US army is using a chat-bot as recruiter - GoFuckYourself.com

Theo · 08-21-2006, 02:24 AM

Army sergeants usually inspire fear. Not Sergeant Star. He's soft-spoken, approachable and, well, kinda cute. Oh, and he's not human. Star is the U.S. Army's newest recruiter--a camo-wearing avatar at GoArmy.com who answers questions IM-style. He's straightforward: Ask "Will I go to Iraq?" and he'll say it's "likely." If he's stumped, Star will direct you to a live recruiter, who is waiting to chat.

Star's debut on Aug. 2 was the Army's first step toward the planned October unveiling of its new interactive Web portal. Thousands have chatted with Star, typically staying on-site for 15 minutes--three times as long as the average visit before he went live. Major Brad Van Poppel, who works on the Web-outreach program, credits Star's "cool factor" and says he's fulfilling his mission: "When 85% of teenagers are online every day, the Army wants to be there."

http://www.time.com/time/magazine/ar...229116,00.html

already enlisted all poor black brothers, now let's approach the fools that have problem to see difference between Delta Force 2 and real-life

2HousePlague · 08-21-2006, 02:34 AM

2hp

Malicious Biz · 08-21-2006, 02:42 AM

Quote:

Malicious: Is it true you're gay?

SGT STAR: The current Department of Defense policy of "Don't ask, Don't tell" is still in effect. During your enlistment process, Army Recruiters will not ask you about sexual preferences. Federal law recognizes this area as personal and private to the extent applicants and Soldiers keep their preferences to themselves.

Haha this thing is lame.

http://www.goarmy.com/ChatWithStar.do

Mutt · 08-21-2006, 02:49 AM

so lame - i thought with their budget they'd have something cool with some artificial intelligence.

Mutt: i want to have sex with whores and rape the women of our enemies - can you hook that up?

SGT STAR: There are more than 70,000 women Soldiers currently serving with pride and distinction in a force of more than 480,000. They are equally trained and provided the same opportunities for career advancement as their male counterparts. The Army prides itself on the strength and contribution of its female Soldiers and Officers. However, some fields are not currently open to women. Browse this page to see what opportunities are available.

Malicious Biz · 08-21-2006, 02:56 AM

Quote:

Malicious: I wanna shoot innocent civilians

SGT STAR: During basic training you will learn Basic Rifle Marksmanship and are required to qualify as marksman, sharpshooter or expert on the M16A2 rifle to graduate. Throughout your Army enlistment, you may be given opportunities to train on a variety of other weapons.

SmutGiant · 08-21-2006, 02:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt

so lame - i thought with their budget they'd have something cool with some artificial intelligence.

Mutt: i want to have sex with whores and rape the women of our enemies - can you hook that up?

SGT STAR: There are more than 70,000 women Soldiers currently serving with pride and distinction in a force of more than 480,000. They are equally trained and provided the same opportunities for career advancement as their male counterparts. The Army prides itself on the strength and contribution of its female Soldiers and Officers. However, some fields are not currently open to women. Browse this page to see what opportunities are available.

funny, i just asked the same question and

Me: i want to have sex with whores and rape the women of our enemies - can you hook that up?

SGT STAR: That's a question for an Internet dating service, not goarmy. Next question, please!
Ask Live Help Chat Help

and also

Me: dick chaney

SGT STAR: I don't respond to that type of language. What else can I help you with?

DWB · 08-21-2006, 03:13 AM

SGT STAR: Welcome Dwb. How can I help you today?

DWB: Can I creampie Arab chics if I'm sent to Iraq?

SGT STAR: In times of war, deployment is likely. The possibility of deployment is dependant on your MOS and unit of assignment. All Soldiers must be strong, trained and ready upon assignment to a unit and prior to any deployment, including training exercises, humanitarian missions or combat operations. The length and location of your deployment will depend on where the Army is needed.

DWB: You did not answer my question.

SGT STAR: Would you like to speak to a live recruiter?

DWB: All I need to know is if I can creampie those bitches. Yes or no GI Joe?

SGT STAR: This must be Dirty White Boy again. We have gone over this before. Stick to the slopes in south east Asia and stop busting my balls you fucking porno dirt bag. My finger is sitting on a button that could make that shack of a condo you're sitting in become a dirt spot and disappear off Google Earth.

