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Deputy Chief Command · 10-12-2006, 04:05 PM

why are they so goddamn stupid ? when I go to mac donalds and order a big mac they give me one , but when I call for a pizza and want it delivered they dont seem to be able to find my house at times

always same pizza service , sometimes they find my house sometimes they dont ,

been waiting now for 1,5 hours ,and called them 4 times

Scott McD · 10-12-2006, 04:07 PM

Don't be such a lazy ass and go get it yourself...

sickkittens · 10-12-2006, 04:11 PM

Maybe they know you don't tip well?

brand0n · 10-12-2006, 04:12 PM

stop givin the guy a buck and tellin him not to take wooden nickles

hit him with a 5 spot and you can count hell be at your front door next go round

wdsguy · 10-12-2006, 04:13 PM

maybe you live in the ghetto?

AaronM · 10-12-2006, 04:15 PM

Sorry, my GPS is fucked up.

Can you send up a smoke signal so I can find you this time?

Deputy Chief Command · 10-12-2006, 04:17 PM

just got another call from them, this time the pizza dude was in an accident and I can forgot about it as it is fuckin late and the kitchen has closed already , aaahhhhhhh!

rigrunner · 10-12-2006, 04:20 PM

you not seen realitycash's big sausage site?

they only deliver to the chicks with coupons ;)

1-800-313-WETT · 10-12-2006, 04:22 PM

To be a Pizza Boy delivering person you don't have to have much for brains.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 10-12-2006, 04:43 PM

Next time order a Big Sausage Pizza...hey, I coulda posted the pic of the platform pizza...

ADG Webmaster

Machete_ · 10-12-2006, 05:18 PM

they fucked you over several times, and you STILL call them?

Hollywood376 · 10-12-2006, 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deputy Chief Command

...sometimes they find my house sometimes they dont (

Perhaps your house number isn't visible from the street? Maybe the street numbers are unusually numbered (out of sequence, jump large numbers) I'm just spitballing here.

Or maybe they are just stupid!

All I know is that the "pizza delivery dude" that brings my pizza is a smokin'-hot-piece-of-ass girl that I cannot convince to come over to the dark side. Maybe I'll order a pizza and try again....

Spunky · 10-12-2006, 05:37 PM

What do you expect..they probably get paid minimum wage..lucky if they graduated high school

LiveDose · 10-12-2006, 05:38 PM

I did it one year in college. We are so fucking stoned the whole night you should just thank god your pizza arrives...

marketsmart · 10-12-2006, 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Next time order a Big Sausage Pizza...hey, I coulda posted the pic of the platform pizza...

ADG Webmaster

haha awesome

BusterBunny · 10-12-2006, 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM

Sorry, my GPS is fucked up.

Can you send up a smoke signal so I can find you this time?

that's how they get to my house.....but they are following the scent of the smoke

RAM · 10-12-2006, 05:41 PM

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rodney25 · 10-12-2006, 05:42 PM

never had such problem with my pizza delivery guy. He always have my order on time--served perfectly hot!

nico-t · 10-12-2006, 05:52 PM

fucking pizza joint is literally a 2 minute drive and still they managed to take 2 hours to deliver it a while ago

woj · 10-12-2006, 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Next time order a Big Sausage Pizza...hey, I coulda posted the pic of the platform pizza...

ADG Webmaster

that's pimp

jerseygto · 10-12-2006, 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hollywood376

All I know is that the "pizza delivery dude" that brings my pizza is a smokin'-hot-piece-of-ass girl that I cannot convince to come over to the dark side. Maybe I'll order a pizza and try again....

Sameeee here my pizza girl is a fine one herself she says shes gotta boyfriend an i say so what i aint jealous ill give her back when im done

lagwagon · 10-12-2006, 07:22 PM

I know a pizza delivery guy worth 400 mil and he is very intelligent.

reynold · 10-13-2006, 12:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t

fucking pizza joint is literally a 2 minute drive and still they managed to take 2 hours to deliver it a while ago

It could have been more practical if you just went out and buy it yourself.

polish_aristocrat · 10-13-2006, 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reynold

It could have been more practical if you just went out and buy it yourself.

he'd have to put clothes on
let's say he's sitting in his apartment masturbating
its easier to call them than to leave the house and get the pizza by yourself...

VoteForPedro · 10-13-2006, 12:29 AM

You either:

a) called 5 minutes before closing time and they were like 'fuck you'.

b) did not turn on your porch light

c) are a bad tipper

d) were an ass while ordering

e) all of the above

OG LennyT · 10-13-2006, 12:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VoteForPedro

You either:

a) called 5 minutes before closing time and they were like 'fuck you'.

b) did not turn on your porch light

c) are a bad tipper

d) were an ass while ordering

e) all of the above

exactly

I tip my pizza people good and never have problems

Adultnet · 10-13-2006, 01:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickkittens

Maybe they know you don't tip well?

yeah lol

Barefootsies · 10-13-2006, 11:21 AM

How much you flip on the tip makes a difference in service a lot of times.

Deputy Chief Command · 10-15-2006, 11:28 AM

I live in barcelona over here we dont tip

I order online , well before closing time

I order again tonight at 7:45 pm , supposed to be here before 8:15 pm , it is 8:27 pm and guess what I AINT EATING NO PIZZA RIGHT NOW LIKE I AM FUCKIN SUPPOSED TO ,

what to do ? just leave the house and go out eat somewhere? or wait for these dipshits?

10-12-2006, 04:05 PM	#1
Deputy Chief Command Deputy Chief Command Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 4,482	people who work as pizza delivery dude why are they so goddamn stupid ? when I go to mac donalds and order a big mac they give me one , but when I call for a pizza and want it delivered they dont seem to be able to find my house at times always same pizza service , sometimes they find my house sometimes they dont , been waiting now for 1,5 hours ,and called them 4 times __________________

10-12-2006, 04:07 PM	#2
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10-12-2006, 04:17 PM	#7
Deputy Chief Command Deputy Chief Command Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 4,482	just got another call from them, this time the pizza dude was in an accident and I can forgot about it as it is fuckin late and the kitchen has closed already , aaahhhhhhh! __________________

10-12-2006, 04:13 PM	#5
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10-12-2006, 05:18 PM	#11
Machete_ WINNING! Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 14,579	they fucked you over several times, and you STILL call them?

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10-12-2006, 05:38 PM	#14
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10-12-2006, 05:52 PM	#19
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10-13-2006, 12:29 AM	#25
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10-15-2006, 11:28 AM	#29
Deputy Chief Command Deputy Chief Command Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 4,482	I live in barcelona over here we dont tip I order online , well before closing time I order again tonight at 7:45 pm , supposed to be here before 8:15 pm , it is 8:27 pm and guess what I AINT EATING NO PIZZA RIGHT NOW LIKE I AM FUCKIN SUPPOSED TO , what to do ? just leave the house and go out eat somewhere? or wait for these dipshits? __________________