Ambush Interview #94 - S P A N N O W - Page 3 - GoFuckYourself.com

woj · 07-08-2006, 11:38 AM

100...,.....

Funbrunette · 07-08-2006, 11:49 AM

Great Interview....I'd hit it!

High Plains Drifter · 07-08-2006, 12:04 PM

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6. Discuss your FBI training.

Answer: I worked at the D.O.J. satellite as their webmaster. I established their in-house video editing department and began producing training videos. One day the Training Department Mgr asked me if I knew how to enhance video and handed me a vhs surveillance tape. I said lemme see what I can do. I "did my thing" to it and they were impressed. They asked me if I could put together a small little powerpoint presentation and would I be interested in making it into a class at an upcoming conference - of ocurse I said yes. So I made this PPT and prepared a small class for this show. The time came and they said here's your itinerary for the Symposium. I began to wonder what I'd gotten myself into. In 2002 I flew to Washington D.C. and delivered a course to Federal, State and Local law enforcement. There were FBI and Secret Service dudes there too I couldn't believe it. I was terrified but reasoned that they didn't know me and therefore assumed that I was an expert - so I walked out on stage (in front of 300 attendees) and was an expert on Surveillance Video Enhancement! LOL The symposium evals came back and folks voted my class in the top 3 classes there so the HTCIA (HiTech Crime Investigation Assoc.) asked me to prepare more classess and start doing these symposiums regularly. I made lots of friends at FBI, SS and all kinds of law enforcement - they all knew about my adult background and didnt care. My friends at the bureau even asked me to apply but THAT offer I had to decline. Even though they were cool with my adult bg that didn't mean I was comfortable with ANOTHER background investigation - fuck that (1st B.I. was for the service: TS Clearance)! Btw, those cops party just like WE do!

Great story! And not a bad thing to have on the resume.

Mr. Romance · 07-08-2006, 12:15 PM

Congrats on a Great interveiw to an industry leader!

Mr. Romance

S P A N N O W · 07-08-2006, 06:07 PM

9. Discuss arms dealing with the Guido in San Diego.

Answer: True. Around '93 in San Diego I was stationed at Coranado Island. Those of you who are familiar with Coranado prolly know the Hotel Del Coranado. Well they have a bar there and its a good one too. Well one night my friends and I went and hung out there. At some point I found myself sitting at a table alone. So this old guy (looked to be in his 50's) comes over and sits down. He's noticeably drunk and picks up a conversation he must've been having with someone else (I guess he got confused). So he starts telling me what he's in the market for regarding weapons. I laughed at first not taking him seriously - just another drunk fool - but I played along with him for kicks. I told him "what do you need? You know that base over there, I have access to it and can get you whatever you need man? Exocets, harpoons, stingers, etc. It's really no big deal - a piece of cake." He leaned over and stuffed something in my shirt pocket,"I like you man, you're my kinda guy." Anyhow we kept talking and through the course of the night I must've promised him half an army (all the while he kept stuffing shit in my pocket) and he told me his people would contact me soon. With that he got up and left. After he was gone we left that bar and on the taxi ride back to the base I decided to check my pocket.... It was full of hundred dollar bills (HOLY SHIT)!!!!

drunken cowboy · 07-08-2006, 06:09 PM

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C O N G R A T S ! --

2hp

great pic!

S P A N N O W · 07-08-2006, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Funbrunette

....I'd hit it!

Hey now....

JFK · 07-08-2006, 07:33 PM

JFK · 07-08-2006, 07:34 PM

JFK · 07-09-2006, 01:41 AM

Big_Papi · 07-09-2006, 03:03 AM

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Haha, I remember that night. A convict almost got a conjugal visit!

Congrats on the ambush bro! I already know the answers to most of these so you better answer truthfully.

Dre

Kimo · 07-09-2006, 03:48 AM

awesome interview guys

S P A N N O W · 07-09-2006, 04:16 AM

10. Talk about your job as production manager for Playboy.

Answer: As the Production Manager I oversee all aspects of production. Shooters send me talent - I give 'em the green light on a girl and tell them what to shoot her for. They shoot it and send it to me for review. I serve as the Executive Producer for all of our DVDs. When the DVDs are authored they're sent to me for review then legal review, replication and distribution. At our PB shoots I direct the videos we produce of the lovely ladies we found at the Casting Calls (hilarious video of me "directing" has already been posted in this thread). Lately my job entails A LOT of travel so you gotta maintain a flexible schedule. Now and then Lensman still calls on me to design stuff when Rilose gets slammed. And of course I put out any fires as required - wherever they are.

