Ever stop to think about why.... - GoFuckYourself.com

Elle Sommers · 06-24-2006, 11:02 AM

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Yes, its long. No, I don't care if you don't read the whole thing. I don't need you to post and tell me, "Its long, I didn't read it.

Kisses,

Elle

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up
every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries
are flat?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there
is not enough?

Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast
to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars,
but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be
a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're
both dogs!

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same
tune?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze
these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna
eat the next thing that falls out of its ass."

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't
point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does your Obstetrician/Gynaecologist leave the room when you get
undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at
you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out of the
window?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

Juicy D. Links · 06-24-2006, 11:07 AM

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Elle Sommers · 06-24-2006, 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

Elle, I am single call me

I keep trying, the line is always busy

Juicy D. Links · 06-24-2006, 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elle Sommers

I keep trying, the line is always busy

Shit....I have to call the phone company , i thought 15 lines in here would be enough ...

Pure Evil · 06-24-2006, 11:10 AM

you really want me to answer all of those?

Juicy D. Links · 06-24-2006, 11:11 AM

Here is another one

"Why do they use a alcohol pad to make clean a persons arm right b4 they are gonna inject him with lethal dose for the death sentence?

Elle Sommers · 06-24-2006, 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

Here is another one

"Why do they use a alcohol pad to make clean a persons arm right b4 they are gonna inject him with lethal dose for the death sentence?

That one is already in there you silly goose!

"Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?"

WiredGuy · 06-24-2006, 11:42 AM

hehe, I like the Kamikazee helmets one

WG

gooddomains · 06-24-2006, 11:45 AM

Funny stuff, nice reading

blazi · 06-24-2006, 11:47 AM

got this in an eMail the other day, but still good to read!!

LittleSassy · 06-24-2006, 11:51 AM

curious...very curious hmmm

06-24-2006, 11:02 AM	#1
Elle Sommers Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Florida Posts: 660	Ever stop to think about why.... DISCLAIMER Yes, its long. No, I don't care if you don't read the whole thing. I don't need you to post and tell me, "Its long, I didn't read it. Kisses, Elle Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough? Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that falls out of its ass." Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is? Why does your Obstetrician/Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway? Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out of the window? Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster? __________________ Check Out My OFFICIAL Site, www.ElleSommers.com AND don't forget to join my affiliate program, www.PornMonkeyCash.com!!!! ICQ: 235-755-827

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06-24-2006, 11:07 AM	#2
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06-24-2006, 11:11 AM	#6
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	Here is another one "Why do they use a alcohol pad to make clean a persons arm right b4 they are gonna inject him with lethal dose for the death sentence?

06-24-2006, 11:45 AM	#9
gooddomains Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Netherlands Posts: 10,127	Funny stuff, nice reading