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Old 12-03-2006, 05:31 PM   #1
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My kids first "business plan"

We were driving around, and saw a sign like this:



My daughter: "Hey Dad, why would people want to BUY ugly houses? That's stupid!"

My son: "Wouldn't it be cheaper to just BUILD them? Hey, that's it! Let's build ugly houses and sell them to those stupid people!"
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Old 12-03-2006, 05:35 PM   #2
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Old 12-03-2006, 05:39 PM   #3
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I see it now lightspeed housing inc.
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Old 12-03-2006, 05:39 PM   #4
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lmao it coulda been worse I suppose
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Old 12-03-2006, 05:40 PM   #5
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We were driving around, and saw a sign like this:



My daughter: "Hey Dad, why would people want to BUY ugly houses? That's stupid!"

My son: "Wouldn't it be cheaper to just BUILD them? Hey, that's it! Let's build ugly houses and sell them to those stupid people!"
ha, kids are so funny.
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Old 12-03-2006, 05:40 PM   #6
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We were driving around, and saw a sign like this:



My daughter: "Hey Dad, why would people want to BUY ugly houses? That's stupid!"

My son: "Wouldn't it be cheaper to just BUILD them? Hey, that's it! Let's build ugly houses and sell them to those stupid people!"


classic. I want kids
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Old 12-03-2006, 05:41 PM   #7
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Ahahahahahahaha. kids are great.
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Old 12-03-2006, 05:42 PM   #8
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lol, very funny.
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Old 12-03-2006, 05:45 PM   #9
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I love it! I am scared to see what my kid comes up with.
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Old 12-03-2006, 05:45 PM   #10
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thats funny, .
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Old 12-03-2006, 05:46 PM   #11
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Old 12-03-2006, 05:49 PM   #12
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half the builders out there have been building ugly houses since the dawn of time.
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Old 12-03-2006, 06:06 PM   #13
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Old 12-03-2006, 06:07 PM   #14
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thats a quick thinking mind hes got there
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Old 12-03-2006, 06:17 PM   #15
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Good one

We were driving by a cemetery and my kid said it would be a good place for a golf course.
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Old 12-03-2006, 07:10 PM   #16
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Old 12-03-2006, 07:14 PM   #17
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Make sure and delete the precheck for "Spy cam in bathroom" on your build sheet.
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Old 12-03-2006, 07:15 PM   #18
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My son: "Wouldn't it be cheaper to just BUILD them? Hey, that's it! Let's build ugly houses and sell them to those stupid people!"
He's onto something there...
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Old 12-03-2006, 07:19 PM   #19
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Old 12-03-2006, 07:20 PM   #20
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We were driving around, and saw a sign like this:



My daughter: "Hey Dad, why would people want to BUY ugly houses? That's stupid!"

My son: "Wouldn't it be cheaper to just BUILD them? Hey, that's it! Let's build ugly houses and sell them to those stupid people!"
Good one...

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Old 12-03-2006, 07:23 PM   #21
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classic. I want kids
You know that's going to cost you 400k right? WIth your wife being pregnant and taling care of the newborn she will not be able to work ;)
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Old 12-04-2006, 12:52 AM   #22
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Old 12-04-2006, 02:32 AM   #23
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haha.. that's hilarious..
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Old 12-04-2006, 03:55 AM   #24
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Lol, so clever idea! I think your kids will be successful in life
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Old 12-04-2006, 04:51 AM   #25
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iv seen those ad's in differant cities. usually below it says 'and pretty ones too'
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Old 12-04-2006, 05:00 AM   #26
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Old 12-04-2006, 05:44 AM   #28
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Old 12-04-2006, 05:45 AM   #29
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Old 12-04-2006, 05:47 AM   #30
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Old 12-04-2006, 05:49 AM   #31
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Old 12-04-2006, 06:31 AM   #32
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but practically speaking... that's a NICE idea! duh!
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Old 12-04-2006, 08:13 AM   #34
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Honestly, I only saw the title of this thread and knew immediately who had started it.

Your son kills me ...
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another great idea by Jr. Lightspeed....
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