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StuBradley · 10-04-2006, 11:35 PM

President Bush, Donald Rumsfeld and Dick Cheney are flying on Air Force One. Bush looks at Rumsfeld, chuckls and says, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."

Rumsfeld shruggs his shoulders and replies, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy."

Cheney adds, "That's nothing, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "Shit, I could throw all three of them out of the window and make 56 million people very happy."

jact · 10-04-2006, 11:36 PM

bwaahahha, that's hilarous.

madawgz · 10-04-2006, 11:36 PM

im a little too drunk to understand this

but your siggy makes me happy

martinsc · 10-04-2006, 11:39 PM

redfalcon · 10-04-2006, 11:44 PM

thats a good one!

godisdead · 10-04-2006, 11:55 PM

Uhm, but there are SIX BILLION people on the planet!

Axzar · 10-05-2006, 12:19 AM

hahahah .. good one.

fallenmuffin · 10-05-2006, 12:26 AM

... hahaha DO IT!

Love Brokers · 10-05-2006, 12:33 AM

Don't for get to take that whacko, former California govenor Jerry Brown with you on the way down!

poisson · 10-05-2006, 12:35 AM

ahahah that was good, disregarrd the post before this.

Sveindt Beindt · 10-05-2006, 12:36 AM

Lol

BusterBunny · 10-05-2006, 12:37 AM

CuriousToyBoy · 10-05-2006, 01:03 AM

ONLY 56 million happy ?

Understated by some 1-2 billion worldwide I expect.

2c

Violetta · 10-05-2006, 01:52 AM

haha... that is a great joke!

dissipate · 10-05-2006, 01:55 AM

hahah that's awesome

KittyLix · 10-05-2006, 02:19 AM

nice one

chaze · 10-05-2006, 02:28 AM

Niiiice one

I know some people that will have to hear this.

Sarah_Jayne · 10-05-2006, 02:45 AM

I heard that joke years ago but with it being Bill and Hillary.

ichauch · 10-05-2006, 02:55 AM

Don't be cruel to animals.

Thank you.

10-04-2006, 11:35 PM	#1
StuBradley Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 2,625	Are you one of the 56 million? President Bush, Donald Rumsfeld and Dick Cheney are flying on Air Force One. Bush looks at Rumsfeld, chuckls and says, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy." Rumsfeld shruggs his shoulders and replies, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy." Cheney adds, "That's nothing, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy." Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "Shit, I could throw all three of them out of the window and make 56 million people very happy." __________________ 51-566-514 Last edited by StuBradley; 10-04-2006 at 11:36 PM..

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