Vitasoy · 07-09-2006, 04:37 AM

I'm all eyes on this one

Donny · 07-09-2006, 06:45 AM

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Originally Posted by S P A N N O W

9. Discuss arms dealing with the Guido in San Diego.

Answer: True. Around '93 in San Diego I was stationed at Coranado Island. Those of you who are familiar with Coranado prolly know the Hotel Del Coranado. Well they have a bar there and its a good one too. Well one night my friends and I went and hung out there. At some point I found myself sitting at a table alone. So this old guy (looked to be in his 50's) comes over and sits down. He's noticeably drunk and picks up a conversation he must've been having with someone else (I guess he got confused). So he starts telling me what he's in the market for regarding weapons. I laughed at first not taking him seriously - just another drunk fool - but I played along with him for kicks. I told him "what do you need? You know that base over there, I have access to it and can get you whatever you need man? Exocets, harpoons, stingers, etc. It's really no big deal - a piece of cake." He leaned over and stuffed something in my shirt pocket,"I like you man, you're my kinda guy." Anyhow we kept talking and through the course of the night I must've promised him half an army (all the while he kept stuffing shit in my pocket) and he told me his people would contact me soon. With that he got up and left. After he was gone we left that bar and on the taxi ride back to the base I decided to check my pocket.... It was full of hundred dollar bills (HOLY SHIT)!!!!

That's exactly the type of situation I'd love to find myself in. How fun and funny!

lulu36 · 07-09-2006, 07:39 AM

Go Spannow! Go Spannow!

S P A N N O W · 07-09-2006, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Donny

That's exactly the type of situation I'd love to find myself in. How fun and funny!

It was hella fun at the time and then afterwords I was little freaked out!

Tachy goes to coventry · 07-09-2006, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by S P A N N O W

10. Talk about your job as production manager for Playboy.

Answer: As the Production Manager I oversee all aspects of production. Shooters send me talent - I give 'em the green light on a girl and tell them what to shoot her for. They shoot it and send it to me for review. I serve as the Executive Producer for all of our DVDs. When the DVDs are authored they're sent to me for review then legal review, replication and distribution. At our PB shoots I direct the videos we produce of the lovely ladies we found at the Casting Calls (hilarious video of me "directing" has already been posted in this thread). Lately my job entails A LOT of travel so you gotta maintain a flexible schedule. Now and then Lensman still calls on me to design stuff when Rilose gets slammed. And of course I put out any fires as required - wherever they are.

do you go to the casting calls

S P A N N O W · 07-09-2006, 11:53 AM

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do you go to the casting calls

That's question # 18, be patient Neo the answers are coming (in order)...

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 07-09-2006, 12:07 PM

Good interview so far. So what are your favorite editing tools? Any pics of your editing set-up?

ADG Webmaster

Rochard · 07-09-2006, 12:24 PM

I've been working with Spannow for four months or so. He's a great guy, hard worker, although he looks a bit evil with his facial hair going on. I'm glad to be able to call him a friend.

And no, I've never showered with him before.

S P A N N O W · 07-09-2006, 01:08 PM

11. Did you work for sex or money on Dee's site?

Answer: Strictly money, and at that time ('96/'97), good money! More important than the money though were the contacts. She knew everybody in the biz or knew someone who knew someone. Through Dee I met The Edgewater West folks and became their webmaster as well as West Coast Productions and Vince Vouyer. She was truly a springboard for me into the industry. Funny thing was that I quietly worked for years from home and never ventured out at all. So I had no idea that there were even adult-oriented conventions (let alone message boards). In '97 I went to the CES show in Vegas for the first time with Dee and was blown away by the scale of the business. By then I was working for all those companies and many more and it was amazing to hang out with all of them in one place at the same time. That's when I realized this industry was huge! Nice thing is that I'm still cool with every client I've ever worked with and, conisdering the drama we see all the time, that's refreshing...

JFK · 07-09-2006, 03:13 PM

lulu36 · 07-09-2006, 06:51 PM

nice one Jules!

