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Z · 09-28-2006, 12:48 PM

Check this out

"China has secretly fired powerful laser weapons designed to disable American spy satellites by "blinding" their sensitive surveillance devices, it was reported yesterday.

The hitherto unreported attacks have been kept secret by the Bush administration for fear that it would damage attempts to co-opt China in diplomatic offensives against North Korea and Iran."

Is it just me or is this seriously troubling? What are they so concerned about us seeing that they'd invest in something to keep us from looking? Is this an act of war? Wouldn't it be if we did it to them? The world would be crowing "What is the US hiding?"

bl4h · 09-28-2006, 12:50 PM

how credible is this "telegraph.co.uk"

onlineriches · 09-28-2006, 12:50 PM

why the fuck should the US be allowed to watch them anyway.

FUCK THE USA.

Z · 09-28-2006, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by bl4h

how credible is this "telegraph.co.uk"

Very credible...it's one of the biggest newspapers in the UK. On the same par as the NY Times.

bl4h · 09-28-2006, 12:51 PM

FUCK HOCKEY i mean canada

Phoenix · 09-28-2006, 12:54 PM

well i wonder what china is hiding

but it seems logical to me that people would want to hide what they are up to...nefarious or not

dunefield · 09-28-2006, 12:54 PM

Well if they're spy satellites China has every right to shoot em down... How would you like it if someone decided to put cameras in your house and put you under surveillance...

directfiesta · 09-28-2006, 12:57 PM

Does the USA allow/ would allow spy satellites monitoring ...

onlineriches · 09-28-2006, 12:58 PM

Last I checked, the USA doesn't own outerspace.

China is shooting a laserbeam from their own soil into the sky.

Somehow they feel their law applies globally.

FUCK THE USA.

Chichio · 09-28-2006, 01:00 PM

Yeah, seems fair. If someone is spying on you, you should be able to do what you can to stop them.

Juilan · 09-28-2006, 01:02 PM

Was on CNN the other day. It does seem like an anti-espionage measure.

Shok · 09-28-2006, 01:03 PM

Those short fuckers dont have any lasers!
They cant even built a jet engine.

Now if it said "Spy Satellite Shot Down By Cheap Plastic Shit"
then I would believe it.

Z · 09-28-2006, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by dunefield

Well if they're spy satellites China has every right to shoot em down... How would you like it if someone decided to put cameras in your house and put you under surveillance...

So we should do the same to all the spy satellites from the various nations around the world that look at us every day? China, Japan, India, Russia, the UK, Germany, etc.?

JD · 09-28-2006, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Shok

Those short fuckers dont have any lasers!
They cant even built a jet engine.

Now if it said "Spy Satellite Shot Down By Cheap Plastic Shit"
then I would believe it.

Regix · 09-28-2006, 01:16 PM

" What are they so concerned about us seeing that they'd invest in something to keep us from looking?"

What gives you the right to look at them in the first place? If blocking SPY camera´s is a act of war, spying itself is too.

Shok · 09-28-2006, 01:20 PM

last time I checked, no one owns space

There is no law keeping anyone from taking pictures from space.

I have a photo of my neighborhood taken from a Russian satellite, who gives a fuck.

Thats why I build my nuclear warheads and weather machine underground!

MacDevilish · 09-28-2006, 01:23 PM

I might be oversimplifying it, but this doesn't seem very "secret" if an international newspaper knows about it...

inabon · 09-28-2006, 01:33 PM

if we were to do everything equally

then yes USA should start shooting down sattelites and have their's shut down too.

i do not see why USA has a right to spy

no one has and everybody does if they get caught well so be it

technology is making other countries more powerfull the thing is they do not go around invading they just have their shit.

Shok · 09-28-2006, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by inabon

if we were to do everything equally

then yes USA should start shooting down sattelites and have their's shut down too.

i do not see why USA has a right to spy

no one has and everybody does if they get caught well so be it

technology is making other countries more powerfull the thing is they do not go around invading they just have their shit.

You should send a strongly worded letter to the White House.
I'm sure they will get right on that for ya.

btw, do you have indoor plumbing down there?

