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What did you do as a kid that you now know was fucked up? Like throwing rocks at cars
Now I think back at all the crazy shit I did It was fucked up. We used to throw rocks at cars that drove by our street..
What did you do that you Kinda regret. |
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Lol Wow Very interesting
Nice Post
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shoplifting.
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Tried boiling an egg in the microwave
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Shoplifting was a major for me..and raiding grow ops
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I broke into a supermarket once at night after climbing through the skylight roof aged 14 with my brother on lookout. Nearly shit myself when I couldn't climb out.
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1. Threw rocks at cars (until this one guy stopped and went to mom)
2. Put roofing nails in small squares of roofing tiles and laid them in the street (only did that a few times) 3. Smoked pot in a public place (until they went to my mom) 4. Also broke into this guys house once and ate his food :/ But now i'm too scared to do anything .. i follow the rules |
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Smoking when I was like 8 years old because I thought it was cool and my dad did it.
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Throw full milks on the top shelf in the coatroom at the beginning of the year....at the end we'd bring them down and open them in front of the school.
At least 10% of the people who walked by threw up...including us. Not damaging to anyone but pretty stupid.
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We used to drive around college campuses and squirt ketchup, mustard and chocolate syrup on frat boys. And Jeeps and Mustangs or any other turd looking rice burner cars.
I don't regret a second of it. |
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shoplifting...
and this is really interesting becuase i am the 3rd one to post this... wonder if shoplifters as kids grow up and become porno-masters??? if so, it'll make a great warning tool for parents!!! |
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put an m80 in a cats ass and put it in a mailbox
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i fucked around with shit on a construction site
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alot - i was bad until i reached 16.
i most regret the pain i caused this girl - i did talk to her once when i went back to where i grew up and said i was sorry. i wasnt the only one who made her life hell but i played a part - still ashamed of it - girl had a brutal childhood.
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12 years old or so......my friend and I would sit in the woods about 50 feet from the road and shoot at bike riders, joggers and cars with a bb gun. Luckily we never got caught. A few close calls though.
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The worst thing I ever did when I was a kid? I picked up a cat by it's tail and swung it around repeatedly, much to the dismay of my sister and her best friend. The cat was screaming with such a noise I hadn't heard before, it scared the shit out of me. To stop the noise I threw it as hard as I could while swinging it at a brick wall. The cat slammed with an intense force and was killed instantly. My sister lost her best friend that day, and I got my first hard-on that day. Ah... a youth well spent.
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#2 take fishing line and wrap it around mail box a. then drag it across the street wrap around mail box b. over and over. Cars would drive by and it wrap around their antennas.(this one I regret that was stupid and dangerous) #3 have my sister lay with her leg sort of hanging off the curve. Scream all scared like if something was wrong with her and cars would stop to see what was going on then she jump up and scream at them(this one I do regret). #4 TP houses(don't regret) #5 my friends and I would line up at the end of the street and moon cars(this I don't regret). #6 rip the mail boxes out of the ground and hide them in the peoples trees(did not regret) #7 My sister and I took fishing worms at the Target store and we tear them apart into tiny little pieces throw them up on the ceiling they would stick. Then we sneak to watch them fall in peoples hair and the people would freak out(this I don't regret). #8 My sister would sit in a baby chair in our car and act like she was a window licker at stop lights, she would lick the window and drool. Mind you she was 18 with a perfect bod so it seem really odd to people to see her do such a thing(we don't regret). ![]() #9 My sister and I use to throw ice chips over the ailes at the grocery stores at people oh yea and grapes(I don't regret). #10 take condoms and fill them with mayo and put them on peoples front doors and cars(I don't regret this).
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When we were bored, during the summer we would drive around during the day and follow fed ex trucks and steal packages when they stopped.
At night we would egg random cars. Stupid kids we were.
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Put fake soccer balls, filled with rocks, in the middle of the sidewalk and asking kindly ppl who walked by to kick it back to me. Usually, their pain was so big they couldn't even run after me and my buds to kick our asses.
Put a wallet (with very, very thin string attached, of course) in the middle of the sidewalk by sunset, and when some loser tried to grab the wallet, pull easily the string, just to move the wallet a bit...then again...fuck, sometimes those dumbfucks chased the wallet like 40 feet, in the middle of the street... Taking a prisoner (9yrs old kid, the same age as me and my buddies) from the enemy kid gang and having him locked at 3 p.m. in a not finished construction (a summer movie theater, in the projection room), only releasing him at midnight(this one was really bad, and I regret it). The poor kid was so fucking scared and cried and begged for forgiveness...what a fucking moron I was. |
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some great stories I guess we are all crazy fucks
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I was haughty. 2hp
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Age 4) Lit the woods on fire.