JFK · 07-09-2006, 09:04 PM

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nice one Jules!

why thanks Kindly

Rochard · 07-09-2006, 10:07 PM

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Is it just me or does it look like this was taken a second before Spannow dropped her ass?

S P A N N O W · 07-09-2006, 10:21 PM

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Is it just me or does it look like this was taken a second before Spannow dropped her ass?

It is just you my friend, no one in their right mind would drop the lovely Vanilla once they had her in their arms...

lulu36 · 07-10-2006, 06:21 AM

monday morning bump

JFK · 07-10-2006, 08:54 AM

Rochard · 07-10-2006, 09:21 AM

Spannow, thanks for the wireless router you brought to my house this weekend. It rocks.

Vanilla DeVille · 07-10-2006, 10:03 AM

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Is it just me or does it look like this was taken a second before Spannow dropped her ass?

HAHA - I LOVE that pic!! *Good times*

SleazyDream · 07-10-2006, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by lulu36

monday morning bump

-posted at 8:30am - wow - i had no idea people that work with me wake up soo early

lulu36 · 07-10-2006, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

-posted at 8:30am - wow - i had no idea people that work with me wake up soo early

moohahahaha

sicone · 07-10-2006, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by S P A N N O W

It is just you my friend, no one in their right mind would drop the lovely Vanilla once they had her in their arms...

I know I wouldn't

S P A N N O W · 07-10-2006, 11:39 AM

12. What exactly did you do for homegrown?

Answer: I started doing work for Homegrown in '98 I think. They have (or had) an office in San Diego and I walked in one day and said I want work. I met with Far-L and Moffit and we talked about it. I eventually provided the design for their Mons Veneris (sp) web site and worked on some banners and such. Far-L wanted the banners to have animation AND music in them and I dont know if flash existed back then or not but I sure didnt have it or know it. So I made all that shit in shockwave - it was crazy but fun as hell. I learned a lot about a lot from them - they were good to me and good people in my book. I moved to Nor-Cal the following year and lost touch with them completely until I discovered GFY in '04 and we bumped into each other in a thread - ironic.

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 07-10-2006, 12:18 PM

Bump for the answers!

JFK · 07-10-2006, 12:19 PM

S P A N N O W · 07-10-2006, 01:03 PM

13. What the fuck is High Technology Crime Investigation Association?

Answer: (taken from their web site) "The High Technology Crime Investigation Association (HTCIA) is designed to encourage, promote, aid and effect the voluntary interchange of data, information, experience, ideas and knowledge about methods, processes, and techniques relating to investigations and security in advanced technologies among its membership." In Engrish: it's a lot of badges and guns who party together at conferences and trade business ideas and information (sound familiar?).

S P A N N O W · 07-10-2006, 03:53 PM

(still working on #14)

15. Rumor has it that you showed up for your job interview with Lensman and announced that you were from the Department of Justice, causing employees to hide. Can you explain this?

Answer: TRUE (sort of). I was working for D.O.J. and browsing Craigslist. I came across one of Lensman's notorious job ads and was hooked - "that's my job!" were my exact words. I was stunned that they were located just 15 minutes from my house too - who would've thought?! I emailed him but was so anxious to seize the moment that (I won't say exactly how) but I got their office address, grabbed my portfolio, jumped in the car and hauled ass! I flew into the parking lot and someone happened to be coming out as I walked up so I walked in and this dude stopped me (I don't remember who it was exactly - maybe Toby) and asked where I worked and I told him D.O.J. He turned white as a ghost,"Wait here!" he said and split quick! Next thing I know these 2 big dudes came lumbering out and confronted me,"what do you want?! Why are you here?!" etc. After a few minutes of talking to them they realized it wasn't a raid (LOL) and told me if you're looking for work go to GoFuckYourself.com (I though I was being insulted ROTF!). I left, completely bummed. A year later my cell phone rang and it was Lensman (of course I didnt know it at the time). I just thought it was some random dude feeling me out for a position. So we talked for about an hour, he offered me a job over the phone and I started the following week. Happy ending!

S P A N N O W · 07-10-2006, 05:10 PM

16. Explain your obsession for trannies and french kissing them.

Answer: FALSE. The origins of this fallacy are good. We did a party at a night club a couple months back. Our whole crew was there. So Lens asked me to go forth and draw in girls and fill the stage, no problem. Then (we'll call him Bunni-1) grins,"Look, there's girls over there wearing bunny ears!" I replied,"Bunni-1, would you like me to go get them for you?" He snapped back enthusiastically,"YES!" So I brought 'em back,"here are your bunnys Bunni-1." One of these girls looked very much like a guy so Bunni-1, to deflect attention away from his error in judgement, began telling folks that I brought trannys etc... My lips have never touched another mans - can you say the same Bunni-1? Not that there's anything wrong with that...And there you have it.

