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Big Tit · 10-04-2006, 05:57 PM

Way off topic and I know but in dire need of help.

I have been eating large amounts of cheese lately for one reason or another. My ass is screaming to let loose but my intestines are not cooperating. I have tried ExLax and the like but I think the liquid stink is backed up behing the solid massive wall of excrament. Any ideas how to pop the cork and let it rip?

BusterBunny · 10-04-2006, 06:01 PM

boyalley will jackhammer it loose for $5 hit him up

bl4h · 10-04-2006, 06:04 PM

TimBlaze · 10-04-2006, 06:07 PM

i know it sounds counterproductive but eat another brick of cheese, some corn (swallowed whole) and then take some exlax chocolates (they taste good its cool)

then take pics of the result

AgentCash · 10-04-2006, 06:09 PM

Eat a few bags of sugar-free chocolate candy followed by a jar of sliced hot cherry peppers. Stay near a toilet for the following 48 hours.

shekinah · 10-04-2006, 06:20 PM

Drink some tea It'll help! tried that and came out successfully...

notabook · 10-04-2006, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by AgentCash

Eat a few bags of sugar-free chocolate candy followed by a jar of sliced hot cherry peppers. Stay near a toilet for the following 48 hours.

Just the sliced hot peppers would do it for me. What does the sugar-free chocolate candy do?

marketsmart · 10-04-2006, 07:00 PM

you need to eat LOTS of fruits...try it

L-Pink · 10-04-2006, 07:00 PM

Get a slide-rule and work it out.

Imortyl Pussycat · 10-04-2006, 07:02 PM

lotsa grape juice - 100% juice with the grape seed extract

AgentCash · 10-04-2006, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by notabook

Just the sliced hot peppers would do it for me. What does the sugar-free chocolate candy do?

It appeases the Lord God Archiot so that he may allow the cherry peppers to do their work.

BoyAlley · 10-04-2006, 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by BusterBunny

boyalley will jackhammer it loose for $5 hit him up

GURL he gotta have that all douched out before Teh BoyAlley would go anywhere near it.

spasmo · 10-04-2006, 11:08 PM

On the off chance you're actually serious, Ex-Lax or something similar. But STAY HOME after you take it.

And drink plenty of water after that...

Trixxxia · 10-04-2006, 11:10 PM

Go to your local 'natural' store and get either Aloe pills or Aloe gel. Drink and stay close to the washroom

BusterBunny · 10-04-2006, 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

GURL he gotta have that all douched out before Teh BoyAlley would go anywhere near it.

slacker

notabook · 10-04-2006, 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AgentCash

It appeases the Lord God Archiot so that he may allow the cherry peppers to do their work.

Interesting... most interesting! I must store that information in my memorybank.

BIGTYMER · 10-04-2006, 11:21 PM

Go to store and by some Fleet® Phospho-soda. You'll be shitting in 10-20 minutes max. Mix it with ginger ale of the taste bothers you.

spunkmaster · 10-04-2006, 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by BigTymer

Go to store and by some Fleet® Phospho-soda. You'll be shitting in 10-20 minutes max. Mix it with ginger ale of the taste bothers you.

Bingo !

That's what the hospital gives you before you get surgery !

spunkmaster · 10-04-2006, 11:36 PM

If you're really impacted like my son was after he ate a whole block of cheeze then you need something like castor oil to soften things up.

StuBradley · 10-04-2006, 11:46 PM

tony286 · 10-04-2006, 11:58 PM

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Originally Posted by BigTymer

Go to store and by some Fleet® Phospho-soda. You'll be shitting in 10-20 minutes max. Mix it with ginger ale of the taste bothers you.

yep liquid plumber lol

BIGTYMER · 10-05-2006, 03:39 AM

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Originally Posted by tony404

yep liquid plumber lol

LOL! Yeah for sure.

msan · 10-05-2006, 06:44 PM

How about prune juice, it's effective.

AdultInsider Cloner · 10-05-2006, 06:46 PM

water and exercise

reynold · 10-05-2006, 09:38 PM

Drink enough fruitjuices; they can help loosening up your vowel.

rodney25 · 10-05-2006, 10:31 PM

How are you doing now? Anyway, bale fruit can be a very effective laxative. It cleans and tones up the intestines & gives constipation relief.

10-04-2006, 05:57 PM	#1
Big Tit So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: S. Florida Posts: 119	Cures for acute and painful constipation? Help appreciated. Way off topic and I know but in dire need of help. I have been eating large amounts of cheese lately for one reason or another. My ass is screaming to let loose but my intestines are not cooperating. I have tried ExLax and the like but I think the liquid stink is backed up behing the solid massive wall of excrament. Any ideas how to pop the cork and let it rip?

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TimBlaze Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,625	i know it sounds counterproductive but eat another brick of cheese, some corn (swallowed whole) and then take some exlax chocolates (they taste good its cool) then take pics of the result __________________ Roll that shit, light that shit,

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Trixxxia Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Montreal, Canada Posts: 5,600	Go to your local 'natural' store and get either Aloe pills or Aloe gel. Drink and stay close to the washroom

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