how come 99% of the women don't know how to give handjobs???? - GoFuckYourself.com

Antonio · 09-03-2006, 11:56 AM

first of all they always hold your dick like its going to brake any minute from now , and you then get the ones (although not that often thank god) that are pulling it like they want to take it home

I can honestly say that I've had like 2 or 3 girls that were really good, how about you????????

RawAlex · 09-03-2006, 11:57 AM

Becuase 99% of them don't have penises, and they have no clue.

Ask women how many men really know how to get them off with their hands. Same answer.

Doctor Dre · 09-03-2006, 11:57 AM

I have to agree that most woman don't know how to handle a cock with their hands.

Monstaman · 09-03-2006, 11:59 AM

My wife always gets an evil look into her eyes when she's got my penis in her hand ... I love it ...

gangbangjoe · 09-03-2006, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by RawAlex

Becuase 99% of them don't have penises, and they have no clue.

Ask women how many men really know how to get them off with their hands. Same answer.

bingo...

just show her how you like it and you will both get your pleasure

but take the lesson later too if she wants you to change your "style"

Antonio · 09-03-2006, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by RawAlex

Becuase 99% of them don't have penises, and they have no clue.

Ask women how many men really know how to get them off with their hands. Same answer.

first of all you're scaring me, are you telling me that 1% of the women have dicks?? man, I'll never have sex with the lights out again!!!!

the thing is most of their boyfriends teach them how to give good head but never bother to teach them or ask them/show them how to give good handjob - that's the real reason I guess. And good handjob every now and then is priceless (or may be I'm just a hardcore wanker

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Boobzooka · 09-03-2006, 12:08 PM

My theory: Previous generations of women got years of handjob experience before oral/intercourse. Because you can now get BJs in Jr High, this has become a lost art. I'd call it a fair tradeoff.

Barefootsies · 09-03-2006, 12:08 PM

When I was younger that was the case. A lot of them were trying to jerk you off with the fistful of hair they just pulled from your balls.

Now most know how to work it so you can cum on their hand.

Antonio · 09-03-2006, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by DareRing

My theory: Previous generations of women got years of handjob experience before oral/intercourse. Because you can now get BJs in Jr High, this has become a lost art. I'd call it a fair tradeoff.

Good point, the same reason anal sex is called Greek too, coz the Greek women would do anal before marriage but they had to stay virgins before the wedding

tenderobject · 09-03-2006, 12:28 PM

i only had 1-2 girls that are good in handjobs. why handjob if they can use their mouths? much better warmer

Dirty Dane · 09-03-2006, 12:29 PM

because they are right-handed

Cman · 09-03-2006, 12:30 PM

how come you want a handjob in the first place? i mean seriously, i can do that much myself. if a girl is going to do anything with me, one of the 3 holes has to be involved

sickkittens · 09-03-2006, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by exp0sed

how come you want a handjob in the first place? i mean seriously, i can do that much myself. if a girl is going to do anything with me, one of the 3 holes has to be involved

So your logic should be that you don't mind getting head or having sex with a guy?

Jace · 09-03-2006, 12:41 PM

because they don't care

Antonio · 09-03-2006, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by exp0sed

how come you want a handjob in the first place? i mean seriously, i can do that much myself. if a girl is going to do anything with me, one of the 3 holes has to be involved

hell, after three years of yoga you will probably be able to blow yourself too but you wouldn't want to do that, would you???

ok, we're on GFY, you never know ;)

Madame0120 · 09-03-2006, 12:46 PM

She can .. if she sits on your chest ..
it's all about the angle of the dangle

Cman · 09-03-2006, 12:47 PM

I wasn't talking about gays or blowing myself, you guys really need to get out more. All I was saying is that I don't see the big deal about handjobs.

jerseygto · 09-03-2006, 12:48 PM

when i was in H.S in the 80s i got a few good ones when i was bouncer in the mid 90s early 2000s none of em was really good but as long as you cum baby!!! does it really matter HA!

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GatorB · 09-03-2006, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by exp0sed

how come you want a handjob in the first place? i mean seriously, i can do that much myself.

So if you could suck your own dick you wouldn't want a BJ from a chick?

Star 69 · 09-03-2006, 01:28 PM

As for my girlfriend, she's the best in such field. But some girls have no idea how to make a handjob, but i would not say 99%.

E$_manager · 09-03-2006, 01:54 PM

I don't know how to do it.

Grapesoda · 09-03-2006, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Antonio

first of all they always hold your dick like its going to brake any minute from now , and you then get the ones (although not that often thank god) that are pulling it like they want to take it home

I can honestly say that I've had like 2 or 3 girls that were really good, how about you????????

if yer GF gave great head and handjobs where did she learn?

dot1866 · 09-03-2006, 02:39 PM

i will admit outright that my handjobs skills are not so great, but i guess it is because i prefer to use other "job" skills.

Plus, most of us were in highschool when we learned that art, and ANYTHING will get a highschool boy off.

Just make sure you tell/show your girl how you like it; we're all quick studies when it comes to that sort of thing.

rowan · 09-03-2006, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Antonio

first of all they always hold your dick like its going to brake any minute from now , and you then get the ones (although not that often thank god) that are pulling it like they want to take it home

You forgot the ones that get a little enthusiastic and end up bashing your balls with the bottom of their fist.

AdultInsider Cloner · 09-03-2006, 03:49 PM

everyone has to learn... and the big thing is, everyone is different... so maybe she is just rying what worked for the last guy she jerked off.... it's all about openness and communication....just like the rest of sex

ucv.karl · 09-03-2006, 03:51 PM

Sometimes It's like they're strangling a turkey.

69pornlinks · 09-03-2006, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by RawAlex

Becuase 99% of them don't have penises, and they have no clue.

hahah.....

