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SteveLightspeed · 07-23-2006, 08:04 PM

I am home alone for 3 days while my wife and kids visit family. This is the first time in about 10 years. Its been so long in fact, I don't even know how to enjoy the alone time. Let's hear your best suggestion!

And don't say "Jerk off to internet porn" cuz I already thought of that one!

Steve Lightspeed

reynold · 07-23-2006, 08:07 PM

You can do the laundry or you may try baking..

bogo · 07-23-2006, 08:08 PM

go out pretend your single and have fun (make sure the wife doesnt find out).

BoyAlley · 07-23-2006, 08:08 PM

Lay naked on the couch with a bowl of popcorn and watch reruns of the Golden Girls.

That's what I do when I'm home alone for a couple days......

J. Falcon · 07-23-2006, 08:09 PM

Eat wherever you want, walk around in the house in your underwear while the music is on full blast, take naps, dont shave, get drunk and high, invite some friends over, watch the game and have a good time.

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 07-23-2006, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Lay naked on the couch with a bowl of popcorn and watch reruns of the Golden Girls.

That's what I do when I'm home alone for a couple days......

Hey i do that to, does that mean...........

BoyAlley · 07-23-2006, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Batts

Hey i do that to, does that mean...........

GURL I'm afraid it do!

corvette · 07-23-2006, 08:11 PM

party at steves house!!!

Matt-RevShare · 07-23-2006, 08:14 PM

Good luck. Us married guys always dream of having time home alone, but then blow it when we finally get it. I have no good recommendations my friend.

I hope you end this time with an awesome story to tell!

Matt

Matt-RevShare · 07-23-2006, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by corvette

party at steves house!!!

Fill up the pool with Lightspeed girls and I'll be there on the next flight.

Matt

Spunky · 07-23-2006, 08:18 PM

Invite some ladies over and party

ProducerCashDave · 07-23-2006, 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon

Eat wherever you want, walk around in the house in your underwear while the music is on full blast, take naps, dont shave, get drunk and high, invite some friends over, watch the game and have a good time.

What he said

CaptainHowdy · 07-23-2006, 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

GURL I'm afraid it do!

!!

nAtuRaLbEautY · 07-23-2006, 08:20 PM

Why not clean the house???

sniperwolf · 07-23-2006, 08:21 PM

wow.. would be fun to have sometime alone..means more time to sleep?

Validus · 07-23-2006, 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

I am home alone for 3 days while my wife and kids visit family. This is the first time in about 10 years. Its been so long in fact, I don't even know how to enjoy the alone time. Let's hear your best suggestion!

And don't say "Jerk off to internet porn" cuz I already thought of that one!

Steve Lightspeed

Grab a beer, fire up the BBQ and enjoy the silence...

The Ghost · 07-23-2006, 08:28 PM

Just take a couple of deep breaths and enjoy the quiet. But I'm sure you'll be missing them soon

Stumps · 07-23-2006, 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

GURL I'm afraid it do!

i imagined you saying that in a diana ross style of voice and it made me crack out mad!

J. Falcon · 07-23-2006, 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Validus

Grab a beer, fire up the BBQ and enjoy the silence...

Or you could do that too.

SCOOTER · 07-23-2006, 08:37 PM

You need someone to talk to late at nite .. Call me.

Validus · 07-23-2006, 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon

Or you could do that too.

Works for me almost every night

Warning Pages · 07-23-2006, 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt-RevShare

Fill up the pool with Lightspeed girls and I'll be there on the next flight.

Matt

Can I come!!!!!!!!

CamsLord · 07-23-2006, 08:40 PM

i would just relax... since u havent had alone time in soo long

DirtyDanza · 07-23-2006, 08:45 PM

Come to Vegas and play paintball with my new team... you can even be the team sponsor... everyone loves lightspeed

Rochard · 07-23-2006, 08:51 PM

Sooner or later you'll have to do the dishes. Good luck finding the dishwasher!

SteveLightspeed · 07-23-2006, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

Sooner or later you'll have to do the dishes. Good luck finding the dishwasher!

Paper plates to the rescue!

sweetums · 07-23-2006, 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

Sooner or later you'll have to do the dishes. Good luck finding the dishwasher!

....and the washer & dryer while he's at it

Stevo...this is your big chance to take over the entire couch AND to watch whatever the hell you want on TV!! Enjoy the space

Scroto · 07-23-2006, 09:04 PM

Come to Colorado, we'll go up to the hills and party till we puke

Imortyl Pussycat · 07-23-2006, 09:10 PM

Have a poker party. Boys drinkin beers and smokin cigars table, Girls drinkin martinis and playin strip poker at their table (right next to yours of course). Once the girls are all naked, everyone hit the pool and???? In other news.... I already booked my Villa in Costa Rica for the show next year. How bout you? Dare to be my neighbor again??

