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Mr Pheer · 08-02-2006, 12:50 AM

ok I'll go first...

Q: How do you break a mexican's finger?
A: Punch him in the nose!

Slap Dot · 08-02-2006, 12:51 AM

sig spot for battle of the races.. (maybe?)

fitzmulti · 08-02-2006, 12:51 AM

Let's not...
:P

Mr Pheer · 08-02-2006, 12:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fitzmulti

Let's not...
:P

yes, lets do!

notabook · 08-02-2006, 01:00 AM

Old one, but funny. If you are a racist.

Three third-graders, a Jew, an Italian, and a Black kid are on the playground at recess. The Jewish kid suggests that they play a new game. "Let's see who has the largest dick," he says. "Okay," they all agree.

The Jewish kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out. "That's nothing," says the Italian kid. He whips his out. His is a couple of inches longer. Not to be outdone, the Black kid whips his out. It is far the biggest, dwarfing the other two in both length and width. The Jewish and Italian kid are stunned and amazed. "Wow, that thing is huge!" they exclaim.

That night, eating dinner at home, the Black kid's mother asks him what he did at school today.

"Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and read out loud from a new book ...and during recess, my friends and I played "Let's see who has the largest dick."

"What kind of game is that, honey?" says the mother.

"Well, me, Sidney and Anthony each pulled out our penises, and I had the biggest! The other kids say its because I'm black. Is that true, Mom?"

The mom replies: "No, honey. It's because you're twenty-three."

Mr Pheer · 08-02-2006, 01:05 AM

Q: Why do black kids have bigger dicks than white kids?
A: Because white kids have toys!!

3M TA3 · 08-02-2006, 01:05 AM

What do you call a bunch of white men chasing after a black man?

The PGA Tour

Mr Pheer · 08-02-2006, 01:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3M TA3

What do you call a bunch of white men chasing after a black man?

The PGA Tour

godisdead · 08-02-2006, 01:17 AM

This thread could get interesting

Bladewire · 08-02-2006, 02:45 AM

What do you call a bunch of white guys in a circle?

A. Dope Ring!

What do you get when you stick your hand in a bowl full of jellybeans?

A. The black ones steal your watch.

calibra · 08-02-2006, 02:52 AM

Hell, that's a nice thread. Actually, I'm not a racist but I just love those jokes about black men.

Bladewire · 08-02-2006, 03:51 AM

Anyone else got some?

Turf · 08-02-2006, 03:52 AM

hehe keep them comming..

moneymotivates · 08-02-2006, 04:27 AM

Did you hear about the black man that had a heart attack and died on Halloween?

Someone came to his door dressed as a job.

michel · 08-02-2006, 04:58 AM

To use the ones in this thread:

A black man, an I talian man and a jew are in a car on the road. Who's driving?

....the cops

MichaelP · 08-02-2006, 05:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by moneymotivates

Did you hear about the black man that had a heart attack and died on Halloween?

Someone came to his door dressed as a job.

BARDIOC · 08-02-2006, 05:15 AM

Man, this sucks. For years you guys boycotted the hell out of us for racism and then I find snot like this. Makes you wonder...

Viva Nelson Mandela!

Alex · 08-02-2006, 05:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by michel

To use the ones in this thread:

A black man, an I talian man and a jew are in a car on the road. Who's driving?

.....the cops

Really, becuas Jews and Italians are known for thier crime.

sweetcuties · 08-02-2006, 05:21 AM

It's a bad thread... $$ doesn't make you have class

DamageX · 08-02-2006, 05:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook

Old one, but funny. If you are a racist.

Three third-graders, a Jew, an Italian, and a Black kid are on the playground at recess. The Jewish kid suggests that they play a new game. "Let's see who has the largest dick," he says. "Okay," they all agree.

The Jewish kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out. "That's nothing," says the Italian kid. He whips his out. His is a couple of inches longer. Not to be outdone, the Black kid whips his out. It is far the biggest, dwarfing the other two in both length and width. The Jewish and Italian kid are stunned and amazed. "Wow, that thing is huge!" they exclaim.