DirtyProfits · 09-03-2006, 04:10 PM

If I could, I'd blow myself just to know how it feels :D

Drake · 09-03-2006, 04:24 PM

The young ones are like that. But by the time they're 20-25, they're usually quite skilled. I'm not sure if that's a good sign either.

Peaches · 09-03-2006, 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Mike33

The young ones are like that. But by the time they're 20-25, they're usually quite skilled. I'm not sure if that's a good sign either.

Wait till we're in our 40's - skilled and our sexual desire is peaking like hell. Just overlook our stretch marks and saggy boobies.

Best way to show a girl how to give you a handjob is do it yourself in front of her or guide her hand. Every guy I've ever been with likes handjobs, blowjobs, sex, touching, etc. different. We can't keep up with all of them!

tranza · 09-03-2006, 06:15 PM

Because they don't have a dick, pretty simple.

But I don't think I've ever had a bad handjob actually.

rodney25 · 09-03-2006, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by ucv.karl

Sometimes It's like they're strangling a turkey.

I guess some are just so excited, that's why.

SabrinaDeep · 09-03-2006, 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Antonio

first of all they always hold your dick like its going to brake any minute from now , and you then get the ones (although not that often thank god) that are pulling it like they want to take it home

I can honestly say that I've had like 2 or 3 girls that were really good, how about you????????

For the same reason why 99% of men don't know how to finger a woman and 60% don't know how to lick a pussy: because who receives, pretends that the giver has got the knowledge of the receiver' own senses. Talk to your girls that give you a bad handjob and let them understand how you feel and how you want it. I do like that, with my men ;-)

Fact is that even if you have given 25,000 handjobs or licked 40,000 pussies, you will always find one dick or one pussy who react differently to stimulation. There is no real knowledge or skill, IMHO: just a bit of talent, if possible, and a lot of passion, communication and respect for the others right to the best of pleasure.

I like to tell my partners how to lick me and touch me: and when they see me aroused as hell they are happy i did it!
Those who feel offended because "i have fingered 25,000 pussies and none of them complained, you must have some problems, babe, now you put me off" are part of natural selection, in my sexual life, and i am happy to leave them feeling put off with their big ego.

Same thing should be for women.
Communication makes sex more kinky and dicks and pussies happier ;-)

E$_manager · 09-03-2006, 07:24 PM

And how many of you can touch a woman in the right places to make her horny. Or just do what you need?

blazi · 09-03-2006, 07:27 PM

none of my girlfriends ever knew how to give proper head, it's the other sluts I was never committed to that did the best job!! you know, the strip club hoes, random party hoes, etc...

blazi · 09-03-2006, 07:28 PM

none of my girlfriends ever knew how to give proper head, it's the other sluts I was never committed to that did the best job!! you know, the strip club hoes, random party hoes, etc...

madawgz · 09-03-2006, 07:28 PM

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E$_manager · 09-03-2006, 08:31 PM

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JD · 09-03-2006, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by RawAlex

Ask women how many men really know how to get them off with their hands. Same answer.

I've been told by the ladies I have very skilled hands

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Trixie · 09-03-2006, 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Peaches

Best way to show a girl how to give you a handjob is do it yourself in front of her or guide her hand. Every guy I've ever been with likes handjobs, blowjobs, sex, touching, etc. different. We can't keep up with all of them!

Yeah! It's funny how guys seem to think all cocks and men are created equal: what works for one guy is no good for another.

Note: the worst handjob my boyfriend ever got was from A GUY. I was there -- it was the worst thing I've ever seen; totally painful to watch and I don't even have a dick. He was way overenthusiastic and was yanking it way too hard. Goes to show that giving handjobs isn't something that comes naturally, even to guys who have given themSELVES a million.

TOURKNOOK · 09-03-2006, 08:39 PM

im a filipino, and im not yet encountered a fiipina that don't know how to hand job, other's are not that so good but they know how to do it

ChrisAnubis · 09-03-2006, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by RawAlex

Becuase 99% of them don't have penises, and they have no clue.

Ask women how many men really know how to get them off with their hands. Same answer.

I have to agree. Women don't have a dick. They don't know what to do or what feels good unless you tell them.

Remember, what you think feels good, isn't necessarily what the guy down the street likes.

Unless you are willing to guide a woman to what you want (this goes for blowjobs too), then it's your own fucking fault for getting a crappy hand (or blow) job.

Vitasoy · 09-03-2006, 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by RawAlex

Becuase 99% of them don't have penises, and they have no clue.

Ask women how many men really know how to get them off with their hands. Same answer.

Pretty much what I was going to say.. that and not enough pratice. Why get a hand job from a girl when you can do it yourself?

L-Pink · 09-03-2006, 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by RawAlex

Becuase 99% of them don't have penises, and they have no clue.

Ask women how many men really know how to get them off with their hands. Same answer.

That 1% bothers me .......

Holly · 09-03-2006, 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Antonio

how come 99% of the women don't know how to give handjobs????

You're not giving us expensive enough presents.

madawgz · 09-03-2006, 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Holly

You're not giving us expensive enough presents.

ill keep that in mind

RevSand · 09-03-2006, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by exp0sed

I wasn't talking about gays or blowing myself, you guys really need to get out more. All I was saying is that I don't see the big deal about handjobs.

You do not see the big deal about women tho since the only ones you ever get are paid for.

Madame0120 · 09-04-2006, 01:49 AM

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Originally Posted by rowan

You forgot the ones that get a little enthusiastic and end up bashing your balls with the bottom of their fist.

YUM! You could always tie them up first.

Ivana Fukalot · 09-04-2006, 02:01 AM

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Originally Posted by gangbangjoe

just show her how you like it and you will both get your pleasure

i agree

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