If you ever get caught speeding...... - GoFuckYourself.com

loco12 · 09-08-2006, 02:16 PM

If you ever get pulled over for speeding!

A police officer pulls a bloke over for speeding and has the following exchange:

Officer: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended for speeding.

Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle?

Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?

Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?

Driver: Yes mate. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the boot.

Officer: There's a BODY in the BOOT?!?!?

Driver: Yes, mate.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his back up. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the inspector approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

Inspector: Sir, can I see your license?

Driver: Sure. Here it is.

It was valid.

Captain: Who's car is this?

Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration papers.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?

Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.

Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: Would you mind opening your boot? I was told you said there's a body in it.

Driver: No problem.

Boot is opened; no body.

Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the boot.

Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying bastard told you I was speeding, as well.

xcitecash · 09-08-2006, 02:19 PM

Gonna so try that one

Deej · 09-08-2006, 02:22 PM

coulda used that about 4 fuckin months ago.... thasnks for the laugh anyway

wdsguy · 09-08-2006, 02:32 PM

haha nice one

Dragar · 09-08-2006, 02:34 PM

if you get caught speeding before th cop approches let out a huge fart then when he asks just say you shit your pants
One quick wiff and he will send you on your way

Yngwie · 09-08-2006, 02:39 PM

lmao.............

Adult Warden · 09-08-2006, 02:52 PM

hahah good one

Vitasoy · 09-08-2006, 09:43 PM

haha that cracked me up

notabook · 09-08-2006, 09:48 PM

Funny shit lmao? yet if you were to try that in America you?d have several broken ribs after being tazered for five minutes straight.

Spunky · 09-08-2006, 10:02 PM

I never heard of a trunk called a boot before

budz · 09-08-2006, 10:04 PM

lol niice

woj · 09-08-2006, 10:23 PM

09-08-2006, 02:16 PM	#1
loco12 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Dorset, UK Posts: 638	If you ever get caught speeding...... If you ever get pulled over for speeding! A police officer pulls a bloke over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended for speeding. Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle? Driver: It's not my car. I stole it. Officer: The car is stolen? Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there. Officer: There's a gun in the glove box? Driver: Yes mate. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the boot. Officer: There's a BODY in the BOOT?!?!? Driver: Yes, mate. Hearing this, the officer immediately called his back up. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the inspector approached the driver to handle the tense situation: Inspector: Sir, can I see your license? Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid. Captain: Who's car is this? Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration papers. Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it? Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box. Captain: Would you mind opening your boot? I was told you said there's a body in it. Driver: No problem. Boot is opened; no body. Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the boot. Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying bastard told you I was speeding, as well.

09-08-2006, 02:22 PM	#3
Deej I make pixels work Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: I live here... Posts: 24,386	coulda used that about 4 fuckin months ago.... thasnks for the laugh anyway __________________ Deej's Designs n' What Not Hit me up for Design, CSS & Photo Retouching Icq#30096880

09-08-2006, 02:34 PM	#5
Dragar Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,079	if you get caught speeding before th cop approches let out a huge fart then when he asks just say you shit your pants One quick wiff and he will send you on your way __________________

09-08-2006, 02:39 PM	#6
Yngwie I am an Alien from space Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 11,118	lmao............. __________________ ICQ: 16544251 - Skype: gator37 @ eastlink.ca - email: yngwie @ isys.ca

09-08-2006, 09:43 PM	#8
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	haha that cracked me up __________________ [email protected]

09-08-2006, 02:19 PM	#2
xcitecash Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Cambridge UK Posts: 801	Gonna so try that one

09-08-2006, 02:32 PM	#4
wdsguy Ryde or Die Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: California-Shanghai Posts: 19,568	haha nice one

09-08-2006, 02:52 PM	#7
Adult Warden So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Orlando, FL Posts: 1,822	hahah good one

09-08-2006, 09:48 PM	#9
notabook Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Not a Library! Posts: 9,748	Funny shit lmao? yet if you were to try that in America you?d have several broken ribs after being tazered for five minutes straight. __________________

09-08-2006, 10:02 PM	#10
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,944	I never heard of a trunk called a boot before __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

09-08-2006, 10:04 PM	#11
budz Disruptive Innovator Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Vegas Posts: 4,230	lol niice __________________ C:\Code\ C:\Code\Run\

09-08-2006, 10:23 PM	#12
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