Ever had the "When I was a kid I had too" talk from your parents?

[Anthony]

I got this from my Babies Mama and wanted to share... I'm gonna use some of this!

A bit of cross generational humor.

TGIF

When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious
diatribes about how hard things were when they were growing
up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning, uphill
BOTH ways... yadda, yadda, yadda.
And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in
hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on my kids about
how hard I had it and how easy they've got it!

BUT NOW THAT I'm over the ripe old age of thirty, I can't help but look
around and notice the youth of today. You've got it so easy! I mean,
compared to my childhood, you live in a damned Utopia! And I hate to say, it
but you kids today, you don't know just how good you've got it!

I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have The Internet. If we wanted to know
something, we had to go to the damn library and look it up ourselves, in the
card catalog!!

There was no email! We had to actually write somebody a letter... With a
pen! Then you had to walk all the way across the street and put it
in the mailbox and it would take like a week to get there!

There were no MP3's or Napsters! If you wanted to steal music, you had to
hitchhike to the damn record store and shoplift it yourself! Or you
had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio and the DJ would
usually talk over the beginning and screw it all up!

And talk about hardship? You couldn't just download porn! You had to steal
it from your brother or bribe some homeless dude to buy
you a copy of "Hustler" at the 7-11! Those were your options!

We didn't have fancy crap like Call Waiting! If you were on the phone and
somebody else called they got a busy signal, that's it! And we didn't have
fancy Caller ID Boxes either! When the phone rang, you had no idea who it
was! It could be your school, your mom, your boss, your
bookie, a collections agent, you just didn't know!!! You had to pick it up
and take your chances, mister!

Don't get me started on the cell phone for kids issue. We have all fallen
into the trap of "it's for their safety". But it is amazing that we came
and went and never had a phone on us and we all lived. A cell phone, hell,
back then phones at home still had cords on them. Imagine being tied to one
spot. Roaming charges... yeah, we had those... when we strayed too far from
home we got charged with it and got our butts beat... there are some
roaming charges for you!

We didn't have any fancy Sony Playstation video games with high-resolution
3-D graphics! We had the Atari 2600! With games like "Space Invaders" and
"asteroids" and the graphics sucked a$$! Your guy was a little square! You
actually had to use your imagination! And there
were no multiple levels or screens, it was just one screen forever, and you
could never win. The game just kept getting harder and harder and faster
and faster until you died! Just like LIFE!

Nowadays kids have a million activities after school and on the weekends
that they need to be taken to. When we were young, our Mom's didn't take us
anywhere, except to the grocery store (and back then they didn't even have
to take us in, they could just leave us in the car!). Heck they didn't even
drive us to school... Your transportation was your stinking little feet.
Not to mention they would never have paid money for
al of those activities. We were told, "What do you think? We are just made
of money?" The answer was no, and we walked to where we wanted to go.

When you went to the movie theater there no such thing as stadium seating!
All the seats were the same height! If a tall guy or some old broad with a
hat sat in front of you and you couldn't see, you were just screwed!

Sure, we had cable television, but back then that was only like 15 channels
and there was no on screen menu and no remote control! You
had to use a little book called a TV Guide to find out what was on! You
were screwed when it came to channel surfing! You had to get off your
a$$ and walk over to the TV to change the channel and there was no Cartoon
Network either! You could only get cartoons on Saturday Morning. Do you
hear what I'm saying!?! We had to wait ALL WEEK for cartoons, you spoiled
little rat-bastards!

And now there are DVD players in the cars! God forbid they just stare out
the window like we did. Now Mom's can't say, "If you don't behave,
I am going to come across this seat and beat your butt". No, because they
would hit their heads on the damn DVD player!

And we didn't have microwaves, if we wanted to heat something up, we had
to use the stove or go build a frigging fire... Imagine that! If we
wanted popcorn, we had to use that Stupid Jiffy Pop thing and shake it over
the stove forever like an idiot.

That's exactly what I'm talking about!'

You guys wouldn't have lasted five minutes back in 1980!


Regards,
The 30+ crowd

[carol.prime]

oh my... you remind me of my father

kidding aside, I guess life would be much easier 10 years from now due to continuous innovation of technology and I would be saying the same thing to the younger generations by that time

[RuthB]

LOL that's good!

[Anthony]

Thanks Carol and Ruth!

[Monstaman]

I can hear myself now

[com]

motherfucking napster machines

[Nickatilynx]

Good rant.... LOL

[reynold]

Nice. Pretty entertaining article there, man.

[american pervert]

when i was a kid we put asians in interment camps

[pornguy]

Fuck that is true. I remember the first tv's with a remote. It made a clicking sound. and if a truck of just the right size ( and there were plenty of them ) rumbeled by, the dam tv changed chanel, or turned off.

[betabomb]

1 corinthians 13:11

[Barefootsies]

Bravo

[Anthony]

Originally Posted by american pervert

when i was a kid we put asians in interment camps

Fucker.

[TSGlider]

Hell, I think it was a lot easier growing up back then.