That night, eating dinner at home, the Black kid's mother asks him what he did at school today.

"Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and read out loud from a new book ...and during recess, my friends and I played "Let's see who has the largest dick."

"What kind of game is that, honey?" says the mother.

"Well, me, Sidney and Anthony each pulled out our penises, and I had the biggest! The other kids say its because I'm black. Is that true, Mom?"

The mom replies: "No, honey. It's because you're twenty-three."

escorpio · 08-02-2006, 06:11 AM

A Negro, a Mexican and an Arab all jump off a cliff to see who will hit the ground first. Who wins?

Society.

nico-t · 08-02-2006, 06:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sweetcuties

It's a bad thread... $$ doesn't make you have class

dont be such a baby

BluewireAngie · 08-02-2006, 07:23 AM

Black One Liners

Do you know why so many blacks were killed in Vietnam?
>Because every time the seargeant said: "Get down!" they stood up and started dancing.

What did God say when he saw the first black person?
>Ooops, I burnt one!

What's the difference between batman and a blackman?
>Batman can go to the store with out robin.

Is it better to be born black or gay?
>Black - because you don't have to tell your folks.

Why don't blacks like blowjobs?
>They don't like any jobs.

Mr Pheer · 08-02-2006, 10:06 AM

Posted by a black man in Texas:

I black.
When I born, I black.
When I grow up, I black.
When I go in sun, I black,
When I cold, I black,
When I scared, I black,
When I sick, I black.
And when I die, I still black.

You white folks....
When you born, you pink.
When you grow up, you white.
When you go in sun, you red.
When you cold, you blue.
When you scared, you yellow.
When you sick, you green.
When you bruised, you purple.
And when you die, you gray.

So... who you callin' COLORED????

DesignWise · 08-02-2006, 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrPheer

Posted by a black man in Texas:

I black.
When I born, I black.
When I grow up, I black.
When I go in sun, I black,
When I cold, I black,
When I scared, I black,
When I sick, I black.
And when I die, I still black.

You white folks....
When you born, you pink.
When you grow up, you white.
When you go in sun, you red.
When you cold, you blue.
When you scared, you yellow.
When you sick, you green.
When you bruised, you purple.
And when you die, you gray.

So... who you callin' COLORED????

makes sense...

TheJimmy · 08-02-2006, 10:11 AM

This works for any race really....

How do you break a ______'s neck and elbows at the same time?

Slam the toilet seat down...........catch them while they're getting a drink.

...sadly it's not really funny but the only one I can remember off the top of my head atm...(atm = at the moment, not ass to mouth you Clerks II watching mofos!)

Speaking of which, that movie fucking ROCKS! Just saw it the other night.

pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE · 08-02-2006, 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sweetcuties

It's a bad thread... $$ doesn't make you have class

nope sure dosent

in fact no matter who you are no matter how much money you have class and tact are two things you cannot fake or learn, its like charisma its just has to be in you

remindes me of my trader days when some of us would get a kick out of watching the lower class traders make an ass of them self not knowing they were pushing the revolving door faster to get to the wrong side

I love it though

class is what really separates the world

not money

you can take a dirt poor guy with class and put him in a room full of rich guys with class and he will be just fine but take a person with no class and put them anywhere and uh......

carry on

Alex · 08-02-2006, 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pussyserver

nope sure dosent

in fact no matter who you are no matter how much money you have class and tact are two things you cannot fake or learn, its like charisma its just has to be in you

remindes me of my trader days when some of us would get a kick out of watching the lower class traders make an ass of them self not knowing they were pushing the revolving door faster to get to the wrong side

I love it though

class is what really separates the world

not money

you can take a dirt poor guy with class and put him in a room full of rich guys with class and he will be just fine but take a person with no class and put them anywhere and uh......

carry on

Coming from the guy who supports Hezbollah.

Lets all take advice on "class" from a terrorist supporter.

Fucksakes · 08-02-2006, 11:11 AM

black man found dead in mississippi river with rope around his neck, multiple gun shots, hands handcuffed behind his back, eyes burnt out.. you get the point.. the shieriff looks at him and says.. thats the worst suicide I've ever seen.

pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE · 08-02-2006, 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex

Coming from the guy who supports Hezbollah.

