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Fred Quimby · 10-08-2006, 05:23 AM

"My client is tired of being the butt of jokes about his sexuality," said Mr. Cruise' attorney Marvin Keister. "The Mission Insertable butt plug is offensive not only on its face but also in its subversion of an orifice that Scientologists believe is next to godliness.

pinkz · 10-08-2006, 05:24 AM

arse! who the fuck would want tom cruise up theirs

martinsc · 10-08-2006, 05:45 AM

Quagmire · 10-08-2006, 05:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pinkz

arse! who the fuck would want tom cruise up theirs

I can only assume that gay guys like to fuck crazy 'chicks' too.

You know the girl you wouldn't let your friends meet, you wouldn't bring home (god forbid she knew where you lived) but you go to her house and fuck her crazy brains out because she's a dirty kinky whore?

SkeetSkeet · 10-08-2006, 08:08 AM

wow what people will buy

BoyAlley · 10-08-2006, 08:15 AM

Lawds Mercy!

That's uhm.

Hrm.

Hot!

I want one I want one I want one!

Violetta · 10-08-2006, 09:11 AM

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BoyAlley · 10-08-2006, 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockatansky

mission insertable hahahahahaha

AmtrPhotographer407 · 10-08-2006, 10:48 AM

But for them to be mass producing, there must be a market... I think someone made a huge

cyberstar · 10-08-2006, 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Lawds Mercy!

That's uhm.

Hrm.

Hot!

I want one I want one I want one!

put it on your xmas wish list

RayBonga · 10-08-2006, 10:54 AM

OMFG

Where is BoyAlley?

ImLost · 10-08-2006, 10:56 AM

that is pretty funny

GrouchyAdmin · 10-08-2006, 10:56 AM

Fred -

I still love your stop motion sig. That is awesome.

GlamourGirlContent · 10-08-2006, 10:56 AM

SomeCreep · 10-08-2006, 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fred Quimby

He's in for a stinkin' good time.

Spunky · 10-08-2006, 11:09 AM

That is disturbing

gecko · 10-08-2006, 11:12 PM

haha nice

Vitasoy · 10-09-2006, 12:03 AM

You gotta be kidding me.. lol

marketsmart · 10-09-2006, 12:11 AM

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grusthumbs · 10-09-2006, 01:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

That is disturbing

Thats one way to put it

fallenmuffin · 10-09-2006, 01:08 AM

This thread is highly disturbing

TGPturnkeys · 10-09-2006, 04:14 AM

hehe, funny

Wiggles · 10-09-2006, 04:34 AM

haha that will be a big seller in the gay community!

bobby666 · 10-09-2006, 04:38 AM

no scientology, not even in my ass!

AnnaSucks · 10-09-2006, 04:46 AM

Quote:

L. Ron Hubbard taught Scientologists to respect their large?and their small?colons as the pathway to better physical and mental health; and although Mr. Cruise endorses regular high colonic cleansing and Vitamin K enemas, he is offended by the notion of butt plugs in general and of those with his face on them in particular.

That is funny....

u-Bob · 10-09-2006, 05:03 AM

lol

Booger · 10-09-2006, 05:38 AM

quimby ..where you been? havent seen you at the poker tourneys latley?

Spankys Teens · 10-09-2006, 06:18 AM

hehehehe, that's funny

Alright, so who of you have got one?
Come on lads, be honest

gooddomains · 10-09-2006, 06:33 AM

I'd hit it

Dragar · 10-09-2006, 06:35 AM

I put one up my ass and farted it out

lambpie · 10-09-2006, 06:44 AM

quality, if i wasnt worried about being sued i'd sell em!

free4porn · 10-09-2006, 08:36 AM

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E$_manager · 10-09-2006, 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockatansky

mission insertable hahahahahaha

squishypimp · 10-09-2006, 09:47 AM

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