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BoyAlley · 11-05-2006, 08:21 AM

Ok, so I just watched Mission Impossible III last night.

And even though he's a freak to the 3rd degree, a brainwashed idiot, a big headed alien worshiping jackass, AND is 44 years old (almost old enough to be my father):

Tom Cruise is still hot as all get out! LAWDS MERCY!

I wanna meet his plastic surgeons, I bet they could get me looking like Barbara Streisand in no time!

BoyAlley · 11-05-2006, 08:22 AM

gangbangjoe · 11-05-2006, 08:26 AM

sorry but someone has to tell you...

i think you are a bit....

homosexual maybe?

CuriousToyBoy · 11-05-2006, 08:27 AM

Barbara Striesand ?

Already, without surgery, Harlan from PrideBucks make a perfect Yentl !!

JP as Bette Midler then?

He he he he he

;-)

Dirty Dane · 11-05-2006, 08:29 AM

He can get anyone and everything. I think thats why people hate him

BoyAlley · 11-05-2006, 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gangbangjoe

sorry but someone has to tell you...
i think you are a bit....
homosexual maybe?

Does wanting to look like Barbara Streisand make me gay?

BoyAlley · 11-05-2006, 08:33 AM

Memory all alone in the moooonlight....

gangbangjoe · 11-05-2006, 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Does wanting to look like Barbara Streisand make me gay?

yes

eight charas

BoyAlley · 11-05-2006, 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy

Barbara Striesand ?

Already, without surgery, Harlan from PrideBucks make a perfect Yentl !!

JP as Bette Midler then?

He he he he he

;-)

Why does Harlan always get to be Barbara Streisand?

Now that he cut off his beautiful long flowing hair I think I stand a good chance!

CuriousToyBoy · 11-05-2006, 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Does wanting to look like Barbara Streisand make me gay?

NO JP, you were WAY gay LONG before the Barbara lookalike fantasies.

Relax, it's all good.

L-Pink · 11-05-2006, 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Does wanting to look like Barbara Streisand make me gay?

Tranny looking, but not gay .....

.

BoyAlley · 11-05-2006, 08:37 AM

Watch out Harlan, your Barbara Streisand days are numbered!

CuriousToyBoy · 11-05-2006, 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Why does Harlan always get to be Barbara Streisand?

Now that he cut off his beautiful long flowing hair I think I stand a good chance!

Cut it ?

I just thought he was wearing it up these days ?

psili · 11-05-2006, 08:41 AM

Are you Dan Savage?

I saw a pic of Dan on Wickipedia and I thought it resembled you pretty close.

Just curious.... *shrug*

rodney25 · 11-05-2006, 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

I wanna meet his plastic surgeons, I bet they could get me looking like Barbara Streisand in no time!

Fuck, why choose to be Barbara Streiand if they can make you even hotter than Katie Holmes!?

BoyAlley · 11-05-2006, 08:46 AM

See look. I wouldn't need that much work. Just the hair, just the hair I tell you!

MaddCaz · 11-05-2006, 08:47 AM

you think he had surgery?

mardigras · 11-05-2006, 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rodney25

Fuck, why choose to be Barbara Streiand if they can make you even hotter than Katie Holmes!?

LOL, If I were going to pick a mature female gay icon to be transformed into it would have to be Cher or Kate Pierson

mardigras · 11-05-2006, 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaddCaz

you think he had surgery?

I doubt it, he's always had baby face smooth skin.

OG LennyT · 11-05-2006, 09:36 AM

I honestly think Tom Cruise would let you hit Boy Alley.

(nobody will know because he's still in the closet)

gooddomains · 11-05-2006, 09:37 AM

he sure is in good shape

stickyfingerz · 11-05-2006, 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

Tranny looking, but not gay .....

.

CuriousToyBoy · 11-05-2006, 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OG LennyT

I honestly think Tom Cruise would let you hit Boy Alley.

(nobody will know because he's still in the closet)

R. Kelly and his gun will fix that !

Klen · 11-05-2006, 09:46 AM

Speaking about mission impossible movie,tom cruise is good but scenario totaly suck.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 11-05-2006, 09:51 AM

id do barbra

AliGbone · 11-05-2006, 10:38 AM

SmokeyTheBear · 11-05-2006, 10:43 AM

E$_manager · 11-05-2006, 10:45 AM

He is very short and that makes me funny when he is fighting for good with a beauty on heels.

Brujah · 11-05-2006, 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

GIRL FIGHT!

BoyAlley · 11-05-2006, 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brujah

GIRL FIGHT!

tehHinjew · 11-05-2006, 12:11 PM

Is the movie still worth watching?

BoyAlley · 11-05-2006, 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tehHinjew

Is the movie still worth watching?

Lots of action in it, a thexy Tom Cruise, it's worth watching even though the plot and story line sucked (in a bad way).

Minte · 11-05-2006, 12:20 PM

If that is actually you in that picture BoyAlley,you really don't look gay.I would've pegged you as a Young Republican.

I watched MI3 last night too,and I liked it..with the exception of where they blew up the Lamborghini.

starpimps · 11-05-2006, 12:35 PM

boy alley didnt you know...tom is an alien from planet zordon..he can control how he ages

BoyAlley · 11-05-2006, 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Minte

If that is actually you in that picture BoyAlley,you really don't look gay.I would've pegged you as a Young Republican.

A Young Republican?!?!?!? Cripe Mighty!

seeric · 11-05-2006, 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

See look. I wouldn't need that much work. Just the hair, just the hair I tell you!

i think that you can pul it off.

CaptainHowdy · 11-05-2006, 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

See look. I wouldn't need that much work. Just the hair, just the hair I tell you!

!!

CaptainHowdy · 11-05-2006, 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

Too funny

!

BoyAlley · 11-05-2006, 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

Too funny

!

My nose is bigger than my penis.

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