Lets all take advice on "class" from a terrorist supporter.

I do not support hezbolah

Mr Pheer · 08-02-2006, 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pussyserver

nope sure dosent

in fact no matter who you are no matter how much money you have class and tact are two things you cannot fake or learn, its like charisma its just has to be in you

remindes me of my trader days when some of us would get a kick out of watching the lower class traders make an ass of them self not knowing they were pushing the revolving door faster to get to the wrong side

I love it though

class is what really separates the world

not money

you can take a dirt poor guy with class and put him in a room full of rich guys with class and he will be just fine but take a person with no class and put them anywhere and uh......

carry on

If you had any class you wouldnt be a porn slinger and chatting on a board called go fuck youself.... so go fuck yourself

Barefootsies · 08-02-2006, 11:57 AM

escorpio · 08-02-2006, 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pussyserver

I do not support hezbolah

Yes, you do.

Quote:

Originally Posted by pussyserver

...I hope hezbolah catch a few more of their worthless soilders and cut theyr fuckin heads off on al jazera

Quote:

Originally Posted by pussyserver

ISRAEL will gets whats coming to them...

FUCK ISRAEL

betabomb · 08-02-2006, 12:03 PM

oh man no way

Mr Pheer · 08-02-2006, 12:03 PM

Q: Whats the difference between pussyserver and a bucket of shit?
A: The bucket!!!

DamageX · 08-02-2006, 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pussyserver

nope sure dosent

in fact no matter who you are no matter how much money you have class and tact are two things you cannot fake or learn, its like charisma its just has to be in you

remindes me of my trader days when some of us would get a kick out of watching the lower class traders make an ass of them self not knowing they were pushing the revolving door faster to get to the wrong side

I love it though

class is what really separates the world

not money

you can take a dirt poor guy with class and put him in a room full of rich guys with class and he will be just fine but take a person with no class and put them anywhere and uh......

carry on

Wow, been a LOOOOOOOOONG time since I last heard such a big crock of shit...

pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE · 08-02-2006, 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by escorpio

Yes, you do.

good text chop !!

you have taken those quotes completely out of context with your editing, good job

but I am sure anyone who viewed the original threads can plainly see this

so

your thread chop is worthless

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 08-02-2006, 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sweetcuties

It's a bad thread... $$ doesn't make you have class

its all in fun, blacks, jews, mexicans, and even women can come in and make jokes about the same that are making jokes about them

its about putting racism behind you and all giving each other a laugh at the expense of eachother

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 08-02-2006, 12:23 PM

now with that being said, heres some jokes!

Guy walks into a bar and sits down for a drink and sees Hitler sitting at a table in the corner.
So the guy asks the bartender if thats Hitler and the bartender says yep. Bartender also says that he'll tell you anything you want if you buy him a drink.
So the guy gets another drink and sits down with Hitler and hands him the drink.
The guy: "So exactly how many people did you kill?"
Hitler: "About 600,000 jews and 7 circus clowns"
The guy, suprised replied "7 circus clowns!?"
Hitler: "See! Nobody cares about the jews!"

-------------------------------------------

Jews in Auschwitz are going to take a shower. Loud cheers go through the room, as there's real water coming out of the showers. Only an old rabbi sits in the corner, crying. "Hey, what's your problem?", somebody asks. "Fools! Can't you see that there's no drain?"

-------------------------------------------

1936 Olympics in Berlin, Hitler in his opening speech:
"We thank the Jews for the new cinder track and the Olympic flame!"

pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE · 08-02-2006, 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrPheer

Q: Whats the difference between pussyserver and a bucket of shit?
A: The bucket!!!

how about that wasnt funny at all???

listen up tasteless low life I spit on people like you, I suggest you slither back under your rock before you catch my attention

for the rest of you its amazing how pissed some people get over a comment about class i guess the ole saying the truth hurts

really does hurt

escorpio · 08-02-2006, 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pussyserver

good text chop !!

