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fibble · 10-14-2006, 12:44 AM

There was a guy who had a pair of ultra-shiny Italian handcrafted shoes worth about P150,000. They were so shiny that you could see your reflection in it. One day, a friend invited him to a ballroom dance party. He was excited because he could show off his expensive Italian shoes. At the ballroom, he danced with the first girl he laid his eyes on. ?You are wearing red underwear, am I right?? ?How did you know,? the girl asked, amazed. ?See my shoes? They?re so shiny I can take a peek from under your skirt!? He danced with another girl. ?I know you are wearing yellow thongs, am I right?? ?How did you know,? the girl asked. ?See my shoes? They?re so shiny I can take a peek from under your skirt!? He asked another girl to dance, but this time he got worried because he wasn?t sure what he saw in the reflection, so he asked the girl: ?You aren?t wearing any underwear, are you?? The girl was amazed. ?How did you know that I wasn?t wearing any underwear?!? With her reaction, the guy felt very relieved. ?I got worried a bit there because I thought I saw a crack in my Italian handcrafted shoes!?

bl4h · 10-14-2006, 12:46 AM

Martin3 · 10-14-2006, 01:06 AM

Outsourced people even suck at jokes

GrouchyAdmin · 10-14-2006, 01:07 AM

That's an incredibly long setup for one of the corniest lines.

But thanks, I'm sure my grandfather will get a kick out of it.

minimris · 10-14-2006, 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Martin3

Outsourced people even suck at jokes

hahah! pwned

fibble · 10-14-2006, 01:13 AM

Well my friend just tell me that story.. it made me smile so i post it.. its ok even its corny..

rodney25 · 10-14-2006, 05:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Martin3

Outsourced people even suck at jokes

Dude, your reply is even funnier.

martinsc · 10-14-2006, 05:53 AM

Crasy Bitch · 10-14-2006, 05:53 AM

I want my 30 secs back

reynold · 10-14-2006, 11:58 AM

First ever owned joke thread? lol

woj · 10-14-2006, 12:01 PM

not that funny :-/

MsWild · 10-15-2006, 12:43 AM

notabook · 10-15-2006, 12:44 AM

/cricket noise

squishypimp · 10-15-2006, 12:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Martin3

Outsourced people even suck at jokes

lol

10-14-2006, 12:44 AM	#1
fibble Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 771	Cracked (Funny Story) There was a guy who had a pair of ultra-shiny Italian handcrafted shoes worth about P150,000. They were so shiny that you could see your reflection in it. One day, a friend invited him to a ballroom dance party. He was excited because he could show off his expensive Italian shoes. At the ballroom, he danced with the first girl he laid his eyes on. ?You are wearing red underwear, am I right?? ?How did you know,? the girl asked, amazed. ?See my shoes? They?re so shiny I can take a peek from under your skirt!? He danced with another girl. ?I know you are wearing yellow thongs, am I right?? ?How did you know,? the girl asked. ?See my shoes? They?re so shiny I can take a peek from under your skirt!? He asked another girl to dance, but this time he got worried because he wasn?t sure what he saw in the reflection, so he asked the girl: ?You aren?t wearing any underwear, are you?? The girl was amazed. ?How did you know that I wasn?t wearing any underwear?!? With her reaction, the guy felt very relieved. ?I got worried a bit there because I thought I saw a crack in my Italian handcrafted shoes!? __________________ xxxoutsourcing.com ICQ:119936 \| Aim:xxxoutsourcing \| MSN: [email protected] \| Yahoo:xxxoutsourcing Submitters, Designers, Programmers, Cartoonist, Creative Writers, Video & Photo Editors Convert your Paysite into a cartoon site convert2toons.com

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10-14-2006, 01:13 AM	#6
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