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My Suspicious Mind Landed me in the Shit!
My wife is currently on a 13 week residential training course (ambulance service). She only comes home at weekends. She is now 4 weeks into the course and this weekend I noticed that she was being very protective of her mobile phone. I did not mention anything, as I trust her 101%.
But things were getting little too obvious to me that she really was trying to hid something from me. I decided that I would get up really early one morning and find her phone and investigate. I lokked in her usual places where she puts her phne at night tim, but I could not find it!!. I then decided to ask her where it was, so I can upload some new photos and tunes to it. "dont worry about it....do it later!" she said. I then caught her coming out of our bathroom with her phone in her hand. "Where was your phone this morning?", I asked her. "It was under my pillow" she replied. "ummm. no it was not" I told her. I then explained that I was trying to find it and looked everywhere. We then had an argument about my lack of trust etc etc etc. I tried to explain to her that I do trust her, but I wanted to know why she lied about the whereabouts of her phone this morning. She then burst into tears and explained that she was planning a romantic weekend away at a 5 star hotel that one of her new friends parents run. I had ruined her perfect gift to me for being such a wonderful husband. I am looking after 3 kids at home and doing a full time job + porn work. I did feel a little guilty!!! Shit!! We have now made up. Are we still going away for the weekend???? Don't think so!!! Leroy
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man oh man, don't always expect bad things to come out, sometimes you just need to hold to yourself.....
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the old "planning a romantic weekend away " excuse , that's the oldest one in the book
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owned, owned, where is the owned pic?
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sorry to hear that
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Yes I believe her.
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women are very smart
she probably bought a second phone and messaged herself to be sure she had a backup plan |
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That's the least of your problems.... you misspelled Leah LUV's name on your Exquisite Teens site!
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Damn not good at all!
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Hey i don't want to be asshole, but i think its possible that he has lied about the hotel and stuff....
or even if she was really planing that it may be not for you? just thinking.... |
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i find it very hard to trust women...or anyone really. i trust my girlfriend but also trust that she is very capable of breaking that trust.
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i would still be jealous
but hey it is just me :D
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you owned yourself bro
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Leroy, you need to trust your wife. That would be better.
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hey man let me tell you what happened with me an my "soon to be ex wife". I was in the navy and everything was perfect, she was at home and I was stationed in Pensacola for a bit. Anyhow, my enlistment ended and I went back to CT. I started making Corporate/Mainstream sites and working out of the office. Then I was granted a job in the adult industry. Anyhow, I started noticing my wife acting the same way, always hiding her phone, always being secrative, it was bugging me and I had that deep suspicion. Anyhoot, things got worse. I was going to bed around midnight every night and would feel her come to bed around six or seven am. I was never able to find her phone, and she started shutting doors to have conversations with her friends. Well one night I couldnt take it anymore, I finally got a hold of the phone to find MANY guys phone numbers. I didnt say anything and figured i would catch her one way or the other. Then when I was on myspace, I come across a profile from south carolina, I started looking and it was pictures of mine and my wifes friend. she was a hot little tart and yet so was my wife but thats besides the point. I start reading the comments and its I love you sooo much ext ext. Apparently this "imposter" had an online boyfriend which she never met. They kept planning to meet (he was in SC also where my wifes father was from) and something always got in the way. Anyhow, i looked at the pictures of "her ass" guess what, i found my business content that hadnt even been posted yet. I then knew it was my wifes profile. So the next time I go to bed i decided to stay awake. Sure enough not 20 minutes after I crash I hear typing on my keyboard, I wait a little longer then her phone rings. I wait about 15 minutes until I hear her say I love you then i bust out the door to find her fucking herself with a dildo to another mans voice. I took her phone out of her hand, told the guy this was her husband and ran out the door to smash it (it was raining) she chased me out of our apartment screaming no no no, and i smashed the fuckin phone. She was so caught up in her "alternate life" that she actually ran outside completely naked to stop me from destroying the phone. She fell to the ground crying and i walked past her. i then went inside and threw every fucking piece of clothing of hers down to the street and told her to get the fuck out. The divorce will be over December 4th thank god, but let me tell you. dont feel guilty about suspecting the worst, because the majority of the time, your gut feeling is right.
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she was probably lieing to ya.
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bitch is lieing
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hey guys dont worry, im in thailand and forgot alllll about the stupid cunt
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wow that sucks
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Treat her a surprise date instead.
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You know, legally she could have got you arested for throwing her stuff out. Sure she deserved it in all, but still you got pretty lucky.
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