Age 9) Cut down a bunch of my neighbor's trees. Age 10)Suspended from elementary school for making counterfeit free popcorn slips that we were given on our birthday redeemable for a free bag of popcorn on "popcorn friday" (I distinctly remember the principal breaking into tears) Age 11)Broke into the elementary school and stole a bunch of keys that said "do not copy" and all of the things that had been confiscated from students over the year. Age 12)Held cattails out ito the road so they would explode in a cloud of seeds when cars hit them. Age 12)Harrased a bunch of rednecks on the CB until they traced the signal and showed up at my house. Age 13)Created an account on a local bbs with the name of some kid we knew and used to to harrass the Sysop. (the kid ended up getting a phone call and grounded) Age 15)Kicked all the plumbing out of this house they had just laid the foundation for. Age 15)Once, while skipping school we were walking around some guy's property and we came upon a couch. I don't know, but it seemed like it would be fun to light it on fire. Next thing you know there's this santa claus looking guy running out from the woods after us. I don't know why I did it but I stopped and allowed a confrontation. He told me it's alright, and that within the next 10 years I would be in prison getting fucked in the ass by some big fat [racial explitive deleted] named bubba as he violently penetrated his fist with his index finger. Age 16)Hooked up a PA system to my car and drove around harassing pedestians with it. And that's all I can think of off the top of my head. |
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This went on for a week or so..they'd have their windshields shattered but they just continued driving, till one day this chick wasn't having that shit, she stopped her car and got out screaming like crazy. She saw us in the window then called the cops...the rest is history...I was put on probation for doing that dumb shit and my parents had to pay for the repairs.
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all of the things i did were illegal and i cant incriminate.... but use your imagination
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we used to fight with boys from other apartment blocks (considered them the enemy) throwing stones at each other untill one kid got hit on the head (healed ok) and our parents made us stop, back then the parents weren't such pussies and smacking or belting wasn't that unusual |
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Dont think any people are really telling the truth here...
ok, heres some shit for ya (all of which I regret) - stole from everything- broke into shops, restauraunts and houses...destroyed a few interiors.shoplifted constantly. - stole a car- trashed it wasnt cruel to animals but did shoot a few chickadees with a shotgun once. - sold acid, pot, and got booze for minors outside a liquor store a couple times - kicked the shit outta a few people just to make myself look big at the time. - partook in making a few peoples high school lives hell - sucker punched a few folk, knocking them out cold - told girls i love them just to fuck them then never wanted shit to do with them - shot out windows and at people with bb guns - spraypainted alot of public property - threw boulders off a cliff through the roof of the houses below...they had people sleeping in them , but none got hurt. the roof sure did.... - ripped up 3 miles of a nature walk community trail to almost beyond repair in a small pick up truck drinking vodka and leaving it there as we left it wedged between two trees. fuck the list goes on and on...but its in the past and I regret it all...what else can I do...I was a drug crazed drunken asshole punk in a small town that had no direction and fended for myself... but after jail time and getting my teeth knocked out a few times you learn to mellow out and play by the rules ![]() |
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at like 4am on a weeknight we used to go to freeway construction and take all of the cones (like 100+) and load them in the back of my friend's truck.
then we'd go to a major intersection and reduce each direction down to one lane.. so like the right 3 lanes from all 4 directions would be closed. in about an hour or two when morning rush hour hit there would just be straight up anarchy. traffic would back up for thousands of cars in each direction. i dont think theres anything to regret about this.. its just as funny thinking about it now as it was then
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shot at cars with bb guns.
threw rocks and pinecones at them too. we setup cones and shit in streets to send cars the wrong way up a one way, and other such stupid shit with traffic redirection. |
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There's plenty of stuff I do regret but none of it I want to post on GFY because I'm really not very proud of it.
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Why do kids feel the need to throw shit at cars? Looks like WE ALL did that shit.
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i wrote bad words on my fathers' car.
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I threw rocks at cars, and other stuff.
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I threw rocks at cars and eggs at people (it's what everybody did
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Lots of stuff. I am glad I grew up.
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sure! Did you fight when you was a kid?
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Now that calibra said something about his sister.. I did break my sister's finger once.. woops |
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