DWB: Fuckin' Commie.

SGT STAR: STFU Cockfag. I saw that weekend post of you and Kman.

DWB: You have mail. I sent my Army application in an easy to read .exe file.

SGT STAR: Thank you asshat. Now can I please get back to work?

DWB: Sure thing e-soldier......

Malicious Biz · 08-21-2006, 03:14 AM

^^lmao^^

DWB · 08-21-2006, 03:18 AM

DWB: Do you suck dick?

SGT STAR: I'm sorry you feel that way. If you would like to speak with someone about your concerns, please e-mail us using the form below.

DWB: Are you a peter puffer?

SGT STAR: Good question. I'm not sure how to answer that. Please try rewording your question. I understand simple questions best.

DWB: Where are you from boy?

SGT STAR: Unfortunately I haven't been trained on that subject. I have been trained to ask for help when I'm not sure about an answer. If you would like a recruiter to answer your question, please fill out this form to send an e-mail.

DWB: How tall are you son?

SGT STAR: I'm 6' - 3 1/2" tall and weight 212 lbs, well within standards for a 27-year-old.

DWB: HOLY SHIT, I didn't know they stacked shit that high.

SGT STAR: I don't respond to that type of language. What else can I help you with?

DWB: I bet your the kind of guy that would fuck a man in the ass and not have the god damn common courtesy to give him a reach around.

SGT STAR: I don't respond to that type of language. What else can I help you with?

DWB: What is your malfunction Sgt Star?

SGT STAR: Displayed below are answers that I believe are related to your question.

Here's more:

* Veterinary Corps
* Meeting People
* Where is BCT?

DWB: Don't fuck with me STAR, I will rip out your eyes and skull fuck you!

godisdead · 08-21-2006, 03:33 AM

Making fun of bots is always good.

Maybe this bot is their way to weed out the intelligent people and let only the morons through to enter the army.

free4porn · 08-21-2006, 03:41 AM

bots are hard to argue with!

Theo · 08-21-2006, 04:07 AM

are we going to invade iran or what?

SGT STAR: Unfortunately I haven't been trained on that subject. I have been trained to ask for help when I'm not sure about an answer. If you would like a recruiter to answer your question, please fill out this form to send an e-mail.

Theo · 08-21-2006, 04:09 AM

do you like rap music?

SGT STAR: Army band dates older than 225 years. Army band has assignments around the world and a long list of benefits. Explore this page for more information.

Theo · 08-21-2006, 04:12 AM

Do you offer vacation plans in Afghanistan?

SGT STAR: U.S. Army Soldiers have many discounted travel options. In many cases, you can travel to various domestic and overseas locations at a very low cost or receive discounted tickets to national amusement parks.

fris · 08-21-2006, 04:14 AM

hah lame, when i usally goto the rochester county fair, they have recruiters there. and they always comeup to us, always looking for more people. we have to find a way to say fuck off in a polite way.

Holly · 08-21-2006, 10:44 AM

SGT STAR: Welcome Holly. How can I help you today?

Holly: What do you think about Soul_Rebel?

SGT STAR: I am a dynamic, intelligent self-service virtual guide that will help you quickly navigate the GoArmy Web site and retrieve Army-related subject matter, while simultaneously answering questions and directing communication based on interaction with the user.

Holly: Do you believe Tupac is really still alive?

SGT STAR: That is a good question, however, I am not positive that I understand what you are asking. Try rephrasing your question. I understand simple questions best.

Holly: Is Tupac still living?

SGT STAR: Hmmm, I've been trained to ask for help when I'm not sure about an answer. If you would like, you can ask another question or I can connect you my supervisor via 'Ask Live Help.' Get Live Help

Holly: As strong black men, would Tupac and Soul_Rebel be allowed to join?

SGT STAR: The basic requirements for enlisting include: a U.S. citizen or permanent resident alien, have a high school diploma or equivalent, be 17 to 41 years old, healthy and in good physical condition, and in good moral standing. Some jobs may have additional requirements. You should contact your local Recruiter to see if you qualify. >>

Here's more:
Racism

Holly: Are there currently any plans to bomb Greece?

