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Old 09-07-2006, 09:25 AM   #1
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Tgif!!

A blonde gets in an elevator and sees a man standing there. She tells him, "TGIF, sir," to which he replies, "S-H-I-T, ma'am." Surprised, she replies, "Excuse me, I was just trying to be nice , TGIF stands for 'Thank goodness it's Friday.' The man replies, "SHIT stands for 'Sorry honey it's Thursday.'
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Old 09-07-2006, 09:29 AM   #2
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hmkay...............
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Old 09-07-2006, 09:32 AM   #3
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LOL, that is fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunny!!
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Old 09-07-2006, 09:35 AM   #4
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hmkay...............
Got a better blonde joke there?.....spanky
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Old 09-07-2006, 09:47 AM   #5
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* A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blond came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
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Old 09-07-2006, 09:51 AM   #6
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That's not bad!
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Old 09-07-2006, 08:36 PM   #7
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sounds ok... not that bad
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Old 09-07-2006, 08:38 PM   #8
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* A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blond came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

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Old 09-07-2006, 08:48 PM   #9
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lol Nice joke!
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Old 09-07-2006, 09:33 PM   #10
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hehe that gave me a chuckle
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Old 09-07-2006, 09:42 PM   #11
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Friday is Genetic for TERROR!!!!!
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Old 09-07-2006, 09:43 PM   #12
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Old 09-07-2006, 09:43 PM   #13
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Old 09-07-2006, 10:10 PM   #14
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Old 09-07-2006, 11:36 PM   #15
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TGIF!!!




and thanks for that funny joke!
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Old 09-07-2006, 11:41 PM   #16
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I hate dumb blonde jokes, but I got a chuckle out of that one lol
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Old 09-08-2006, 05:56 AM   #17
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A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs,
and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying
that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.

Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"

"HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs!"
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