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com · 08-23-2006, 12:08 PM

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde woman wave at him and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you Know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my butt???" She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math teacher."

DamageX · 08-23-2006, 12:11 PM

Good one!

axelcat · 08-23-2006, 12:47 PM

haha good one

MyNameIsNobody · 08-23-2006, 02:02 PM

didn't make me roflmao but it was pretty funny!

godisdead · 08-23-2006, 02:06 PM

Owned.

Nice Joke. Keep'em coming.

woj · 08-23-2006, 02:16 PM

cyberstar · 08-23-2006, 02:22 PM

i knew that was coming :P

Vitasoy · 08-23-2006, 05:42 PM

heh not bad at all

jOE =D · 08-23-2006, 05:46 PM

Hahahahahhahaha

Scott McD · 08-23-2006, 05:48 PM

Hehehe, pretty good !!

rodney25 · 08-24-2006, 12:36 AM

Old but still funny

Achoo · 08-24-2006, 01:06 AM

Sveindt Beindt · 08-24-2006, 03:16 AM

Hoho

nAtuRaLbEautY · 08-24-2006, 11:59 PM

funny stuff!

Donny · 08-25-2006, 12:02 AM

I like that. I like that a lot.

MsWild · 08-25-2006, 06:56 PM

hahaha great one

08-23-2006, 12:08 PM	#1
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08-23-2006, 02:02 PM	#4
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