I don't have anything against homosexuals but for some strange reason they seem to really like me...

2HousePlague · 07-10-2006, 05:14 PM

I don't buy any of it --

2hp

baddog · 07-10-2006, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by S P A N N O W

16. Explain your obsession for trannies and french kissing them.

Answer: FALSE. The origins of this fallacy are good. We did a party at a night club a couple months back. Our whole crew was there. So Lens asked me to go forth and draw in girls and fill the stage, no problem. Then (we'll call him Bunni-1) grins,"Look, there's girls over there wearing bunny ears!" I replied,"Bunni-1, would you like me to go get them for you?" He snapped back enthusiastically,"YES!" So I brought 'em back,"here are your bunnys Bunni-1." One of these girls looked very much like a guy so Bunni-1, to deflect attention away from his error in judgement, began telling folks that I brought trannys etc... My lips have never touched another mans - can you say the same Bunni-1? Not that there's anything wrong with that...And there you have it.

I don't have anything against homosexuals but for some strange reason they seem to really like me...

What is it they say? A picture is worth 1,000 words.

sicone · 07-10-2006, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by S P A N N O W

ummm yeah... I was... ummmm... shit

S P A N N O W · 07-10-2006, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by sicone

ummm yeah... I was... ummmm... shit

It's called Patron Dan and you had A LOT of it!

wdsguy · 07-10-2006, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by S P A N N O W

(still working on #14)

15. Rumor has it that you showed up for your job interview with Lensman and announced that you were from the Department of Justice, causing employees to hide. Can you explain this?

Answer: TRUE (sort of). I was working for D.O.J. and browsing Craigslist. I came across one of Lensman's notorious job ads and was hooked - "that's my job!" were my exact words. I was stunned that they were located just 15 minutes from my house too - who would've thought?! I emailed him but was so anxious to seize the moment that (I won't say exactly how) but I got their office address, grabbed my portfolio, jumped in the car and hauled ass! I flew into the parking lot and someone happened to be coming out as I walked up so I walked in and this dude stopped me (I don't remember who it was exactly - maybe Toby) and asked where I worked and I told him D.O.J. He turned white as a ghost,"Wait here!" he said and split quick! Next thing I know these 2 big dudes came lumbering out and confronted me,"what do you want?! Why are you here?!" etc. After a few minutes of talking to them they realized it wasn't a raid (LOL) and told me if you're looking for work go to GoFuckYourself.com (I though I was being insulted ROTF!). I left, completely bummed. A year later my cell phone rang and it was Lensman (of course I didnt know it at the time). I just thought it was some random dude feeling me out for a position. So we talked for about an hour, he offered me a job over the phone and I started the following week. Happy ending!

so rilose was about to give you a beatdown???

seeric · 07-10-2006, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by S P A N N O W

16. Explain your obsession for trannies and french kissing them.

Answer: FALSE. The origins of this fallacy are good. We did a party at a night club a couple months back. Our whole crew was there. So Lens asked me to go forth and draw in girls and fill the stage, no problem. Then (we'll call him Bunni-1) grins,"Look, there's girls over there wearing bunny ears!" I replied,"Bunni-1, would you like me to go get them for you?" He snapped back enthusiastically,"YES!" So I brought 'em back,"here are your bunnys Bunni-1." One of these girls looked very much like a guy so Bunni-1, to deflect attention away from his error in judgement, began telling folks that I brought trannys etc... My lips have never touched another mans - can you say the same Bunni-1? Not that there's anything wrong with that...And there you have it.

I don't have anything against homosexuals but for some strange reason they seem to really like me...

Oh No!!!!! Sic-Owned

brumski · 07-10-2006, 05:28 PM

Spannow, we know you're a team player, you do whatever it takes to get the job done, and we love ya for it. Don't let that tranny get the best of you.

sicone · 07-10-2006, 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by S P A N N O W

It's called Patron Dan and you had A LOT of it!

