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JayDeeZee · 09-07-2006, 09:25 AM

A blonde gets in an elevator and sees a man standing there. She tells him, "TGIF, sir," to which he replies, "S-H-I-T, ma'am." Surprised, she replies, "Excuse me, I was just trying to be nice , TGIF stands for 'Thank goodness it's Friday.' The man replies, "SHIT stands for 'Sorry honey it's Thursday.'

u-Bob · 09-07-2006, 09:29 AM

hmkay...............

blazi · 09-07-2006, 09:32 AM

LOL, that is fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunny!!

JayDeeZee · 09-07-2006, 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by u-Bob

hmkay...............

Got a better blonde joke there?.....spanky

u-Bob · 09-07-2006, 09:47 AM

* A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blond came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

JayDeeZee · 09-07-2006, 09:51 AM

That's not bad!

nAtuRaLbEautY · 09-07-2006, 08:36 PM

sounds ok... not that bad

JD · 09-07-2006, 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by u-Bob

* A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blond came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

omg...

reynold · 09-07-2006, 08:48 PM

lol Nice joke!

Vitasoy · 09-07-2006, 09:33 PM

hehe that gave me a chuckle

MaddCaz · 09-07-2006, 09:42 PM

Friday is Genetic for TERROR!!!!!

madawgz · 09-07-2006, 09:43 PM

haha

PAC Media · 09-07-2006, 09:43 PM

WORD!

free4porn · 09-07-2006, 10:10 PM

lol

rodney25 · 09-07-2006, 11:36 PM

TGIF!!!

and thanks for that funny joke!

notabook · 09-07-2006, 11:41 PM

I hate dumb blonde jokes, but I got a chuckle out of that one lol

JayDeeZee · 09-08-2006, 05:56 AM

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs,
and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying
that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.

Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"

"HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs!"

09-07-2006, 09:25 AM	#1
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09-07-2006, 09:47 AM	#5
u-Bob there's no $$$ in porn Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: icq: 195./568.-230 (btw: not getting offline msgs) Posts: 33,063	* A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blond came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

09-07-2006, 08:48 PM	#9
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	lol Nice joke!

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09-08-2006, 05:56 AM	#17
JayDeeZee Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,595	A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?" "HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs!" __________________