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Sexsitesurfer · 09-08-2006, 01:06 AM

Ted Nugent on Deer Hunting

Ted was being interviewed by a French journalist. The journalist asked, "What do you think is the last thought in the head of a deer before you shoot him? Is it, "Are you my friend?" or is it "Are you the one who killed my brother?"'

Nugent replied, "Deer aren't capable of that kind of thinking. All they care about is, "What am I going to eat next, who am I going to screw next, and can I run fast enough to get away. They are very much like the French."

notabook · 09-08-2006, 01:10 AM

lol... pretty close to what he actually said. As per The Independent on Sunday:

"What do these deer think when they see you coming?" I ask him. "Here comes the nice guy who puts out our dinner? Or, there's the man that shot my brother?"

"I don't think they're capable of either of those thoughts, you Limey asshole. They're only interested in three things: the best place to eat, having sex and how quickly they can run away. Much like the French."

Sexsitesurfer · 09-08-2006, 01:12 AM

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Originally Posted by notabook

lol... pretty close to what he actually said. As per The Independent on Sunday:

"What do these deer think when they see you coming?" I ask him. "Here comes the nice guy who puts out our dinner? Or, there's the man that shot my brother?"

"I don't think they're capable of either of those thoughts, you Limey asshole. They're only interested in three things: the best place to eat, having sex and how quickly they can run away. Much like the French."

He's a friendly guy!!!!

09-08-2006, 01:06 AM	#1
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09-08-2006, 01:10 AM	#2
notabook Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Not a Library! Posts: 9,748	lol... pretty close to what he actually said. As per The Independent on Sunday: "What do these deer think when they see you coming?" I ask him. "Here comes the nice guy who puts out our dinner? Or, there's the man that shot my brother?" "I don't think they're capable of either of those thoughts, you Limey asshole. They're only interested in three things: the best place to eat, having sex and how quickly they can run away. Much like the French." __________________