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Old 06-23-2006, 05:02 PM   #1
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10 Year Erection!

Can you imagine how much that shits gotta hurt?!

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Old 06-23-2006, 05:33 PM   #2
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no i can't imagine! but for sure the 400,000 will release some of the pain
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Old 06-23-2006, 05:38 PM   #3
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he might as well go into porn, if john wayne bobbit's franken weiner is good enough for a vid, the bionic penis should get some love too
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Old 06-23-2006, 05:45 PM   #4
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i dont feel sorry for him. i dont think he should be able to sue either, why the fuck did he wait 10 YEARS to sue? i call bullshit
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Old 06-23-2006, 05:47 PM   #5
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Hell for a 10 year erection he deserves no less than a million, just sucks that the company went down and his dick didn't!
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Old 06-23-2006, 05:47 PM   #6
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i dont feel sorry for him. i dont think he should be able to sue either, why the fuck did he wait 10 YEARS to sue? i call bullshit
He didn't wait 10 year to sue, dumbass. Try READING. You don't think medical malpratice is a suable offense?
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Old 06-23-2006, 06:32 PM   #7
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He didn't wait 10 year to sue, dumbass. Try READING. You don't think medical malpratice is a suable offense?
are you retarded? let me spell it out for you: after the first week or two or even the first month of a CONSTANT ERECTION, who the fuck would not go back to the doctor and at least say "Fuck this, take it out then"?

Now it's your turn to READ, you simple sonofabitch:
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Charles "Chick" Lennon, 68, received the steel and plastic implant in 1996
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In 2004, a jury awarded him $750,000. A judge called that excessive and reduced it to $400,000.
2004
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8 FUCKING YEARS later.

and it's not a medical malpractice suit, the doctor didn't do a damn thing wrong; he wasn't suing the doctor for malpractice, he was suing the manufacturer of the device: Dura-II manufacturer Dacomed Corp.


maybe if your ignorant ass went to college, you could read the fucking article and understand the details like the rest of us.
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Old 06-23-2006, 06:35 PM   #8
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Half a mill for an erection.. bring it on.
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Old 06-23-2006, 07:38 PM   #9
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Old 06-23-2006, 07:43 PM   #10
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Geezz Boy, nothin keep ya from a stiff dick...
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Old 06-23-2006, 08:01 PM   #11
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as gay as it may sound, but that's not a bad idea. Who knows how many people would pay to see this.
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Old 06-23-2006, 08:55 PM   #12
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this is all very interesting and i am glad he got the compensation for his sufferings, but why did he wait 10 years?????
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Old 06-23-2006, 08:57 PM   #13
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that poor guy, it must be hard to go out in public
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Old 06-23-2006, 08:57 PM   #14
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Old 06-23-2006, 09:05 PM   #15
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will he get is penis back or it is impossible, i wonder.
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Old 06-23-2006, 09:09 PM   #16
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lmao, the first thing I saw on that page was a link to "Hang up your cell or get hit by lightning". Man... media just loves their scare tactics. Speaking of which, why did scare tactics get canceled? It was such an awesome show that was obviously not fake at all!
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Old 06-23-2006, 09:11 PM   #18
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Old 06-24-2006, 01:19 AM   #19
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are you retarded? let me spell it out for you: after the first week or two or even the first month of a CONSTANT ERECTION, who the fuck would not go back to the doctor and at least say "Fuck this, take it out then"?

Now it's your turn to READ, you simple sonofabitch:
Fuck you retard.

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8 FUCKING YEARS later.
Last time I checked 8 is not 10.

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maybe if your ignorant ass went to college, you could read the fucking article and understand the details like the rest of us.
Coming from the guy who can't tell 8 from 10.

Obviously you didn't read since you clearly said he waited 10 years to sue when the jury awarded him money after 8 years.

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i dont feel sorry for him. i dont think he should be able to sue either, why the fuck did he wait 10 YEARS to sue? i call bullshit
Also since when do you file a lawsuit and you get your case heard right away? Most times it take YEARS to even get to trial.

No fuck off and die biatch. WTF is your issue for you tp talk to me the way you did ASSHOLE? Learn some God damned manners? Was your mother a whore or something? Were you forced to watch her suck strange mens cocks? Was one of her customers your daddy?
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Old 06-24-2006, 09:49 AM   #20
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Fuck you retard.
Last time I checked 8 is not 10.
Coming from the guy who can't tell 8 from 10.

Obviously you didn't read since you clearly said he waited 10 years to sue when the jury awarded him money after 8 years.

Also since when do you file a lawsuit and you get your case heard right away? Most times it take YEARS to even get to trial.
yeah, my bad, i misspoke when i said 10. EIGHT years. happy now? now that all the BS semantics are aside, it does not take eight years to go to trial but lets just pretend that in this case it did. would you leave the damn thing in or would you want it removed? his lawyer gives the excuse that he can't have it removed now because of his other current medical conditions. yeah, thats a cute smokescreen, but it avoids the issue of him not having it removed back then. if he had it removed and then sued, that's one thing and i would have supported him. but the fact that he had it left in when he knew that something was VERY wrong with it, makes it look like he was just trying to evoke more sympathy from a jury and pad the settlement. It worked, except the judge (and subsequent judical review panels) weren't stupid enough to fall for it, which is why the cut the settlement from $750k to $400k. so while i feel sorry for the guy that it happened, like i said in the beginning I got no pity for him deciding to keep the damn thing in.



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No fuck off and die biatch. WTF is your issue for you tp talk to me the way you did ASSHOLE? Learn some God damned manners?
Manners? you're the mf that attacked first. I believe your first response was something like:

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He didn't wait 10 year to sue, dumbass. Try READING. You don't think medical malpratice is a suable offense?
No points about why you thought i was wrong or anything in the way of an intelligent rebuttal whatsoever, just trying to lash out and attack someone. you want somebody to "show some manners" and treat you with respect? then try earning it.
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Old 06-24-2006, 11:41 AM   #21
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Old 06-24-2006, 11:42 AM   #22
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Old 06-24-2006, 12:45 PM   #23
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are you retarded? let me spell it out for you: after the first week or two or even the first month of a CONSTANT ERECTION, who the fuck would not go back to the doctor and at least say "Fuck this, take it out then"?
ennon cannot get the implant removed because of health problems, including open-heart surgery, his lawyer said. Impotence drugs could not help Lennon even if he were able to have the device taken out, because tissue had be to removed for it to be implanted.
Who would want a hollow dick?
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