Anthony · 09-28-2006, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Shok

Those short fuckers dont have any lasers!

pussyluver · 09-28-2006, 01:43 PM

Return the favor, jam there telemetry from their satellites with porn.

Splum · 09-28-2006, 01:43 PM

And the anti-Americans are out in full force today...

Shok · 09-28-2006, 01:44 PM

they all have ass cancer

my satallite gave it to them in their sleep

BT · 09-28-2006, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Anthony

LMAO classic.

Shok · 09-28-2006, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Anthony

Just an experiment gone wrong.

aico · 09-28-2006, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Z

Check this out

"China has secretly fired powerful laser weapons designed to disable American spy satellites by "blinding" their sensitive surveillance devices, it was reported yesterday.

The hitherto unreported attacks have been kept secret by the Bush administration for fear that it would damage attempts to co-opt China in diplomatic offensives against North Korea and Iran."

Is it just me or is this seriously troubling? What are they so concerned about us seeing that they'd invest in something to keep us from looking? Is this an act of war? Wouldn't it be if we did it to them? The world would be crowing "What is the US hiding?"

So you see nothing wrong with the fact the US was spying on them?? I say China is in the right to block any attempts to be spied on.

minusonebit · 09-28-2006, 01:48 PM

I always love how the US acts like it has the right to spy on everyone and gets mad when someone decides to say "no".

OzMan · 09-28-2006, 01:49 PM

Bullshit, the report was written by someone who isn't an expert on China or Space who misquoted a pentagon publication. It's hard enough to point a ground based laser at a satellite because of atmospheric distortion but to actually disable several different multi spectural imaging devices...uuuh no not for a few years yet anyhow.

Shok · 09-28-2006, 01:49 PM

we CAN spy on anyone

just like YOU can spy on anyone if you had a fucking satelite

aico · 09-28-2006, 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Z

So we should do the same to all the spy satellites from the various nations around the world that look at us every day? China, Japan, India, Russia, the UK, Germany, etc.?

You think we don't? Seriously, pull you head out of your ass, all that methane is blocking the oxygen to your brain.

L-Pink · 09-28-2006, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Shok

btw, do you have indoor plumbing down there?

Storm_Tracker · 09-28-2006, 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onlineriches

Last I checked, the USA doesn't own outerspace.

China is shooting a laserbeam from their own soil into the sky.

Somehow they feel their law applies globally.

FUCK THE USA.

Forest · 09-28-2006, 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onlineriches

why the fuck should the US be allowed to watch them anyway.

FUCK THE USA.

if it wasnt for the US you would be speaking chinese

Moron

BIGTYMER · 09-28-2006, 02:00 PM

Well, now the US is working on a better/more improved satellite with stronger capabilities and resistant to "laser beams being shot at them". And we'll return the favor by knocking a few of their satellites out of orbit.

L-Pink · 09-28-2006, 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onlineriches

FUCK THE USA.

Can't afford weekends in New York anymore?

Shok · 09-28-2006, 02:07 PM

I think it's time for a global assault on all you foreign fucks.

J$tyle$ · 09-28-2006, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Forest

if it wasnt for the US you would be speaking chinese

Moron

Not necessarily true but pretty funny!

CyberHustler · 09-28-2006, 02:12 PM

as long as my sirius satellite radio still works, I couldnt care less

lyn1 · 09-28-2006, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by minusonebit

I always love how the US acts like it has the right to spy on everyone and gets mad when someone decides to say "no".

What a bunch of silly fuckers. I'm not American and who gives a fuck what satellites are up there photographing my children playing in the back yard. If George gets off on these photos, then let him wank himself.

Spying my friends is either a clandestine activity or to keep watch secretly. For those of us who went to school, refer to the dictionary.

I know, you know, my mum knows, my husband knows and the members on GFY knows that US have satellites up there recording everything and everything...It's called knowledge base. If it is out in the open, it is not secret, it is not clandestine, it is not spying.

Chinese are a bunch of short self centred bunch of fuckers. The world will have problems with these pricks in the future.

