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Old 08-17-2006, 09:24 AM   #1
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Are you paying attention? (time waster)
Below are four ( 4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?



Let's find out just how clever you really are....



First Question: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong!

If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Try not to screw up next time.



Second Question: If you overtake the last person, then you are...?

Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?



You're not very good at this, are you?



Third Question: Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only .

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30. Add another 1000 . Now add 20. Now add another 1000 Now add 10. What is the total?

Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100.

If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!





Today is definitely not your day, is it? Maybe you'll get the last question right.... Maybe.



Fourth Question: Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3.

Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?

Did you Answer Nunu? NO! Of course it isn't. Her name is Mary. Read the question again!





Okay, now the bonus round:



A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and! the purchase is done. Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does He indicate what he wants?

He just has to open his mouth and ask... It's really very simple.... Like you!
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Old 08-17-2006, 09:26 AM   #2
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Old 08-17-2006, 09:29 AM   #3
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Old 08-17-2006, 09:30 AM   #4
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Old 08-17-2006, 09:31 AM   #5
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Old 08-17-2006, 09:33 AM   #6
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Has anyone got them all right yet?
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Old 08-17-2006, 12:13 PM   #7
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well I discovered, im an idiot lol
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Old 08-17-2006, 12:14 PM   #8
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I got those all right...back in middle school.
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Old 08-17-2006, 12:34 PM   #9
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The 4100 thing fucked me right up... I did it 5 times over and then after doing it on a calculator it still took me a few minutes to get it
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Old 08-17-2006, 12:36 PM   #10
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Why does a blind person need sunglasses? He should have been asking for a double-eyepatch.
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Old 08-17-2006, 12:39 PM   #11
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had no problems with it...
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Old 08-17-2006, 12:41 PM   #12
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I forgot the job for 2 minutes. LOL. Too much complicated questions for me hahaahah
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Old 08-17-2006, 12:43 PM   #13
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Old 08-17-2006, 01:32 PM   #14
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got me all fucked up! Nice work
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Old 08-17-2006, 01:40 PM   #15
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lol funny
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Old 08-17-2006, 02:04 PM   #16
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Old 08-17-2006, 02:10 PM   #17
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That was great! I feel like a dumbass I only got 1 out of the 5 right. Great thread it can really make the smartest person feel dumb as hell. haha
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Old 08-17-2006, 02:16 PM   #18
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The 4100 thing fucked me right up... I did it 5 times over and then after doing it on a calculator it still took me a few minutes to get it
Same here
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Old 08-17-2006, 02:17 PM   #19
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Old 08-17-2006, 03:32 PM   #20
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Old 08-17-2006, 07:06 PM   #21
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You got me there, Elli!
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Old 08-17-2006, 07:38 PM   #22
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Has anyone got them all right yet?
Only because I've seen it before. But, the first time I did it - NO.
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Old 08-17-2006, 07:43 PM   #23
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Old 08-17-2006, 07:45 PM   #24
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I got the 4100 one wrong, but got the rest, great time waster
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Old 08-17-2006, 07:51 PM   #25
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that was cool....i screwed up on the 4100 thing. the last one was cool
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Old 08-17-2006, 08:32 PM   #26
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Old 08-18-2006, 02:27 AM   #27
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Yeah I couldn't believe the 4100 one until I did it on the calculator. I was absolutely sure I had to be right.

sigh.
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Old 09-22-2006, 05:41 PM   #28
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whats the Question again ?
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