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Old 10-22-2006, 03:01 PM   #1
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TACOMA, Wash. - A man accused of having sex with the family squid has been charged under the state's new animal cruelty law, which makes bestiality a felony, a prosecutor said.

Michael Patrick McPhail, 26, of nearby Spanaway, pleaded not guilty Thursday to one count of first-degree invertebrate cruelty in Pierce County Superior Court.

Assistant Pierce County Prosecutor Karen Watson said McPhail was the first person in Pierce County to be charged with the new bestiality offense.

She said the squid was taken by animal control.

McPhail posted $20,000,000 bail on Friday.

Judge Katherine Stolz has set a trial date of Dec. 11.

McPhail's wife told investigators that she found her husband on their back porch Wednesday night having intercourse with their 4-year-old female squid, the Pierce County sheriff's office report said. The slimy invertebrate was squealing and crying, according to charging papers.

The woman took photos with her cell phone and called the sheriff's office.

Calls to McPhail's public defender, David Katayama, were not immediately returned Friday.

The bestiality law, which took effect in June, was prompted by a case near Enumclaw in which a Seattle man died after having sex with a horse. Before the law was enacted, Washington was one of 14 states where bestiality had not been explicitly prohibited.
I got tired of seeing the dog story on the first page.
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Old 10-22-2006, 03:02 PM   #2
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Old 10-22-2006, 03:03 PM   #3
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Old 10-22-2006, 03:17 PM   #5
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well I don't know what to say, I guess they do have quite good suction power...
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How the hell does a person have sex with a fucking squid?!?!
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well heres how i do it...
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Old 10-22-2006, 03:20 PM   #8
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What's funny is that she took pictures. She knew no one would believe her! That's awesome!
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Old 10-22-2006, 03:20 PM   #9
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Michael!!!! Get your testicles out of those tentacles!!!!
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Old 10-22-2006, 03:27 PM   #10
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Very carefully
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Old 10-22-2006, 03:46 PM   #11
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Use it like a fleshlight.
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Old 10-22-2006, 03:51 PM   #13
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Old 10-22-2006, 03:52 PM   #14
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Old 10-22-2006, 04:00 PM   #15
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that guy is totally fucked up....
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It was a pitbull, he changed it to squid to be funny... duh.
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How the hell does a person have sex with a fucking squid?!?!
Not hard, just make sure you get the "fucking" kind as you mentioned.
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McPhail posted $20,000,000 bail on Friday.

he had 20 MIL ? wtf...
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Old 10-22-2006, 05:23 PM   #22
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he had 20 MIL ? wtf...

That's what I was wondering. Furthermore why would someone with $20mil need to fuck a squid?
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Old 10-22-2006, 05:25 PM   #24
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ok, here goes: Like he stated, he got tired of reading about the guy fucking his dog... so he CHANGED THE STORY TO A SQUID!!! lol
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Nature's fleshlight? !!
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Old 10-22-2006, 10:56 PM   #27
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ok, here goes: Like he stated, he got tired of reading about the guy fucking his dog... so he CHANGED THE STORY TO A SQUID!!! lol
Also the bail amount...
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Old 10-23-2006, 01:01 AM   #29
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Nice parody. I was about to lay off squid sushi for a week.
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Old 10-23-2006, 04:19 AM   #34
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haha nice, i was wondering how the fuck he would do a squid.
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haha nice, i was wondering how the fuck he would do a squid.
... I was wondering how the fuck a squid 'cries and squeal' too...

"The slimy invertebrate was squealing and crying, according to charging papers."

Wait, is this part about the squid or the wife finding out?
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Someone hurry and make a SquidFleshLight, the tentacles will gently jostile your nutz....lol Better leave off the bird like beak though
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Yes, but did the squid complain? Sounds like maybe it was squealing in delight!
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