Madam said no! He said, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making love with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want." Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down the hall, dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door. The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?" He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she just happens to be very fond of cute little boys. She will then get the disease that I just caught. When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the way, he'll jump the baby-sitter's bones, and he'll catch the disease. Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitter's, he and Mom will go to bed and have sex, and Mom will catch it. In the morning when Dad goes to work, the milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mom, and catch the disease, and HE'S the son-of-a-bitch who ran over my FROG. __________________ Galleries that sells www.highendcreatives.com Avail of the $10 per gallery, promo!! Highend Designs at Low Price. Contact us now!

05-25-2006, 11:24 PM	#20
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05-25-2006, 11:45 PM	#23
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