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Sly · 10-30-2006, 10:11 PM

This is the funniest shit I've heard all day:

Quote:

Originally Posted by squishypimp

here is an idea franck, just hear me out on this one. it does make sense.

lets say you are an imaginary sigwhore that we will call "madawgz" now this sig whore that we imaginarily named "madawgz" has a small business that includes posting on a message board. through this business he earns $600 per month. like any business, it can be sold to someone who is interested. now this sigwhore "madawgz" gets tired of posting and wants out. well he can sell his nickname to another person who is willing to put in the time and effort to continue posting. do you realize how hard it is for a newbie to start up and get more than $5/mo for his sig? You have to do some special in order to make your sig worth something. well the previous owner of "madawgz" did the work for you, all you have to do is continue posting and people will buy your sig (and will pay decent money for it)

its that simple. nicknames that have some fame associate with them will fetch decent sig revenues each month. hell we all see how companies still buy JTF's sig even though he is mean and nasty to others on the boards (not to mention he break the rules daily). nicknames are normally worth nothing however they can be worth something if fame is associated to them.

Poor guy. He's delusional.

jimthefiend · 10-30-2006, 10:13 PM

redrum redrum redrum

And thats all I'm saying.

Angry · 10-30-2006, 10:14 PM

Actually he has some valid points. You have a flat Sly?

Dirty F · 10-30-2006, 10:14 PM

Ahaha yeah, he is really thinking hes gonna make a fortune by posting on gfy. Its all part of his masterplan haha. Poor kid.

Tempest · 10-30-2006, 10:27 PM

In some countries you'd be considered a huge success if you were making $600 a month.

TDF · 10-30-2006, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Tempest

In some countries you'd be considered a huge success if you were making $600 a month.

I ue to spend that a month on weed

jimthefiend · 10-30-2006, 10:34 PM

I spend 600 a month on DVDs and Reese cups.

pocketkangaroo · 10-30-2006, 10:35 PM

The kid really seems to think that this posting 150 times a day is his pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. I don't know who keeps on feeding him this kind of baloney, but I'm guessing he'll be one of those guys pushing Amway when he gets older.

CaptainHowdy · 10-30-2006, 10:35 PM

Not you, Squishy

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The Shame · 10-30-2006, 10:40 PM

dumbest guy ever to walk the face of the earth

madawgz · 10-30-2006, 10:43 PM

gfy nick for sale! $190,000

lazycash · 10-30-2006, 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo

The kid really seems to think that this posting 150 times a day is his pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. I don't know who keeps on feeding him this kind of baloney, but I'm guessing he'll be one of those guys pushing Amway when he gets older.

His first week here he kept referring to "making a name" for himself in the industry and I kept trying to tell him that it works both ways and if he kept posting nonsense all day he was going to make it so nobody would work with him. Obviously he hasn't heeded anyone's advice, he'll be gone in a few months and his name will live on as a joke here.

tenderobject · 10-30-2006, 10:55 PM

goodbye squishy

polish_aristocrat · 10-31-2006, 05:45 AM

Nicky · 10-31-2006, 06:03 AM

He posts 150 posts aday on GFY and only make $600 a month? Fuck thats like 13c per post, the guy must have no life.

Dirty F · 10-31-2006, 06:05 AM

600 was just a sample, i highly doubt squishy makes that. I think more something like 250.

But the retard seriously thinks hes working on a fortune here by posting a zillion times a day.

E$_manager · 10-31-2006, 06:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash

His first week here he kept referring to "making a name" for himself in the industry and I kept trying to tell him that it works both ways and if he kept posting nonsense all day he was going to make it so nobody would work with him. Obviously he hasn't heeded anyone's advice, he'll be gone in a few months and his name will live on as a joke here.

I doubt he will live soon. He made his name one way or another. A newcomer made nick that is alike SP. Rather popular. May be he posts nonescense sometimes and useless comments, but he broke no rules and he is rather polite and tactful. Why should he leave?
May be his salary 250$ or 600$ whatever is enough for him to live happyly.

scottybuzz · 10-31-2006, 06:22 AM

To be honest francks plan is kind of working, instead of these short one liners from squishy, he's getting him to post paragraphs now. Congratulations franck, would be cool also to see the same thing from you aswell.