Patron will do that to you

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

Oh No!!!!! Sic-Owned

At least my hands are visable... I'm scared at the moment cuz I cant see Spannows hands and I dont remember that night

S P A N N O W · 07-10-2006, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by wdsguy

so rilose was about to give you a beatdown???

Actually it was Mike and JT (go figure)!

lulu36 · 07-10-2006, 06:26 PM

nothing like scaring the crap out of future co-worker and told to fuck yourself when looking for a job. very funny! and that lensman calls you a year later.

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S P A N N O W Everywhere You Wanna Be! Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: NorCal Posts: 11,938	9. Discuss arms dealing with the Guido in San Diego. Answer: True. Around '93 in San Diego I was stationed at Coranado Island. Those of you who are familiar with Coranado prolly know the Hotel Del Coranado. Well they have a bar there and its a good one too. Well one night my friends and I went and hung out there. At some point I found myself sitting at a table alone. So this old guy (looked to be in his 50's) comes over and sits down. He's noticeably drunk and picks up a conversation he must've been having with someone else (I guess he got confused). So he starts telling me what he's in the market for regarding weapons. I laughed at first not taking him seriously - just another drunk fool - but I played along with him for kicks. I told him "what do you need? You know that base over there, I have access to it and can get you whatever you need man? Exocets, harpoons, stingers, etc. It's really no big deal - a piece of cake." He leaned over and stuffed something in my shirt pocket,"I like you man, you're my kinda guy." Anyhow we kept talking and through the course of the night I must've promised him half an army (all the while he kept stuffing shit in my pocket) and he told me his people would contact me soon. With that he got up and left. After he was gone we left that bar and on the taxi ride back to the base I decided to check my pocket.... It was full of hundred dollar bills (HOLY SHIT)!!!! __________________ Ambush

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S P A N N O W Everywhere You Wanna Be! Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: NorCal Posts: 11,938	10. Talk about your job as production manager for Playboy. Answer: As the Production Manager I oversee all aspects of production. Shooters send me talent - I give 'em the green light on a girl and tell them what to shoot her for. They shoot it and send it to me for review. I serve as the Executive Producer for all of our DVDs. When the DVDs are authored they're sent to me for review then legal review, replication and distribution. At our PB shoots I direct the videos we produce of the lovely ladies we found at the Casting Calls (hilarious video of me "directing" has already been posted in this thread). Lately my job entails A LOT of travel so you gotta maintain a flexible schedule. Now and then Lensman still calls on me to design stuff when Rilose gets slammed. And of course I put out any fires as required - wherever they are. __________________ Ambush

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S P A N N O W Everywhere You Wanna Be! Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: NorCal Posts: 11,938	11. Did you work for sex or money on Dee's site? Answer: Strictly money, and at that time ('96/'97), good money! More important than the money though were the contacts. She knew everybody in the biz or knew someone who knew someone. Through Dee I met The Edgewater West folks and became their webmaster as well as West Coast Productions and Vince Vouyer. She was truly a springboard for me into the industry. Funny thing was that I quietly worked for years from home and never ventured out at all. So I had no idea that there were even adult-oriented conventions (let alone message boards). In '97 I went to the CES show in Vegas for the first time with Dee and was blown away by the scale of the business. By then I was working for all those companies and many more and it was amazing to hang out with all of them in one place at the same time. That's when I realized this industry was huge! Nice thing is that I'm still cool with every client I've ever worked with and, conisdering the drama we see all the time, that's refreshing... __________________ Ambush

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Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 70,293	Spannow, thanks for the wireless router you brought to my house this weekend. It rocks. __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION

07-10-2006, 11:39 AM	#135
S P A N N O W Everywhere You Wanna Be! Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: NorCal Posts: 11,938	12. What exactly did you do for homegrown? Answer: I started doing work for Homegrown in '98 I think. They have (or had) an office in San Diego and I walked in one day and said I want work. I met with Far-L and Moffit and we talked about it. I eventually provided the design for their Mons Veneris (sp) web site and worked on some banners and such. Far-L wanted the banners to have animation AND music in them and I dont know if flash existed back then or not but I sure didnt have it or know it. So I made all that shit in shockwave - it was crazy but fun as hell. I learned a lot about a lot from them - they were good to me and good people in my book. I moved to Nor-Cal the following year and lost touch with them completely until I discovered GFY in '04 and we bumped into each other in a thread - ironic. __________________ Ambush Last edited by S P A N N O W; 07-10-2006 at 11:41 AM..

