::JOKE:: SEMINARS FOR MEN (Ladies, you'll get a chuckle) - GoFuckYourself.com

Trixxxia · 10-25-2006, 01:41 PM

FALL CLASSES FOR MEN
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
BY Monday, November 23rd

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

Classes begin Monday, November 30,2006

Class 1

How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and
Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor ---
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturday at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 6
Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM.

Class 7
Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places
And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum .
Monday at 8:00 PM , 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesday at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing .
Tuesday at 7:00 PM, location to be determined.

Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours ! Beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 14
The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesday at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors. !
Send this to all the guys that you think can stand the heat,
and to all the ladies for the best chuckle of their day!

woj · 10-25-2006, 01:51 PM

Anna_O · 10-25-2006, 01:58 PM

BluewireAngie · 10-25-2006, 02:03 PM

lol!!!!!

How I wish there's really a seminar on Class 3, 5 and 12.

TeaseumGirls · 10-25-2006, 02:26 PM

funny... BUT also funnier knowing its sad these days, women are almost or worse than guys... in the following categories your listed above...

cant cook for shit, cant clean, don't know when to shut up. or maybe its just the money grubbing ho classes there taking these days are scrambling there heads.

I respect my women and treat them like gold, but man as of late girls I have dated all fit the bill above.

BradM · 10-25-2006, 02:30 PM

The sister class of:

Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday noon, 2 hours.

Is:

Women in Life: Class 1
Is it genetically impossible to learn how to drive properly?
15 years, every day, every hour.

marketsmart · 10-25-2006, 02:31 PM

hahahah

Big Red Machine · 10-25-2006, 03:37 PM

I don't think too many men will sign up for those classes....lol

Scott McD · 10-25-2006, 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TopBucksTrixxxia

Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.

Yes because if i don't, she will smash into the car/wall/trolly/person nearby...

TGPturnkeys · 10-25-2006, 04:30 PM

Syl · 10-25-2006, 05:14 PM

LMAO. I'd like to sign my hubby up for a few of those.

Spunky · 10-25-2006, 05:22 PM

Not all mens has edumacations

johnny1 · 10-25-2006, 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TopBucksTrixxxia

[CENTER]FALL CLASSES FOR MEN
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
BY Monday, November 23rd

Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

My wife is signing me up for this one...

rodney25 · 10-26-2006, 09:09 AM

I hope there'll still be available slot for me.

u-Bob · 10-26-2006, 09:13 AM

old but funny

SilentBean · 10-26-2006, 09:39 AM

MrCain · 10-26-2006, 10:09 AM

Freaky_Akula · 10-26-2006, 10:23 AM

Th!nk · 10-26-2006, 10:40 AM

haha! those were awesome

Lykos · 10-26-2006, 10:48 AM

damn good

ryuken · 10-26-2006, 10:50 AM

Where do I sign up?!

Mediachick · 10-26-2006, 10:57 AM

Damn, I did get a laugh big time but... is it normal that I apply myself to most of these facts except for 3, 8, 11 and 14? I DO have a vagina

WalkerTR · 10-26-2006, 10:59 AM

LMAO

Shotoku · 10-26-2006, 11:25 AM

The Sultan Of Smut · 10-26-2006, 11:33 AM

It's funny because it true

BaldBishop · 10-26-2006, 11:44 AM

LittleSassy · 10-26-2006, 12:14 PM

oh man...

nAtuRaLbEautY · 10-26-2006, 11:48 PM

lol, nice one!
still can't quit from laughing

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