BVF · 10-31-2006, 06:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz

To be honest francks plan is kind of working, instead of these short one liners from squishy, he's getting him to post paragraphs now. Congratulations franck, would be cool also to see the same thing from you aswell.

Huh? I see Franck writing NOVELS on here

Nicky · 10-31-2006, 06:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franck

600 was just a sample, i highly doubt squishy makes that. I think more something like 250.

But the retard seriously thinks hes working on a fortune here by posting a zillion times a day.

Now that's depressing

CDSmith · 10-31-2006, 07:05 AM

Used to be a time when you'd "make a name" for yourself from what sites you ran and how well you ran them, then you'd come to the boards and that name would be worth something without having to postwhore 90 times a day.

Ah well it's all in the past now. Congrats to the winners. :D

tranza · 10-31-2006, 07:15 AM

Squishypimp = madawgz?

I've always thought they were the same person, I guess this guy sold his old nick and is working on a new one...

scottybuzz · 10-31-2006, 07:18 AM

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Originally Posted by BVF

Huh? I see Franck writing NOVELS on here

huh?

find more posts by franck usually churns up the same stuff

rigrunner · 10-31-2006, 07:21 AM

it will be interesting to see future companies who buy the sigs...

I for one will continue avoiding those companies...Yes i may be missing out on a great opportunity but if the company is stupid enough to attach it's name to a non-webmaster in a webmaster forum, then how can it expect anybody to take it seriously as a business collegue?

Sigwhores ruin the company rep...(in my opinion anyways..)

brand0n · 10-31-2006, 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by TDF

I ue to spend that a month on weed

raises hand..

Klen · 10-31-2006, 07:57 AM

Squishpimp is still alive?I though forum members eated him

jimthefiend · 10-31-2006, 07:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franck

600 was just a sample, i highly doubt squishy makes that. I think more something like 250.

But the retard seriously thinks hes working on a fortune here by posting a zillion times a day.

He's said somewhere that he gets a penny a post. I can find it if anyone wants to argue about it.

CaptainWolfy · 10-31-2006, 11:25 AM

haha this is so funny, did you read madgwz answer

?

gfx3 · 10-31-2006, 11:31 AM

Squishypimp

OMG!!!!!!!!!

gfx3 · 10-31-2006, 11:32 AM

Squishypimp

OMG!!!!!!!!!

pornpf69 · 10-31-2006, 12:38 PM

he is a smart guy...but I dont think that NEWBIES would be able to buy a NICK from someone who has whored that much....

madawgz · 10-31-2006, 01:34 PM

i seriously think squishy is just pretending to be a surfer...

maybe he actually works for an adult company and they told him to sig whore for 6 months or something...

squishypimp · 10-31-2006, 08:59 PM

just thought i would drop in on this thread

ForteCash · 10-31-2006, 09:05 PM

squishypimp has become a legend

KrisKross · 10-31-2006, 09:14 PM

Uhh... see sig?

10-30-2006, 10:14 PM	#3
Angry I will make you galleries for a reciprocal link Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 359	Actually he has some valid points. You have a flat Sly? __________________

10-30-2006, 10:35 PM	#9
CaptainHowdy Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Happy in the dark. Posts: 93,355	Not you, Squishy ... __________________ "Tjeezers.cam wishes you a nice day”

10-30-2006, 10:40 PM	#10
The Shame Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 394	dumbest guy ever to walk the face of the earth __________________ Mess with the best, die like the rest.

10-30-2006, 10:43 PM	#11
madawgz 8.8.8.8 Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Noordermarkt Posts: 30,509	gfy nick for sale! $190,000 __________________ TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

10-30-2006, 10:55 PM	#13
tenderobject Need Designs? 312352846 Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere Posts: 11,684	goodbye squishy __________________ NEED DESIGNS?!?

