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Cory W · 09-07-2006, 12:32 PM

I was really nervous, and knew what I was about to tell her would hurt her.

But like a man, I did it.

"Baby, tonight is the start of the NFL season. Remember the HD I got us? I know it works with "Desperate Housewives," but it is really made for NFL football games."

She has not responded to me yet.

TurboAngel · 09-07-2006, 12:34 PM

Fresh · 09-07-2006, 12:34 PM

i think she'll be back when the seasons over

Kevsh · 09-07-2006, 12:36 PM

Sounds like a good idea for a book:

"How to Explain HD To Your Wife/Girlfriend (Without her realizing it works on her shows too)"

Wiseman · 09-07-2006, 12:39 PM

I have the 52 inch HD plasma downstairs in my basement with paneling. She has the 26 inch Walmart Tv upstairs with the pretty plants and nice couches. it makes these arguements easy.

carol.prime · 09-07-2006, 12:45 PM

You're the man! I admire the guts

Cory W · 09-07-2006, 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wiseman

I have the 52 inch HD plasma downstairs in my basement with paneling and my favorite potpourris.

You go girl.

scotty2hotty1111 · 09-07-2006, 12:52 PM

a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do.

Acne · 09-07-2006, 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WEG Cory

You go girl.

laawwwwlllzzzzz

=^..^= · 09-07-2006, 12:55 PM

you forgot to tell her you'll be expecting cold beer when u hit the sofa!!!

Snake Doctor · 09-07-2006, 12:59 PM

Gooooo Dolphins!!!!!!

Sosa · 09-07-2006, 01:06 PM

wahoo for football

shynfine · 09-07-2006, 01:06 PM

get ready to ruuuuumble

PhillipB · 09-07-2006, 01:08 PM

So are Susan and Edie still fighting over Mike? And what about Lynette? Are the boys still causing trouble for her and Tom?

Oh wait, YOU'RE the one watching football, nevermind. Go Red Sox!

woj · 09-07-2006, 01:12 PM

WalkerTR · 09-07-2006, 01:13 PM

LMAO

Doctor Dre · 09-07-2006, 01:14 PM

Owned ;)

mlove · 09-07-2006, 01:15 PM

In before divorce.

MrCain · 09-07-2006, 01:20 PM

Miss Nancy · 09-07-2006, 01:22 PM

My boyfriend gets the whole basement with his plasma and friends..... I'm happy as long as my inventory of shoes are forever growing.

Mohawk Steve · 09-07-2006, 01:23 PM

Hopefully she lets you still come out and play this weekend.

JayDeeZee · 09-07-2006, 01:25 PM

LOL!!! Way to go!

Michaelious · 09-07-2006, 01:35 PM

She needed to know the truth!

O MARINA · 09-07-2006, 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by APN Philip

So are Susan and Edie still fighting over Mike? And what about Lynette? Are the boys still causing trouble for her and Tom?

Oh wait, YOU'RE the one watching football, nevermind. Go Red Sox!

Phil knows the scoop!!!!!!

jacked · 09-07-2006, 02:01 PM

she's probably stewing over that one... lol

wdsguy · 09-07-2006, 02:07 PM

you are going to sleep alone tonite buddy.

Raja · 09-07-2006, 02:20 PM

Corey let's distract the girls on Sunday with a couples day. Couples day will feature you and I watching football while the girls talk about Grey's Anatomy over a hot stove.

axelcat · 09-07-2006, 02:44 PM

good one

Harley Girl · 09-07-2006, 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WEG Cory

I was really nervous, and knew what I was about to tell her would hurt her.

But like a man, I did it.

"Baby, tonight is the start of the NFL season. Remember the HD I got us? I know it works with "Desperate Housewives," but it is really made for NFL football games."

She has not responded to me yet.

soooo mean.... how could you say that to your girl Cory?

i know what would make her feel better.... a nice new flat screen TV for the bedroom... so she can watch her shows while you are watching football...lol

oh.... and..... a new Tiffany's braclet...

Elli · 09-07-2006, 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raja

Corey let's distract the girls on Sunday with a couples day. Couples day will feature you and I watching football while the girls talk about Grey's Anatomy over a hot stove.

Somebody enjoys a little arsenic with his texmex dip, I can tell

Honez · 09-07-2006, 03:02 PM

Am I the only female that has never watched Desperate Housewives?

avolongold · 09-07-2006, 03:05 PM

lol, wives and girlfriends dread football season

Vitasoy · 09-07-2006, 04:26 PM

Keeping the pimp hand strong

$5 submissions · 09-07-2006, 04:28 PM

The HD was designed from the ground up for NFL games and viewing The Sopranos........ according to secret files obtained surreptitiously from Samsung, Philips, and Sony. (wink)

tony286 · 09-07-2006, 04:29 PM

be strong

Tell her to make you wings for the game lol

kristin · 09-07-2006, 04:30 PM

GO STEELERS!!

Can't wait for the start of the season and no better team to kick it off!

pussyluver · 09-07-2006, 04:31 PM

Blowjob or football? What's your choice?

reynold · 09-07-2006, 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pussyluver

Blowjob or football? What's your choice?

You can't always ask for replays on football games.

Spunky · 09-07-2006, 06:22 PM

When will women realize most men need sports in their lives..if they can't accept it..fuck em

Sparks · 09-07-2006, 06:24 PM

Lol that's funny

msan · 09-07-2006, 07:59 PM

Buy a new TV...

betabomb · 09-07-2006, 08:11 PM

women get what they need

NaughtyAllie · 09-07-2006, 08:11 PM

Oh my God that is so funny. Poor girl

I hope she's doing ok.

Mr. Romance · 09-07-2006, 08:13 PM

LMAO....you are a word smith and I was thinking you did something stupid to that nice girl...

Nice

MR. Romance

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-07-2006, 09:05 PM

Owned.

sniperwolf · 09-07-2006, 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WEG Cory

You go girl.

I was seriously reading this thread.. back then lol

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 09-07-2006, 09:56 PM

Try doing her doggie-style over the coffee table facing the game on the TV...

It's basically a win-win solution.

You bust a nut, lay back on the couch - she's happy and full of energy, and goes to fetch the next round of snacks and drinks...I love football season.

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free4porn · 09-07-2006, 09:59 PM

Your doing the right thing Cory!!

rodney25 · 09-07-2006, 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WEG Cory

I was really nervous, and knew what I was about to tell her would hurt her.

But like a man, I did it.

"Baby, tonight is the start of the NFL season. Remember the HD I got us? I know it works with "Desperate Housewives," but it is really made for NFL football games."

She has not responded to me yet.

I hope she's kind enough to understand.

Deraj · 09-07-2006, 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wiseman

I have the 52 inch HD plasma downstairs in my basement with paneling. She has the 26 inch Walmart Tv upstairs with the pretty plants and nice couches. it makes these arguements easy.

After that weekend (week) we had in Chelan, it was a godsend to sit and watch that TV and chill in your basement.

You guys are frickin Awesome!

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