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Sarah_Jayne · 08-08-2006, 04:12 AM

Cops quickly find stolen doughnut truck

RICHLAND, Wash. - A stolen truck full of doughnuts? Better believe Tri-Cities police were on that in a hurry. Moments after the theft of the Viera's Bakery van was reported early Friday in Kennewick, police issued an all-points bulletin.

A Benton County sheriff's deputy quickly spotted the truck. After a chase at 30 to 35 mph, Richland police got it to stop and arrested the driver, Steve Swoboda, 19, for investigation of auto theft and felony escape.

Still intact was the entire load of glazed, sugar and cream doughnuts, as well as apple fritters, bear claws.

"In 24 years in law enforcement I've never had a call like that," Richland police Capt. Randy Barnes said. "To steal a bakery truck, how clever is that?"

"It kind of sticks out, a doughnut truck," Kennewick police Sgt. Ken Lattin said.

The truck was taken while the delivery driver, Gilberto Gonzales, left the engine running during a stop at the Break Place Conoco. Gonzales asked the clerk if he recalled seeing a man who had been standing in front of the store.

"The clerk said, 'Yeah, that guy's been wanting a ride to Richland for a while,'" said Mario Viera, one of the operators of the bakery.

Viera said he was happy that none of the load was lost "but I'm going to make sure Gilberto doesn't leave the keys in the truck any more."

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060807/...doughnut_truck

sickkittens · 08-08-2006, 04:16 AM

notabook · 08-08-2006, 04:17 AM

One of the funnier threads at gfy... go cops go, get those doughnuts you fat fucks!

DamageX · 08-08-2006, 04:18 AM

Now I have a craving for donuts...

joshll · 08-08-2006, 04:18 AM

haha quality :D

Thurbs · 08-08-2006, 04:43 AM

those coppers sure love their bearclaws. SHWINNNG

Ace_luffy · 08-08-2006, 05:28 AM

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Tdog · 08-08-2006, 05:30 AM

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Thats so funny, when I read the article this picture is the only thing that poped into my head

Sarah_Jayne · 08-08-2006, 10:43 AM

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Satan · 08-08-2006, 10:44 AM

Now thats funny

carol.prime · 08-08-2006, 10:48 AM

"In 24 years in law enforcement I've never had a call like that," Richland police Capt. Randy Barnes said. "To steal a bakery truck, how clever is that?"

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060807/...doughnut_truck

madawgz · 08-08-2006, 10:52 AM

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good work boys!

E$_manager · 08-08-2006, 11:14 AM

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E$_manager · 08-08-2006, 11:18 AM

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"In 24 years in law enforcement I've never had a call like that," Richland police Capt. Randy Barnes said. "To steal a bakery truck, how clever is that?"

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060807/...doughnut_truck

Forest · 08-08-2006, 11:30 AM

gonzo stole the truck

Doctor Dre · 08-08-2006, 11:39 AM

l0ol
They need to install an automatic starter on it.

J. Falcon · 08-08-2006, 11:43 AM

Priceless!

reynold · 08-08-2006, 08:54 PM

Another recipient of Darwin's Award..

08-08-2006, 04:12 AM	#1
Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	Cops quickly find stolen doughnut truck Cops quickly find stolen doughnut truck RICHLAND, Wash. - A stolen truck full of doughnuts? Better believe Tri-Cities police were on that in a hurry. Moments after the theft of the Viera's Bakery van was reported early Friday in Kennewick, police issued an all-points bulletin. A Benton County sheriff's deputy quickly spotted the truck. After a chase at 30 to 35 mph, Richland police got it to stop and arrested the driver, Steve Swoboda, 19, for investigation of auto theft and felony escape. Still intact was the entire load of glazed, sugar and cream doughnuts, as well as apple fritters, bear claws. "In 24 years in law enforcement I've never had a call like that," Richland police Capt. Randy Barnes said. "To steal a bakery truck, how clever is that?" "It kind of sticks out, a doughnut truck," Kennewick police Sgt. Ken Lattin said. The truck was taken while the delivery driver, Gilberto Gonzales, left the engine running during a stop at the Break Place Conoco. Gonzales asked the clerk if he recalled seeing a man who had been standing in front of the store. "The clerk said, 'Yeah, that guy's been wanting a ride to Richland for a while,'" said Mario Viera, one of the operators of the bakery. Viera said he was happy that none of the load was lost "but I'm going to make sure Gilberto doesn't leave the keys in the truck any more." http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060807/...doughnut_truck

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