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g33k · 05-28-2002, 06:05 PM

Ok so i nailed this nasty tramp last night. And about 24 hours after i went to take a piss & this big black STAIN was on my cock head.

It looked like someone had spilt black ink in a circle on my penis head. I couldn't rub it off, but by the next morning it just dissapeared.

Is this some sort of new flesh eating bacteria???

HELP!!!!!!!

chodadog · 05-28-2002, 06:07 PM

How about this for a crazy suggestion.

Go see a doctor.

WTF? · 05-28-2002, 06:07 PM

Sorry to be the one to tell you this, but... Your Fucked!!!

ADIDAS · 05-28-2002, 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by g33k
Ok so i nailed this nasty tramp last night.

You nailed some chick?

Prove it with pics!

I dont think the rest of us believe it!

LOL!

Funbrunette · 05-28-2002, 06:09 PM

hehehe!

g33k · 05-28-2002, 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WTF?
Sorry to be the one to tell you this, but... Your Fucked!!!

seriously man what the fuck is it?

I can't find a mysterious block splotch anywhere on web health site's!!!

TaDoW · 05-28-2002, 06:09 PM

dude that's nasty. why do people nail tramps? do they like the gamble in the sport? I DON'T FUCKING GET IT?!?

Fletch XXX · 05-28-2002, 06:09 PM

If you wore a condom you wouldnt have black shit on thwe tip of your dick, its called Chlamydia...

foe · 05-28-2002, 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ADIDAS

You nailed some chick?

Prove it with pics!

I dont think the rest of us believe it!

LOL!

Thats a little too mean, lol but sorry you are fucked

g33k · 05-28-2002, 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TaDoW
dude that's nasty. why do people nail tramps? do they like the gamble in the sport? I DON'T FUCKING GET IT?!?

will someone just tell me what the fuck it is!!!

g33k · 05-28-2002, 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
If you wore a condom you wouldnt have black shit on thwe tip of your dick, its called Chlamydia...

but it just dissapeared within a couple hours...wtf!?!?!

ADIDAS · 05-28-2002, 06:11 PM

No idea what it is!

Talk to a doctor as soon as you can!

Make sure not to fuck anyone else till you do!

WTF? · 05-28-2002, 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ADIDAS
No idea what it is!

Talk to a doctor as soon as you can!

Make sure not to fuck anyone else till you do!

Unless she's realy hot! Than you must.

g33k · 05-28-2002, 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WTF?

Unless she's realy hot! Than you must.

wow you guys are a lot of help!

i figured everyone here would know what the fuck it is...since you all seem to fuck your skank models

g33k · 05-28-2002, 06:24 PM

Is there a cure for chlamydia?
Yes. Chlamydia is easy to treat. Both partners must be treated at the same time. Antibiotics kill chlamydia bacteria. Doxycycline or azithromycin are the preferred treatments. Azithromycin is taken in one dose. Although doxycycline costs less, it must be taken for seven days.

Haha so see i'm fine even if i got it!

HeadPimp · 05-28-2002, 06:27 PM

She was no slut! She was one of the alien horde, and has now infected you with her viral programming!

Everyone stay far, far away. g33k is now one of THEM! Better yet, lets form an angry mob with torches and hunt him down.

In all seriousness though, I havent' heard of anything like this either. Go hit your local Planned Parenthood. They have seen it all and you can remain anonymous!

HeadPimp · 05-28-2002, 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by g33k

i figured everyone here would know what the fuck it is...since you all seem to fuck your skank models

Yes, but you see we use these things called CONDOMS so that there is less worry about such things.

g33k · 05-28-2002, 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by HeadPimp
She was no slut! She was one of the alien horde, and has now infected you with her viral programming!

Everyone stay far, far away. g33k is now one of THEM! Better yet, lets form an angry mob with torches and hunt him down.

In all seriousness though, I havent' heard of anything like this either. Go hit your local Planned Parenthood. They have seen it all and you can remain anonymous!

Yea i can't wait till im sitting in the lobby thinking to myself " I wonder what that chicks got "

g33k · 05-28-2002, 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by HeadPimp

Yes, but you see we use these things called CONDOMS so that there is less worry about such things.

the bitch just rode me...i didn't even put it in her, she just put the slop down on the top of my wang ya hear?

miss^behaving · 05-28-2002, 06:40 PM

....hope you weren't to attached to your dick

40,000+ expired names daily plus a TON more.

ZatCHICKPIXXX · 05-28-2002, 06:41 PM

go see a urologist......

i used to work for one........they will test you properly

TeraBabes · 05-28-2002, 06:46 PM

Believe it or not, it could have just been a bruise. Go see a doctor anyway. Better to be safe...

Sly_RJ · 05-28-2002, 06:50 PM

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Originally posted by TeraBabes
Believe it or not, it could have just been a bruise. Go see a doctor anyway. Better to be safe...

Probably. His dick isn't used to feeling the pressure of a pussy.

