What To Expect At An AVN Show

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Reverend Donny wants you to believe that he loves you all, that why he is telling his followers this about the AVN show in Las Vegas:

Here I go with some examples from this past AVN show in Las Vegas:

1. In one display area there were videos playing where young ladies put suction cups on their genitals. These cups sucked said genitals so hard they began to swell to several times their normal size. The resulting images and videos showed vaginas that were horribly deformed. Sound good to you? (visit *********.com for help if it does)

2. In another display there were devices being sold that looked like pogo sticks. On part of this "pogo stick" was a penis. The intent of this object is for a woman to place it inside herself and bounce on it. The people selling this item were rather hairy and sweaty. Turned on yet? No? Okay, let me see if I can do better.

3. How about videos of machines that are made strictly to have sex with women? A dildo is placed on the end of a mechanical device that rotates at several thousand RPMs, rapidly penetrating a model on the other end. Do I have you going yet?

You mean you're not turned on? Your stomach is churning? I know how you feel, because the first time I was at the show I felt sick to my stomach as well. But it really sucks that I've already grossed you out because I haven't even told you about some of the most depraved forms of entertainment being shown on the floor.

I haven't told you about the transsexual who was wandering the floor in his pink dress with his penis hanging out for all to see. I bet that would have moved you, right? I haven't told you about the objects being sold that are meant to inflict pain on genitals of both men and women, along with the graphic photographs meant to portray how those objects are to be used. I haven't told you about...

Maybe I am jaded, but things were not so wild the past five times I have been to the AVN show. They prohibit nudity on the floor, and while it IS an adult show, things are pretty tame by adult industry standards.

I guess this is how Donny is going to expolit the adult industry for profit, by telling sensationalized salacious stories for the porn-thirsty Christian masses.

A bit different from how he has tried to project his conversion thus far...

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