Its Offical: IRS to Refund $30 to $60 to Everyone w/ a Phone for Illegal Tax - GoFuckYourself.com

minusonebit · 09-05-2006, 09:35 PM

Like most things the IRS does, its slanted towards families with two kids. Single people (that is, the intelligent amoung us) are always left high and dry by this worthless organization. Trust me, you are much better off itemizing these deductions espically if you used long distance service more than a couple of times a month.

"The standard amounts are based on the total number of exemptions claimed on the 2006 federal income tax return. The standard amounts are $30 for a person filing a return with one exemption, $40 for two exemptions, $50 for three exemptions and $60 for four or more exemptions. For example, a married couple filing a joint return with two dependent children (for a total of four exemptions) will be eligible for the maximum standard amount of $60."

"?The easiest way for eligible taxpayers to get their money back is to use the standard amounts,? said IRS Commissioner Mark W. Everson. ?These amounts save taxpayers from locating 41 months of old phone bills and analyzing these bills to determine the taxes paid. We believe the standard amounts are both reasonable and fair.?

Everson is a fucking idiot if he thinks that we paid a mere $30 over 41 months in taxes on our long distance bills. Hell, I may have paid that much in six months on a personal level, and thats not counting the massive spending I did for commercial service in those years. Hell, during two of those years I was doing some heavy duty marketing (trying to sell, of all things, long distance service) and I was racking up a phone bill of $500 every single months on cold calls.

So what about the other 80 years that they have collected this illegal tax? They get to keep those? The courts say yes, I say no. This year, Uncle Sam, I'm gonna really work on padding those deductions.

Full Details: http://www.irs.gov/newsroom/article/...161504,00.html

minusonebit · 09-05-2006, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by IRS

The IRS will refund to you the taxes on long-distance service billed to you for the period after Feb 28, 2003 and before Aug 1, 2006. Taxpayers should request this refund next year when they file their 2006 tax returns.

Fuck that shit.

bl4h · 09-05-2006, 09:47 PM

meh they can keep it. This country needs every penny

AdPatron · 09-05-2006, 09:49 PM

My company pays for our phones, so who cares -lol.

fr0gman · 09-05-2006, 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by JoesTraffic

My company pays for our phones, so who cares -lol.

The Crocodile Hunter cares....

09-05-2006, 09:35 PM	#1
minusonebit So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: [email protected] Posts: 7,391	Its Offical: IRS to Refund $30 to $60 to Everyone w/ a Phone for Illegal Tax Like most things the IRS does, its slanted towards families with two kids. Single people (that is, the intelligent amoung us) are always left high and dry by this worthless organization. Trust me, you are much better off itemizing these deductions espically if you used long distance service more than a couple of times a month. "The standard amounts are based on the total number of exemptions claimed on the 2006 federal income tax return. The standard amounts are $30 for a person filing a return with one exemption, $40 for two exemptions, $50 for three exemptions and $60 for four or more exemptions. For example, a married couple filing a joint return with two dependent children (for a total of four exemptions) will be eligible for the maximum standard amount of $60." "?The easiest way for eligible taxpayers to get their money back is to use the standard amounts,? said IRS Commissioner Mark W. Everson. ?These amounts save taxpayers from locating 41 months of old phone bills and analyzing these bills to determine the taxes paid. We believe the standard amounts are both reasonable and fair.? Everson is a fucking idiot if he thinks that we paid a mere $30 over 41 months in taxes on our long distance bills. Hell, I may have paid that much in six months on a personal level, and thats not counting the massive spending I did for commercial service in those years. Hell, during two of those years I was doing some heavy duty marketing (trying to sell, of all things, long distance service) and I was racking up a phone bill of $500 every single months on cold calls. So what about the other 80 years that they have collected this illegal tax? They get to keep those? The courts say yes, I say no. This year, Uncle Sam, I'm gonna really work on padding those deductions. Full Details: http://www.irs.gov/newsroom/article/...161504,00.html

09-05-2006, 09:47 PM	#3
bl4h Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 1,282	meh they can keep it. This country needs every penny

09-05-2006, 09:49 PM	#4
AdPatron No commissions, no fees. Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: USA Posts: 17,706	My company pays for our phones, so who cares -lol.