Lazonby · 09-28-2006, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by bl4h

how credible is this "telegraph.co.uk"

Not very.

Mr. Romance · 09-28-2006, 02:19 PM

china

Mr. Romance

Forest · 09-28-2006, 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

Can't afford weekends in New York anymore?

Lazonby · 09-28-2006, 02:23 PM

Wow, there are some fucking idiots in this thread.

abadfish · 09-28-2006, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Splum

And the anti-Americans are out in full force today...

Noticed that too... Funny considering that many different countries have spy satellites. As far as I know China has one of their own.

abadfish · 09-28-2006, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by BigTymer

Well, now the US is working on a better/more improved satellite with stronger capabilities and resistant to "laser beams being shot at them". And we'll return the favor by knocking a few of their satellites out of orbit.

I'd love to see a space war. Maybe we can send a bunch of satellites up there and put lasers on all of them.

directfiesta · 09-28-2006, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Lazonby

Wow, there are some fucking idiots in this thread.

SpacemanSpiff · 09-28-2006, 03:02 PM

"Spy" satellites are a long established and accepted form of intelligence gathering. Any country can deploy a satellite anywhere they want to in space. Arms limitation treaties even include provisions for displaying the destroyed arms (missles, big bombers, etc) in plain view so orbiting satellites can photograph them. Destroying another countries satellite is no different than sinking one of their ships on the high seas.

But hey, you guys keep on with your "fuck the USA" shit. Fucking wankers.

aico · 09-28-2006, 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpacemanSpiff

"Spy" satellites are a long established and accepted form of intelligence gathering. Any country can deploy a satellite anywhere they want to in space. Arms limitation treaties even include provisions for displaying the destroyed arms (missles, big bombers, etc) in plain view so orbiting satellites can photograph them. Destroying another countries satellite is no different than sinking one of their ships on the high seas.

But hey, you guys keep on with your "fuck the USA" shit. Fucking wankers.

Where do you get anything about the satellites being destroyed??

Sly · 09-28-2006, 05:07 PM

All I have to say is...

America. Fuck yeh!

directfiesta · 09-28-2006, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by aico

Where do you get anything about the satellites being destroyed??

Rush told him so ... It is now a fact, a truth ....

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onlineriches Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 308	Last I checked, the USA doesn't own outerspace. China is shooting a laserbeam from their own soil into the sky. Somehow they feel their law applies globally. FUCK THE USA.

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Shok Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: LIVE EVIL Posts: 5,611	Those short fuckers dont have any lasers! They cant even built a jet engine. Now if it said "Spy Satellite Shot Down By Cheap Plastic Shit" then I would believe it.

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Regix Registered User Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 17	" What are they so concerned about us seeing that they'd invest in something to keep us from looking?" What gives you the right to look at them in the first place? If blocking SPY camera´s is a act of war, spying itself is too.

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Shok Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: LIVE EVIL Posts: 5,611	last time I checked, no one owns space There is no law keeping anyone from taking pictures from space. I have a photo of my neighborhood taken from a Russian satellite, who gives a fuck. Thats why I build my nuclear warheads and weather machine underground!

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inabon Good Old Fat Webmaster Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Boquete, Panamá Posts: 970	if we were to do everything equally then yes USA should start shooting down sattelites and have their's shut down too. i do not see why USA has a right to spy no one has and everybody does if they get caught well so be it technology is making other countries more powerfull the thing is they do not go around invading they just have their shit.

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Shok Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: LIVE EVIL Posts: 5,611	they all have ass cancer my satallite gave it to them in their sleep

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minusonebit So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: [email protected] Posts: 7,391	I always love how the US acts like it has the right to spy on everyone and gets mad when someone decides to say "no".

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OzMan Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Los Begas Posts: 9,162	Bullshit, the report was written by someone who isn't an expert on China or Space who misquoted a pentagon publication. It's hard enough to point a ground based laser at a satellite because of atmospheric distortion but to actually disable several different multi spectural imaging devices...uuuh no not for a few years yet anyhow.

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