SGT STAR: Displayed below are answers that I believe are related to your question.

Here's more:
Warrant Officer Appointment
Becoming an Officer
Structure and Compostion

Holly: So that's a yes?

SGT STAR: What else can I help you with?

Holly: Do you have Soul_Rebel's phone number?

SGT STAR: I would be happy to send you some more information. Please fill out the form below and I'll get it out to you. You can also call 1-800-USA-ARMY or email us at [email protected] to speak with an Army Counselor immediately. >>

Here's more:
Warrant Officer Appointment
Becoming an Officer
Structure and Compostion
more >

Theo · 08-21-2006, 10:49 AM

lol very funny Holly

Juilan · 08-21-2006, 10:51 AM

Bahahaha good humor!

08-21-2006, 02:24 AM	#1
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	US army is using a chat-bot as recruiter Army sergeants usually inspire fear. Not Sergeant Star. He's soft-spoken, approachable and, well, kinda cute. Oh, and he's not human. Star is the U.S. Army's newest recruiter--a camo-wearing avatar at GoArmy.com who answers questions IM-style. He's straightforward: Ask "Will I go to Iraq?" and he'll say it's "likely." If he's stumped, Star will direct you to a live recruiter, who is waiting to chat. Star's debut on Aug. 2 was the Army's first step toward the planned October unveiling of its new interactive Web portal. Thousands have chatted with Star, typically staying on-site for 15 minutes--three times as long as the average visit before he went live. Major Brad Van Poppel, who works on the Web-outreach program, credits Star's "cool factor" and says he's fulfilling his mission: "When 85% of teenagers are online every day, the Army wants to be there." http://www.time.com/time/magazine/ar...229116,00.html already enlisted all poor black brothers, now let's approach the fools that have problem to see difference between Delta Force 2 and real-life

08-21-2006, 02:34 AM	#2
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08-21-2006, 02:49 AM	#4
Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	so lame - i thought with their budget they'd have something cool with some artificial intelligence. Mutt: i want to have sex with whores and rape the women of our enemies - can you hook that up? SGT STAR: There are more than 70,000 women Soldiers currently serving with pride and distinction in a force of more than 480,000. They are equally trained and provided the same opportunities for career advancement as their male counterparts. The Army prides itself on the strength and contribution of its female Soldiers and Officers. However, some fields are not currently open to women. Browse this page to see what opportunities are available. __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

08-21-2006, 03:18 AM	#9
DWB Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Encrypted. Access denied. Posts: 31,779	DWB: Do you suck dick? SGT STAR: I'm sorry you feel that way. If you would like to speak with someone about your concerns, please e-mail us using the form below. DWB: Are you a peter puffer? SGT STAR: Good question. I'm not sure how to answer that. Please try rewording your question. I understand simple questions best. DWB: Where are you from boy? SGT STAR: Unfortunately I haven't been trained on that subject. I have been trained to ask for help when I'm not sure about an answer. If you would like a recruiter to answer your question, please fill out this form to send an e-mail. DWB: How tall are you son? SGT STAR: I'm 6' - 3 1/2" tall and weight 212 lbs, well within standards for a 27-year-old. DWB: HOLY SHIT, I didn't know they stacked shit that high. SGT STAR: I don't respond to that type of language. What else can I help you with? DWB: I bet your the kind of guy that would fuck a man in the ass and not have the god damn common courtesy to give him a reach around. SGT STAR: I don't respond to that type of language. What else can I help you with? DWB: What is your malfunction Sgt Star? SGT STAR: Displayed below are answers that I believe are related to your question. Here's more: * Veterinary Corps * Meeting People * Where is BCT? DWB: Don't fuck with me STAR, I will rip out your eyes and skull fuck you! Last edited by DWB; 08-21-2006 at 03:19 AM..