07-10-2006, 12:18 PM	#136
Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE North Coast Pimp Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: 304-534-757 Posts: 9,395	Bump for the answers!

07-10-2006, 12:19 PM	#137
JFK FUBAR the ORIGINATOR Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: FUBARLAND Posts: 67,381	__________________ Sig Spot Available –contact JFK @ FUBARWebmasters.com FUBAR Webmasters - The FUBAR Times - FUBAR Webmasters Mobile - FUBARTV.XXX For promo opps contact jfk at fubarwebmasters dot com

07-10-2006, 01:03 PM	#138
S P A N N O W Everywhere You Wanna Be! Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: NorCal Posts: 11,938	13. What the fuck is High Technology Crime Investigation Association? Answer: (taken from their web site) "The High Technology Crime Investigation Association (HTCIA) is designed to encourage, promote, aid and effect the voluntary interchange of data, information, experience, ideas and knowledge about methods, processes, and techniques relating to investigations and security in advanced technologies among its membership." In Engrish: it's a lot of badges and guns who party together at conferences and trade business ideas and information (sound familiar?). __________________ Ambush

07-10-2006, 03:53 PM	#139
S P A N N O W Everywhere You Wanna Be! Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: NorCal Posts: 11,938	(still working on #14) 15. Rumor has it that you showed up for your job interview with Lensman and announced that you were from the Department of Justice, causing employees to hide. Can you explain this? Answer: TRUE (sort of). I was working for D.O.J. and browsing Craigslist. I came across one of Lensman's notorious job ads and was hooked - "that's my job!" were my exact words. I was stunned that they were located just 15 minutes from my house too - who would've thought?! I emailed him but was so anxious to seize the moment that (I won't say exactly how) but I got their office address, grabbed my portfolio, jumped in the car and hauled ass! I flew into the parking lot and someone happened to be coming out as I walked up so I walked in and this dude stopped me (I don't remember who it was exactly - maybe Toby) and asked where I worked and I told him D.O.J. He turned white as a ghost,"Wait here!" he said and split quick! Next thing I know these 2 big dudes came lumbering out and confronted me,"what do you want?! Why are you here?!" etc. After a few minutes of talking to them they realized it wasn't a raid (LOL) and told me if you're looking for work go to GoFuckYourself.com (I though I was being insulted ROTF!). I left, completely bummed. A year later my cell phone rang and it was Lensman (of course I didnt know it at the time). I just thought it was some random dude feeling me out for a position. So we talked for about an hour, he offered me a job over the phone and I started the following week. Happy ending! __________________ Ambush Last edited by S P A N N O W; 07-10-2006 at 03:55 PM..

07-10-2006, 05:10 PM	#140
S P A N N O W Everywhere You Wanna Be! Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: NorCal Posts: 11,938	16. Explain your obsession for trannies and french kissing them. Answer: FALSE. The origins of this fallacy are good. We did a party at a night club a couple months back. Our whole crew was there. So Lens asked me to go forth and draw in girls and fill the stage, no problem. Then (we'll call him Bunni-1) grins,"Look, there's girls over there wearing bunny ears!" I replied,"Bunni-1, would you like me to go get them for you?" He snapped back enthusiastically,"YES!" So I brought 'em back,"here are your bunnys Bunni-1." One of these girls looked very much like a guy so Bunni-1, to deflect attention away from his error in judgement, began telling folks that I brought trannys etc... My lips have never touched another mans - can you say the same Bunni-1? Not that there's anything wrong with that...And there you have it. I don't have anything against homosexuals but for some strange reason they seem to really like me... __________________ Ambush

07-10-2006, 05:14 PM	#141
2HousePlague CURATOR Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: the attic Posts: 14,572	I don't buy any of it -- 2hp __________________ tada!

07-10-2006, 05:28 PM	#147
brumski Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: North Hollywood, Ca. Posts: 132	Spannow, we know you're a team player, you do whatever it takes to get the job done, and we love ya for it. Don't let that tranny get the best of you.

07-10-2006, 06:26 PM	#150
lulu36 Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Location: Montreal, Qc Posts: 1,332	nothing like scaring the crap out of future co-worker and told to fuck yourself when looking for a job. very funny! and that lensman calls you a year later. __________________ Lulu, Web Marketing Consultant icq 405 731 449