FlyingIguana · 05-28-2002, 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ

Probably. His dick isn't used to feeling the pressure of a pussy.

rofl

foe · 05-28-2002, 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ

Probably. His dick isn't used to feeling the pressure of a pussy.

All i know is he better hope thats it.

05-28-2002, 07:17 PM

I once had a broad suck my dick so poorly that she left a bruise. I thought I was a dead man.

By the way, if she was a real skank, don't forget, now you could have THE AIDS.

Watch your dick and make sure nothing like this starts to form on it:

http://www.condyloma.org/pictures.htm

Have a nice day!

No Fucking Way! · 05-28-2002, 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by g33k
Ok so i nailed this nasty tramp last night

No Fucking Way!

Morgan · 05-28-2002, 07:25 PM

It couldve been the North American vaginal leech. It finds the hole in your penis and enters. It will then lay eggs and in about 2 weeks you will see a plethora of new baby vaginal leeches.

g33k · 05-28-2002, 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by evildick
I once had a broad suck my dick so poorly that she left a bruise. I thought I was a dead man.

By the way, if she was a real skank, don't forget, now you could have THE AIDS.

Watch your dick and make sure nothing like this starts to form on it:

http://www.condyloma.org/pictures.htm

Have a nice day!

DEAR GOD IM SICK!

ITS NOTHING LIKE THAT FOR GOD SAKES!

05-28-2002, 07:29 PM

If it's the infamous vaginal leech, this is what you will have to endure to get it removed:

http://www.internext.com.br/urologia/Casosclinicos.htm

redshift · 05-28-2002, 08:24 PM

sounds like south african cock rot to me

boneprone · 05-28-2002, 08:42 PM

you nailed a skank and didnt even bother to wear a condom?
Gotta wonder about the gal.

How many other unprotected dudes does she let in?

You're fucked.
You remind me of a bad after school special.

foe · 05-28-2002, 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by evildick
If it's the infamous vaginal leech, this is what you will have to endure to get it removed:

http://www.internext.com.br/urologia/Casosclinicos.htm

What the fuck this is absolutely the most discusting thing I have ever seen.

foe · 05-28-2002, 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ganjasaurus
It couldve been the North American vaginal leech. It finds the hole in your penis and enters. It will then lay eggs and in about 2 weeks you will see a plethora of new baby vaginal leeches.

could some please say this man is bullshiting

05-28-2002, 08:47 PM

It's actually a little parasite called a CANDIRU. I guess it lives in some waterways in various third world countries. It likes to climb inside the urethra of people that are swimming. You can see the spikes it uses to lodge itself inside your cock.

If you've ever seen the movie "Anaconda" with Jennifer Lopez, you will hear them mention it in one scene.

It has to be cut out.

foe · 05-28-2002, 09:18 PM

yys · 05-28-2002, 09:52 PM

You have to go too your doctor to have a checkup; they'll have to perform a rectal examine on you to determine the cause of this stain and make sure it hasn't seeped into your innards

bdld · 05-28-2002, 10:25 PM

since when do geeks get to have sex?
anyway, i think you need www.freecondoms.com

wonder · 05-28-2002, 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by g33k
Ok so i nailed this nasty tramp

i believe most people refer to those as hookers, how much was she?

steffie · 05-28-2002, 11:31 PM

Jezzz I think I just threw up my Memorial Dinner. Next time I am having sex I am going to just totally cover myself in a huge condom. Screw those little condoms. OMFG. UEEEHEE.. Better yet I am out tomorrow buying a huge dildo. I would probably have a heart attack I ever see one of those penises in real live. pfff

Dude go see a doctor or something!

kenny · 05-28-2002, 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by wonder

i believe most people refer to those as hookers, how much was she?

spend the extra $$$ and get a escort thats a step above a hooker.
Plus if something like this happens you get a 100% of your money money back..
oh yea and before 6-1-80 it's buy one get one free, become a perferred member and get bonus points that you can use for future escort services
and don't forget the great selection....

Pathfinder · 05-29-2002, 02:03 AM

g33k:

It is called penil endermacitist. A friend of mine picked it up in Korea, from a whore, when we were stationed there. Most American MD's are not familiar with it as it is primarily an oriental desease.

The slut you were with either screwed an oriental or was screwed by a male that had contracted the desease from an oriental.

The symptoms are recurring. In other words, it may reappear periodically for a period of time. Sometimes a few hours, sometimes for a few days, then the symptons will disappear. It takes approximately ten-fifteen years for it to fully incubate. After that period, major sores will begin to appear, increasing in numbers, as more and more time goes by. Eventually it enters the scrotum area and the bottom line is total loss of your penis and scrotum, and eventual death if left untreated.

Fornunately they can surgically remove your penis and scrotum before it becomes life threatening.

From here on out you should not have sex with anyone without informing them of your desease. If they are willing to chance it, you must wear a condom at all times, or you will give the desease to your partner.

Tough break for you, but having unprotected sex in this day and age, is just plain dumb. I hope you have already had many sexual experiences so you will at least have some memories.