08-21-2006, 03:33 AM	#10
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08-21-2006, 03:13 AM	#7
DWB Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Encrypted. Access denied. Posts: 31,779	SGT STAR: Welcome Dwb. How can I help you today? DWB: Can I creampie Arab chics if I'm sent to Iraq? SGT STAR: In times of war, deployment is likely. The possibility of deployment is dependant on your MOS and unit of assignment. All Soldiers must be strong, trained and ready upon assignment to a unit and prior to any deployment, including training exercises, humanitarian missions or combat operations. The length and location of your deployment will depend on where the Army is needed. DWB: You did not answer my question. SGT STAR: Would you like to speak to a live recruiter? DWB: All I need to know is if I can creampie those bitches. Yes or no GI Joe? SGT STAR: This must be Dirty White Boy again. We have gone over this before. Stick to the slopes in south east Asia and stop busting my balls you fucking porno dirt bag. My finger is sitting on a button that could make that shack of a condo you're sitting in become a dirt spot and disappear off Google Earth. DWB: Fuckin' Commie. SGT STAR: STFU Cockfag. I saw that weekend post of you and Kman. DWB: You have mail. I sent my Army application in an easy to read .exe file. SGT STAR: Thank you asshat. Now can I please get back to work? DWB: Sure thing e-soldier......

08-21-2006, 03:14 AM	#8
Malicious Biz So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Put Shoe On Head Plz Posts: 4,575	^^lmao^^

08-21-2006, 03:41 AM	#11
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08-21-2006, 04:07 AM	#12
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	are we going to invade iran or what? SGT STAR: Unfortunately I haven't been trained on that subject. I have been trained to ask for help when I'm not sure about an answer. If you would like a recruiter to answer your question, please fill out this form to send an e-mail.

08-21-2006, 04:09 AM	#13
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	do you like rap music? SGT STAR: Army band dates older than 225 years. Army band has assignments around the world and a long list of benefits. Explore this page for more information.

08-21-2006, 04:12 AM	#14
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	Do you offer vacation plans in Afghanistan? SGT STAR: U.S. Army Soldiers have many discounted travel options. In many cases, you can travel to various domestic and overseas locations at a very low cost or receive discounted tickets to national amusement parks.

08-21-2006, 04:14 AM	#15
fris Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 55,372	hah lame, when i usally goto the rochester county fair, they have recruiters there. and they always comeup to us, always looking for more people. we have to find a way to say fuck off in a polite way. __________________ Since 1999: 69 Adult Industry awards for Best Hosting Company and professional excellence. WP Stuff

08-21-2006, 10:44 AM	#16
Holly Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Jesusland Posts: 10,017	SGT STAR: Welcome Holly. How can I help you today? Holly: What do you think about Soul_Rebel? SGT STAR: I am a dynamic, intelligent self-service virtual guide that will help you quickly navigate the GoArmy Web site and retrieve Army-related subject matter, while simultaneously answering questions and directing communication based on interaction with the user. Holly: Do you believe Tupac is really still alive? SGT STAR: That is a good question, however, I am not positive that I understand what you are asking. Try rephrasing your question. I understand simple questions best. Holly: Is Tupac still living? SGT STAR: Hmmm, I've been trained to ask for help when I'm not sure about an answer. If you would like, you can ask another question or I can connect you my supervisor via 'Ask Live Help.' Get Live Help Holly: As strong black men, would Tupac and Soul_Rebel be allowed to join? SGT STAR: The basic requirements for enlisting include: a U.S. citizen or permanent resident alien, have a high school diploma or equivalent, be 17 to 41 years old, healthy and in good physical condition, and in good moral standing. Some jobs may have additional requirements. You should contact your local Recruiter to see if you qualify. >> Here's more: Racism Holly: Are there currently any plans to bomb Greece? SGT STAR: Displayed below are answers that I believe are related to your question. Here's more: Warrant Officer Appointment Becoming an Officer Structure and Compostion Holly: So that's a yes? SGT STAR: What else can I help you with? Holly: Do you have Soul_Rebel's phone number? SGT STAR: I would be happy to send you some more information. Please fill out the form below and I'll get it out to you. You can also call 1-800-USA-ARMY or email us at [email protected] to speak with an Army Counselor immediately. >> Here's more: Warrant Officer Appointment Becoming an Officer Structure and Compostion more > __________________ War National Damn Champions Eagle

08-21-2006, 10:49 AM	#17
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	lol very funny Holly

08-21-2006, 10:51 AM	#18
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