LiveDose · 07-23-2006, 09:15 PM

Party at the Lightspeed's.... YAY YAY!

The Ghost · 07-23-2006, 09:26 PM

Someone get in here and photoshop Steve onto this...

SomeCreep · 07-23-2006, 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by The Ghost

Someone get in here and photoshop Steve onto this...

Lol, michael jackson in the background is pretty funny

betabomb · 07-23-2006, 09:37 PM

reach out to a friend

Spunky · 07-23-2006, 09:38 PM

I always liked the hookers and blow approach

madawgz · 07-23-2006, 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

Invite some ladies over and party

now thats an original idea

WiredGuy · 07-23-2006, 10:53 PM

Pull another LS prank like the pizza boy one you did a few years back

WG

corvette · 07-23-2006, 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt-RevShare

Fill up the pool with Lightspeed girls and I'll be there on the next flight.

Matt

its a 4 hour flight

you can do a lot of damage in 4 hours with a pool ful of lightspeed girls

Imortyl Pussycat · 07-23-2006, 11:41 PM

hey Stevie, am I lightspeed material?
http://fubarwebmasters.com/current/xbiz06/C/z06689.htm
I love a good party!

Kimo · 07-24-2006, 01:38 AM

just relax.....

Nathan_moreniche · 07-24-2006, 01:50 AM

The exact same thing is happening to me. The family have gone away to see relatives for five days. I thought that I'd be walking round the house naked and eating maccy d's. But I reality all I've done so far is iron some shirts, read a book on SEO and watching world's wildest police videos. Not exactly the crazyness I was planing however, I've got 4 days left who knows the madness I could get up to. I may even (If I'm feeling really rebelious) eat ice cream out of the tub and drink milk from the carton.

These are some crazy crazy crazt days

Nathan

gorgeous_babe · 07-24-2006, 02:03 AM

good for you! have fun! haha

Magix · 07-24-2006, 03:23 AM

Party party party

)

munki · 07-24-2006, 03:56 AM

Fly out and meet the wife and kids...

Major brownie points...

Viper2K1 · 07-24-2006, 04:54 AM

pee with the bathroom-door open
walk around naked with a hardon and dance to the tunes of "twist and shout" from the beatles
put on some of your wife's dresses and see if they make your ass look fat
don't forget the high heels

weird enough for ya?

DEA - banned for life · 07-24-2006, 06:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

I am home alone for 3 days while my wife and kids visit family. This is the first time in about 10 years. Its been so long in fact, I don't even know how to enjoy the alone time. Let's hear your best suggestion!

And don't say "Jerk off to internet porn" cuz I already thought of that one!

Steve Lightspeed

invite some friends over for a poker game..

LittleSassy · 07-24-2006, 08:18 AM

have a party, do things that you cant do when your family's home....

your free for 3 days!!!

Phoenix · 07-24-2006, 08:20 AM

i yearn for time alone from my wife..but when i get it..i go online..lol

tranza · 07-24-2006, 08:35 AM

Just watch TV alone....

Sosa · 07-24-2006, 08:42 AM

Eat, Drink, Watch Tv. Lounge around and enjoy the time.

seeric · 07-24-2006, 08:43 AM

asu cheerleading tryouts are on the quad.

so i heard

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SteveLightspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lightspeedworld Posts: 7,940	Home alone! I am home alone for 3 days while my wife and kids visit family. This is the first time in about 10 years. Its been so long in fact, I don't even know how to enjoy the alone time. Let's hear your best suggestion! And don't say "Jerk off to internet porn" cuz I already thought of that one! Steve Lightspeed __________________ Abra-cadabra!

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BoyAlley So Fucking Gay Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 19,714	Lay naked on the couch with a bowl of popcorn and watch reruns of the Golden Girls. That's what I do when I'm home alone for a couple days......

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Imortyl Pussycat Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Cali Posts: 5,449	Have a poker party. Boys drinkin beers and smokin cigars table, Girls drinkin martinis and playin strip poker at their table (right next to yours of course). Once the girls are all naked, everyone hit the pool and???? In other news.... I already booked my Villa in Costa Rica for the show next year. How bout you? Dare to be my neighbor again??

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Nathan_moreniche Registered User Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 40	Crazt days The exact same thing is happening to me. The family have gone away to see relatives for five days. I thought that I'd be walking round the house naked and eating maccy d's. But I reality all I've done so far is iron some shirts, read a book on SEO and watching world's wildest police videos. Not exactly the crazyness I was planing however, I've got 4 days left who knows the madness I could get up to. I may even (If I'm feeling really rebelious) eat ice cream out of the tub and drink milk from the carton. These are some crazy crazy crazt days Nathan __________________ [email protected] ICQ: 292-412-667

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