05-28-2002, 06:05 PM	#1
g33k Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 175	Im Freaking Out Man! Dick Warts! Ok so i nailed this nasty tramp last night. And about 24 hours after i went to take a piss & this big black STAIN was on my cock head. It looked like someone had spilt black ink in a circle on my penis head. I couldn't rub it off, but by the next morning it just dissapeared. Is this some sort of new flesh eating bacteria??? HELP!!!!!!!

05-28-2002, 06:07 PM	#2
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05-28-2002, 06:09 PM	#7
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g33k Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 175	Is there a cure for chlamydia? Yes. Chlamydia is easy to treat. Both partners must be treated at the same time. Antibiotics kill chlamydia bacteria. Doxycycline or azithromycin are the preferred treatments. Azithromycin is taken in one dose. Although doxycycline costs less, it must be taken for seven days. Haha so see i'm fine even if i got it!

05-28-2002, 06:27 PM	#16
HeadPimp Bad Mo-Fo Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 2,772	She was no slut! She was one of the alien horde, and has now infected you with her viral programming! Everyone stay far, far away. g33k is now one of THEM! Better yet, lets form an angry mob with torches and hunt him down. In all seriousness though, I havent' heard of anything like this either. Go hit your local Planned Parenthood. They have seen it all and you can remain anonymous!

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miss^behaving Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 213	....hope you weren't to attached to your dick 40,000+ expired names daily plus a TON more. __________________ 40,000+ expired names daily plus a TON more.

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05-28-2002, 07:17 PM	#26
evildick Guest Posts: n/a	I once had a broad suck my dick so poorly that she left a bruise. I thought I was a dead man. By the way, if she was a real skank, don't forget, now you could have THE AIDS. Watch your dick and make sure nothing like this starts to form on it: http://www.condyloma.org/pictures.htm Have a nice day!

05-28-2002, 07:25 PM	#28
Morgan Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: Corona Del Mar, CA Posts: 10,520	It couldve been the North American vaginal leech. It finds the hole in your penis and enters. It will then lay eggs and in about 2 weeks you will see a plethora of new baby vaginal leeches.

05-28-2002, 07:29 PM	#30
evildick Guest Posts: n/a	If it's the infamous vaginal leech, this is what you will have to endure to get it removed: http://www.internext.com.br/urologia/Casosclinicos.htm

05-28-2002, 08:24 PM	#31
redshift Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: anus fuckin' yo mama Posts: 1,044	sounds like south african cock rot to me

05-28-2002, 08:42 PM	#32
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	you nailed a skank and didnt even bother to wear a condom? Gotta wonder about the gal. How many other unprotected dudes does she let in? You're fucked. You remind me of a bad after school special. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

05-28-2002, 08:47 PM	#35
evildick Guest Posts: n/a	It's actually a little parasite called a CANDIRU. I guess it lives in some waterways in various third world countries. It likes to climb inside the urethra of people that are swimming. You can see the spikes it uses to lodge itself inside your cock. If you've ever seen the movie "Anaconda" with Jennifer Lopez, you will hear them mention it in one scene. It has to be cut out.

05-28-2002, 09:18 PM	#36
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05-28-2002, 09:52 PM	#37
yys Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 1,922	You have to go too your doctor to have a checkup; they'll have to perform a rectal examine on you to determine the cause of this stain and make sure it hasn't seeped into your innards

05-28-2002, 10:25 PM	#38
bdld $100,000 Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 11,452	since when do geeks get to have sex? anyway, i think you need www.freecondoms.com

05-28-2002, 11:31 PM	#40
steffie Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Somewhere in the Mountains, far far away Posts: 2,422	Jezzz I think I just threw up my Memorial Dinner. Next time I am having sex I am going to just totally cover myself in a huge condom. Screw those little condoms. OMFG. UEEEHEE.. Better yet I am out tomorrow buying a huge dildo. I would probably have a heart attack I ever see one of those penises in real live. pfff Dude go see a doctor or something! __________________ Partying since '96 and not going anywhere Anna's Dorm

05-29-2002, 02:03 AM	#42
Pathfinder theking of trailer parks Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Tehachapi, California Posts: 2,277	g33k: It is called penil endermacitist. A friend of mine picked it up in Korea, from a whore, when we were stationed there. Most American MD's are not familiar with it as it is primarily an oriental desease. The slut you were with either screwed an oriental or was screwed by a male that had contracted the desease from an oriental. The symptoms are recurring. In other words, it may reappear periodically for a period of time. Sometimes a few hours, sometimes for a few days, then the symptons will disappear. It takes approximately ten-fifteen years for it to fully incubate. After that period, major sores will begin to appear, increasing in numbers, as more and more time goes by. Eventually it enters the scrotum area and the bottom line is total loss of your penis and scrotum, and eventual death if left untreated. Fornunately they can surgically remove your penis and scrotum before it becomes life threatening. From here on out you should not have sex with anyone without informing them of your desease. If they are willing to chance it, you must wear a condom at all times, or you will give the desease to your partner. Tough break for you, but having unprotected sex in this day and age, is just plain dumb. I hope you have already had many sexual experiences so you will at least have some memories.