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Fizzgig · 09-16-2006, 05:01 AM

A Man goes into a bar and sits down, he sees a sign that says "Ask about free drinks for life" so he casually asks the bartender. The bartender says "Well no one has ever done it but what have to do is drink this entire bottle of pepper vodka, then help the alligator out back with his bad tooth before going upstairs to the please the lady who has never had an orgasm."

The guy goes back to drinking but after a couple drinks he gets up, downs the vodka and heads out back to the alligator. Everyone in the bar stops talking and listens. They hear a loud chomp, the man screams and then there is a lot of russling around before they hear the most god awful inhuman sound they've ever heard, then complete silence.

They all hang their heads for a moment of silence when the door bursts open and the man walks out, his clothes tattered. He stumbles over to the bartender and says

"now where'd you say that woman with the bad tooth was "

Ace_luffy · 09-16-2006, 05:37 PM

Sveindt Beindt · 09-16-2006, 05:45 PM

HammerALL · 09-16-2006, 05:52 PM

LOL - saw it coming a little bit - but still really good joke

woj · 09-16-2006, 05:54 PM

Aquarius · 09-16-2006, 06:00 PM

squishypimp · 09-16-2006, 06:03 PM

lol very funny

gecko · 09-16-2006, 10:56 PM

digifan · 09-16-2006, 10:59 PM

1orglaugh

Vitasoy · 09-17-2006, 01:50 AM

heh that cracked me up

martinsc · 09-17-2006, 01:52 AM

msan · 09-17-2006, 01:57 AM

Hahaha funny!

GeorgeM · 09-17-2006, 04:46 AM

Lol

u-Bob · 09-17-2006, 04:49 AM

old but funny

BlueDesignStudios · 09-17-2006, 05:07 AM

saw that one coming from a country mile

Freaky_Akula · 09-17-2006, 05:19 AM

WalkerTR · 09-17-2006, 05:45 AM

LMAO

butterflybucks · 09-17-2006, 05:52 AM

haha, good one!

DWB · 09-17-2006, 06:04 AM

cute joke.

i wonder how he got the tail out of the way to nail the gator? maybe flipped him on his back and ties him down. hmmmm. give me something to sleep on.

Nicolas · 09-17-2006, 06:14 AM

hehe

MrCain · 09-17-2006, 07:16 AM

Basic_man · 09-17-2006, 07:16 AM

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gooddomains · 09-17-2006, 07:35 AM

bestiality at its best

gooddomains · 09-17-2006, 07:41 AM

that's a nasty one

anna28s · 09-17-2006, 07:44 AM

Waveu6410 · 09-17-2006, 07:47 AM

nice!

gooddomains · 09-17-2006, 07:49 AM

but I really like it

MandyBlake · 09-17-2006, 08:26 AM

that was gross.

Elixir · 09-17-2006, 12:41 PM

old but it's always funny !

bobby666 · 09-17-2006, 01:03 PM

haha a funny joke

E$_manager · 09-17-2006, 01:18 PM

Yes, very funny, thank you!

sharp · 09-17-2006, 01:38 PM

hahahaha

Dagwolf · 09-17-2006, 02:50 PM

I have too much respect for Steve Irwin to make the obvious comment.

rodney25 · 09-17-2006, 03:12 PM

Great! Thanks for the laugh, pal!

Yngwie · 09-17-2006, 03:15 PM

lmao! that's a good one.

bdld · 09-17-2006, 08:01 PM

haha good one

notabook · 09-17-2006, 08:12 PM

Hahaha! Nothing is better than bestiality jokes, well, other than being the one participating in the act.

09-16-2006, 05:01 AM	#1
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