10-30-2006, 10:13 PM	#2
jimthefiend So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: icq: 121189 Posts: 18,889	redrum redrum redrum And thats all I'm saying.

10-30-2006, 10:14 PM	#4
Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	Ahaha yeah, he is really thinking hes gonna make a fortune by posting on gfy. Its all part of his masterplan haha. Poor kid.

10-30-2006, 10:27 PM	#5
Tempest Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2004 Location: West Coast, Canada. Posts: 10,217	In some countries you'd be considered a huge success if you were making $600 a month.

10-30-2006, 10:34 PM	#7
jimthefiend So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: icq: 121189 Posts: 18,889	I spend 600 a month on DVDs and Reese cups.

10-30-2006, 10:35 PM	#8
pocketkangaroo Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 8,452	The kid really seems to think that this posting 150 times a day is his pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. I don't know who keeps on feeding him this kind of baloney, but I'm guessing he'll be one of those guys pushing Amway when he gets older.

10-31-2006, 05:45 AM	#14
polish_aristocrat Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 40,377	__________________ I don't use ICQ anymore.

10-31-2006, 06:03 AM	#15
Nicky Judge Jury and Executioner Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Sweden Posts: 30,069	He posts 150 posts aday on GFY and only make $600 a month? Fuck thats like 13c per post, the guy must have no life. __________________ gfynicky @ gmail.com

10-31-2006, 06:05 AM	#16
Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	600 was just a sample, i highly doubt squishy makes that. I think more something like 250. But the retard seriously thinks hes working on a fortune here by posting a zillion times a day.

10-31-2006, 06:22 AM	#18
scottybuzz Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2006 Location: NY Posts: 14,800	To be honest francks plan is kind of working, instead of these short one liners from squishy, he's getting him to post paragraphs now. Congratulations franck, would be cool also to see the same thing from you aswell. __________________ $$$$$ MAKE HUGE MONEY IN CAMS - CLICK HERE $$$$$

10-31-2006, 07:05 AM	#21
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Used to be a time when you'd "make a name" for yourself from what sites you ran and how well you ran them, then you'd come to the boards and that name would be worth something without having to postwhore 90 times a day. Ah well it's all in the past now. Congrats to the winners. :D __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

10-31-2006, 07:15 AM	#22
tranza ICQ: 197-556-237 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: BRASIL !!! Posts: 57,559	Squishypimp = madawgz? I've always thought they were the same person, I guess this guy sold his old nick and is working on a new one... __________________ I'm just a newbie.

10-31-2006, 07:21 AM	#24
rigrunner Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: UK Posts: 877	it will be interesting to see future companies who buy the sigs... I for one will continue avoiding those companies...Yes i may be missing out on a great opportunity but if the company is stupid enough to attach it's name to a non-webmaster in a webmaster forum, then how can it expect anybody to take it seriously as a business collegue? Sigwhores ruin the company rep...(in my opinion anyways..) __________________ Get Nasty - Make Bank Here

10-31-2006, 07:57 AM	#26
Klen Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Little Vienna Posts: 32,235	Squishpimp is still alive?I though forum members eated him

10-31-2006, 11:25 AM	#28
CaptainWolfy Playa Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Somewhere on the Earth Posts: 8,439	haha this is so funny, did you read madgwz answer ?

10-31-2006, 11:31 AM	#29
gfx3 Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,685	Squishypimp OMG!!!!!!!!! __________________

10-31-2006, 11:32 AM	#30
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10-31-2006, 12:38 PM	#31
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10-31-2006, 01:34 PM	#32
madawgz 8.8.8.8 Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Noordermarkt Posts: 30,509	i seriously think squishy is just pretending to be a surfer... maybe he actually works for an adult company and they told him to sig whore for 6 months or something... __________________ TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

10-31-2006, 08:59 PM	#33
squishypimp PostMaster General Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 10,781	just thought i would drop in on this thread __________________ Signature For Sale

10-31-2006, 09:05 PM	#34
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10-31-2006, 09:14 PM	#35
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