you have taken those quotes completely out of context with your editing, good job

but I am sure anyone who viewed the original threads can plainly see this

so

your thread chop is worthless

Yes, I edited the reasons you give for your hatred of Israel and support of Hezbollah but your message is still the same. If not, please explain how my edits changed the meaning of what you were saying.

pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE · 08-02-2006, 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by escorpio

Yes, I edited the reasons you give for your hatred of Israel and support of Hezbollah but your message is still the same. If not, please explain how my edits changed the meaning of what you were saying.

hatred of israel huh???

you are completely discredited as you cannot debate without twisting the facts

how about you post the threads you got those quotes from

while you at it post where I said I supported israel before

or just keep posting unbelivable spin if no one else believs you....

you do

Jakke PNG · 08-02-2006, 12:31 PM

Boohoo, let's cry when someone makes fun of your race. Unless they're making fun of YOU, I don't get it. Who cares, here's a few jokes..

What do you call a white person stealing snacks?
-A cracker jacker.

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person?
-Neighbor.

escorpio · 08-02-2006, 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pussyserver

hatred of israel huh???

you are completely discredited as you cannot debate without twisting the facts

how about you post the threads you got those quotes from

while you at it post where I said I supported israel before

or just keep posting unbelivable spin if no one else believs you....

you do

Here's the thread you started titled "I was on the fence before but now FUCK ISRAEL" Please explain to me how this thread expresses anything but hatred for Israel and how I have twisted the facts of your posts and I will humbly apologize.

http://www.gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/639377-fence-fuck-israel.html

pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE · 08-02-2006, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeenGodFather

Boohoo, let's cry when someone makes fun of your race. Unless they're making fun of YOU, I don't get it. Who cares, here's a few jokes..

What do you call a white person stealing snacks?
-A cracker jacker.

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person?
-Neighbor.

its funny because I did not even mention the jokes or anything about my race or any one elses race all I did was reply to a post about people having class

and some felt the need to respond

Fucksakes · 08-02-2006, 12:39 PM

I don't know many white jokes, but would love to hear them.

Mr Pheer · 08-02-2006, 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pussyserver

how about that wasnt funny at all???

listen up tasteless low life I spit on people like you, I suggest you slither back under your rock before you catch my attention

for the rest of you its amazing how pissed some people get over a comment about class i guess the ole saying the truth hurts

really does hurt

go ahead and spit on me, you'll just feel stupid as you're wiping off your monitor

dumbass

Mr Pheer · 08-02-2006, 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fucksakes

I don't know many white jokes, but would love to hear them.

me too... i think there arent many white jokes cause we just arent very funny

Alex · 08-02-2006, 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by escorpio

Yes, you do.

Shh, the tool is in denial.

pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE · 08-02-2006, 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by escorpio

Here's the thread you started titled "I was on the fence before but now FUCK ISRAEL" Please explain to me how this thread expresses anything but hatred for Israel and how I have twisted the facts of your posts and I will humbly apologize.

http://www.gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/639377-fence-fuck-israel.html

I think the thread title and the contents of my post pretty much speak for it self.

here it is in its entierty

""I was on the fence before but now FUCK ISRAEL

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Yep its official they have pretty much lost a supporter at this point

one thing I will not condone is the killing of innocent children I hope hezbolah catch a few more of their worthless soilders and cut theyr fuckin heads off on al jazera

they deserve it""

to any casual reader of this post its obvious where I was coming from from the title of the post to the contents of the message

I was a supporter of Israel and was angry at the thought of innocent children being killed to a non casual reader or someone who understands that every word has a purpose

they would read this and imediately conclude although I support Israel I was distancing myself from the tragedy of those children being killed both publicly and emotionaly

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08-02-2006, 12:31 PM	#43
Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	Boohoo, let's cry when someone makes fun of your race. Unless they're making fun of YOU, I don't get it. Who cares, here's a few jokes.. What do you call a white person stealing snacks? -A cracker jacker. What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? -Neighbor. __________________ ..and I'm off.

08-02-2006, 12:39 PM	#46
Fucksakes Shit... Fuck! What the Hell? Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 7,567	I don't know many white jokes, but would love to hear them.