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NoCarrier · 08-29-2006, 06:57 AM

Creepy Ad #1

Creepy Ad #2

Creepy Ad #3

TurboAngel · 08-29-2006, 06:59 AM

I have to give it to you cuz your 100% right on that.

SabrinaDeep · 08-29-2006, 07:06 AM

ahahahahah!!! I also always wondered what was that commercial all about. Creepy!

gangbangjoe · 08-29-2006, 07:07 AM

the ad is genius
everybody talking about it

like a train-wreck

StuartD · 08-29-2006, 07:09 AM

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZOyBe5I3m...elated&search=

Manowar · 08-29-2006, 07:10 AM

hahaha good one

NoCarrier · 08-29-2006, 07:10 AM

This is the best one :

https://youtube.com/watch?v=koyY9Aw8fV0

NoCarrier · 08-29-2006, 07:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZOyBe5I3m...elated&search=

HAHAHA! Man that one was hilarious! Thanks!

NoCarrier · 08-29-2006, 07:22 AM

Ronald Kicks Burger Kings Butt

https://youtube.com/watch?v=qF836ty508E

CDSmith · 08-29-2006, 07:29 AM

BK's commercials have always been bizarro, even back in the 70's.

The Wendy's commercials with Dave Thomas in them were the best.

sickkittens · 08-29-2006, 07:30 AM

Baddog is the shit.

NoCarrier · 08-29-2006, 07:32 AM

"Commenting on the stalking-like behavior of the Burger King character, one Internet chat forum contributor stated "If I opened my blinds, and someone was standing there looking at me, I would pee my pants, then scream, then go call 911, even if they did want to give me a free sandwich."

NoCarrier · 08-29-2006, 07:37 AM

" In another spot, the guy wakes up and pulls open his shades. There, in the middle of a lush green backyard, stands the Burger King (like Hannibal Lector in the middle of his cage). For a quick moment, the man turns his head and suddenly the King has traversed some 50 feet in a matter of a second. Now most people would have jumped back in horror, but the sleepy-eyed guy happily accepts an offering of a breakfast sandwich."

Damn! I want to see that one!

CDSmith · 08-29-2006, 07:38 AM

The one where the guy is riding double on his bike with his girlfriend, they go through a tunnel and on the other side the girl is gone and it's the king riding shotgun.... that's one of the creepiest commercials ever.

NoCarrier · 08-29-2006, 07:42 AM

OMG.. That one is over the top..

https://youtube.com/watch?v=UCSv4... 98E0D&index=2

I'm a sig whore · 08-29-2006, 07:44 AM

is that you staring in that?

Dagwolf · 08-29-2006, 07:44 AM

Sort of makes you want to go to Dairy Queen, doesn't it?

tiger74 · 08-29-2006, 07:46 AM

all these made my day guys. thanks.

Jarmusch · 08-29-2006, 07:46 AM

He looks like the kind of guy that would have an S&M dungeon in his basement with a live-in gimp locked up in a cage.

Holly · 08-29-2006, 07:48 AM

There are very few things that truly creep me out, but he is indeed one. He's right up there with Real Dolls.

Mercifully, those commercials have pretty much stopped airing down here. I have no idea what ad exec came up with that campaign, but I would definitely check his freezer, back yard, and crawl space under his house.

sharp · 08-29-2006, 08:39 AM

NoCarrier · 08-29-2006, 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jarmusch

He looks like the kind of guy that would have an S&M dungeon in his basement with a live-in gimp locked up in a cage.

They should make a horror me with his character.

Wake up with the king :
The Return of the King

Farang · 08-29-2006, 10:11 AM

woj · 08-29-2006, 10:17 AM

DaddyHalbucks · 08-29-2006, 10:21 AM

Brilliant advertising.

axelcat · 08-29-2006, 10:27 AM

very disturbing, your so right he is the creepiest

Nicolas · 08-29-2006, 10:29 AM

hehe

Freaky_Akula · 08-29-2006, 10:55 AM

tony286 · 08-29-2006, 10:57 AM

yes very scary

free4porn · 08-29-2006, 10:57 AM

that guy gives me the creeps lol

The Ghost · 08-29-2006, 10:59 AM

It's right up there with the Quizno rats. Great marketing in getting people to talk about it.... but not sure it will get consumers to buy more Burger King products

mikeyddddd · 08-29-2006, 11:42 AM

He is creepy, but I expected to see the creepy foot doctor from the Red Stripe Beer ad.

MyNameIsNobody · 08-29-2006, 12:10 PM

pass that shit!

Sarah_Jayne · 08-29-2006, 12:29 PM

They finally starting having him in the UK BK comericals. I remember when the Burger King was used a lot when I was a kid but this is like the killer clown version.

IWantU_Jeff · 08-29-2006, 01:28 PM

Ive always said that about these commercials dude creeps the crap out of me.

LittleSassy · 08-29-2006, 02:33 PM

jellybeana · 08-29-2006, 02:56 PM

That wierd dude should be the main character in a series of horror movies.

E$_manager · 08-29-2006, 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoCarrier

They should make a horror me with his character.

Wake up with the king :
The Return of the King

Hollywood Horwitz · 08-29-2006, 04:12 PM

could be a great halloween costume this year...

Scott McD · 08-29-2006, 04:18 PM

Quote:

He scares me...

NoCarrier · 08-29-2006, 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hollywood Horwitz

could be a great halloween costume this year...

http://www.bkmasks.com/

Should be back soon for 2006

Jarmusch · 08-29-2006, 04:21 PM

Beards are evil.

DEA - banned for life · 08-29-2006, 04:57 PM

o the humanity

rodney25 · 08-29-2006, 05:01 PM

Every man's craziest nightmare.

Quagmire · 08-29-2006, 06:07 PM

I would fucking kill for one of them costumes. My wife absolutely hates it because he freaks her out. I swear I'd wear the thing when I went out shopping and shit just to fuck with people's heads. going through a Mcdonalds drivethru would be killer.

MandyBlake · 08-29-2006, 06:11 PM

he always makes me laugh.

Basic_man · 08-29-2006, 06:12 PM

these are funny chop chop

DWB · 08-29-2006, 06:31 PM

That video of him flipping the bird was some funny shit.

NoCarrier · 08-29-2006, 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MandyBlake

he always makes me laugh.

blowme_DL · 08-29-2006, 08:45 PM

goood one

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