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DateDoc · 08-30-2006, 11:38 PM

Then why the fuck does Hellman's mayonnaise have a Best Foods label on it on the west coast. I guess you could look at this vice versa and say why does Best Foods' Mayonnaise have a Helman's Label on it on the east coast. I mean it is not like many ppl move from coast to coast (sarcasm) but when I moved out west a few years ago i was at the grocery store and was like where the fuck is the Hellman's mayonnaise? Ended up buying Kraft Mayo and it sucked.

DateDoc · 08-30-2006, 11:51 PM

damn the title must have sounded too business like lol

spunkmaster · 08-31-2006, 12:20 AM

Potato salad just isn't the same without Hellmans !

DateDoc · 08-31-2006, 12:25 AM

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Originally Posted by spunkmaster

Potato salad just isn't the same without Hellmans !

but it is with best foods mayonnaise. it is the same product.

GrouchyAdmin · 08-31-2006, 12:27 AM

I remember when I was about 5 or 6. I saw a Hellman's commercial, which was EXACTLY the same as Best Foods. Man, I thought I'd make a buck or two by turning them in.

Then about 5 minutes later, I realized it was the same thing with a different name, and I understood.

Anyone else feel like a cold turkey sandwhich?

DateDoc · 08-31-2006, 12:30 AM

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Originally Posted by toonpornblog

I remember when I was about 5 or 6. I saw a Hellman's commercial, which was EXACTLY the same as Best Foods. Man, I thought I'd make a buck or two by turning them in.

Then about 5 minutes later, I realized it was the same thing with a different name, and I understood.

Anyone else feel like a cold turkey sandwhich?

Some tuna salad would be good! They do now say Hellman's on the Best Foods label but it is on that back of the label and small so if you don't look hard you are still like where is the Hellman's?

gooddomains · 08-31-2006, 12:32 AM

yeah, yeah and yeah

GrouchyAdmin · 08-31-2006, 12:37 AM

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Originally Posted by BusterPorn

Some tuna salad would be good!

I dunno, man, I've been drinking 7&7s for the last 4 hours.. Tuna would probably make me horch.

But, yeah... I started singing "BRING OUT THE BUTT PLUGS, AND BRING OUT THE BEST." to myself while reading your post.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 08-31-2006, 12:45 AM

[to Undercover Brother]
Smart Brother: If you're going to fit in to white America, you're gonna have to learn to like MAYONNAISE!

gooddomains · 08-31-2006, 12:48 AM

I can only second that

gooddomains · 08-31-2006, 12:51 AM

though Mayonnaise is pretty unhealthy

DateDoc · 08-31-2006, 01:04 AM

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Originally Posted by gooddomains

though Mayonnaise is pretty unhealthy

what would you rather make tuna or chicken salad with?

madawgz · 08-31-2006, 01:31 AM

are you talking about something edible?

he-fox · 08-31-2006, 01:58 AM

Stop eating that shitty pre-made mayo. And they wonder why America is fat...

TheJimmy · 08-31-2006, 02:01 AM

Hellman, I don't know.

PS: Mayo rocks, it's one of my weaknesses. Shit you know what sounds good right now? A sardine sammich on wheat bread with a dash of garlic salt...

oh yaaaa

08-30-2006, 11:38 PM	#1
DateDoc Outside looking in. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: To Hell You Ride Posts: 14,243	Branding is everything right????? Then why the fuck does Hellman's mayonnaise have a Best Foods label on it on the west coast. I guess you could look at this vice versa and say why does Best Foods' Mayonnaise have a Helman's Label on it on the east coast. I mean it is not like many ppl move from coast to coast (sarcasm) but when I moved out west a few years ago i was at the grocery store and was like where the fuck is the Hellman's mayonnaise? Ended up buying Kraft Mayo and it sucked. __________________

08-30-2006, 11:51 PM	#2
DateDoc Outside looking in. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: To Hell You Ride Posts: 14,243	damn the title must have sounded too business like lol __________________

08-31-2006, 12:20 AM	#3
spunkmaster Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 2,052	Potato salad just isn't the same without Hellmans ! __________________

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madawgz 8.8.8.8 Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Noordermarkt Posts: 30,509	are you talking about something edible? __________________ TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

08-31-2006, 02:01 AM	#15
TheJimmy ICQ- five seven 0 2 5 5 0 Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 10,747	Hellman, I don't know. PS: Mayo rocks, it's one of my weaknesses. Shit you know what sounds good right now? A sardine sammich on wheat bread with a dash of garlic salt... oh yaaaa __________________ Investor with 5m - 15m USD to invest. Do you have a site or network of sites earning 50k - 200k a month income? Email your contact and preliminary data to: domain.cashventures (at) gmail.com....Please...no tire kickers...serious offers and inquiries only.

08-31-2006, 12:27 AM	#5
GrouchyAdmin Now choke yourself! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 12,085	I remember when I was about 5 or 6. I saw a Hellman's commercial, which was EXACTLY the same as Best Foods. Man, I thought I'd make a buck or two by turning them in. Then about 5 minutes later, I realized it was the same thing with a different name, and I understood. Anyone else feel like a cold turkey sandwhich?

08-31-2006, 12:32 AM	#7
gooddomains Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Netherlands Posts: 10,127	yeah, yeah and yeah

08-31-2006, 12:45 AM	#9
Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Tinseltown NL Posts: 16,502	[to Undercover Brother] Smart Brother: If you're going to fit in to white America, you're gonna have to learn to like MAYONNAISE!

08-31-2006, 12:48 AM	#10
gooddomains Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Netherlands Posts: 10,127	I can only second that

08-31-2006, 12:51 AM	#11
gooddomains Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Netherlands Posts: 10,127	though Mayonnaise is pretty unhealthy

08-31-2006, 01:58 AM	#14
he-fox Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Playa del Carmen, Mexico Posts: 2,884	Stop eating that shitty pre-made mayo. And they wonder why America is fat...