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JFK · 11-11-2006, 03:40 PM

had an early flight out this morning, up at 4 am, got in about 2......

Catch a cab to the airport just about to pull in to the departures lane at the airport, when I get this sinking feeling............. OH SHIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTT......
I forgot my passort and about 500cdn in the hotel safe. This Revelation comes to me at about 5.20 am ....... 7 am flight.
So back we go to the hotel. The original cab drivers shift is over so he cant take me back, he calls one of his buddies, while I run to the front desk get another key made, pick up the passport and the $, they transfer the luggage to the other cab.
So back we go towards the airport, try to get on the highway, only to find it blocked by a recent accident, but by this time we are at the bottom of the ramp.
I persuade the cabby to back up on the ramp dodging oncoming trafic

We go a different route, he's doing 85-90mph zigzagging in n out of traffic.
We got back to the airport at about 6.25 am rushed tru check in and security and here I am writing this post

Cab Ride to airport $ 60
Return Trip to hotel $60
Trip from hotel Back to airport $80
Being able to post this from home........ PRICELESS

Chris · 11-11-2006, 03:44 PM

did you atleast et some good pix?

Jman · 11-11-2006, 03:54 PM

Hahaha great story JFK, hope you had a good time in LA

2HousePlague · 11-11-2006, 03:55 PM

Was the cab driver Winona Ryder?

2hp

HAPPYPEEKERS · 11-11-2006, 04:07 PM

Hahaha that is an awesome Priceless story lol

Glad you made it back on time!

Pete-KT · 11-11-2006, 04:11 PM

Well atleast you made it bro

baddog · 11-11-2006, 04:15 PM

At least you made your flight. Great seeing you, and thanks for the use of your shower.

Pics are uploaded, I will get the descriptions out before day's end.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 11-11-2006, 04:18 PM

The only time I pay that much in a cab is when having sex in the back...

At least your excursion is tax deductable.

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Z · 11-11-2006, 04:28 PM

Only you could've talked the guy into going up an off ramp against oncoming traffic.

You da man JFK!

madawgz · 11-11-2006, 04:29 PM

you had a good driver to get you there fast

JFK · 11-11-2006, 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

Was the cab driver Winona Ryder?

2hp

Unfortunately NOT............otherwise my cost may have been higher

marketsmart · 11-11-2006, 04:42 PM

sounds like you gave the cab driver some good head... hopefully it wasnt too stinky... those LA cabdrivers tend to smell bad....

CuriousToyBoy · 11-11-2006, 04:47 PM

Ah, I feel your pain Jules.

I have done that before.

At LEAST 3 times.

;-)

JFK · 11-11-2006, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by marketsmart

sounds like you gave the cab driver some good head... hopefully it wasnt too stinky... those LA cabdrivers tend to smell bad....

Actually , NO.......... he was waiting for YOU to show up, your reputation for giving head to LA cab drivers preceeds you

JFK · 11-11-2006, 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy

Ah, I feel your pain Jules.

I have done that before.

At LEAST 3 times.

;-)

The stupid thing is, I always do a walk around in the room prior to leaving to make sure I dont forget anything. What tricked me is the safe is usually in the closet, this time they hid it in the entertainment unit

It never occured to me to check there for forgotten items

stickyfingerz · 11-11-2006, 05:25 PM

I tried changing my flight to Burbank for the trip home, but the flights and times available weren't good. Coming from LAX on weds it took 2 hours with the car service I got. The service this morning with little traffic took under 40 minutes. Was a pleasant trip in the car and through the airport all went nice and smooth.

Rochard · 11-11-2006, 05:27 PM

JFK..... seems you always have problems getting to the airport.....

Rand · 11-11-2006, 05:32 PM

Oh shit Julius! I hate it when that happens.

Glad you made your flight though and glad to know your back home.

Great seeing you and can't wait for all the pic's from this week!

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 11-11-2006, 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK

Cab Ride to airport $ 60
Return Trip to hotel $60
Trip from hotel Back to airport $80
Being able to post this from home........ PRICELESS

best yet.........

squishypimp · 11-11-2006, 05:42 PM

good to see the passport & cash were still there

JFK · 11-11-2006, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by squishypimp

good to see the passport & cash were still there

Yeah NO Shit........... good thing they dont clean rooms 24/7 as soon as you check out

starpimps · 11-11-2006, 06:35 PM

thats some skilled cabbie work..lots of cabbies woulda bee like fuck it

marketsmart · 11-11-2006, 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK

Actually , NO.......... he was waiting for YOU to show up, your reputation for giving head to LA cab drivers preceeds you

well, i thought was only an LA rumor, but apparently it has spread coast to coast...

Imortyl Pussycat · 11-11-2006, 07:19 PM

OMG Sweetie! When we saw you arrive back at the hotel we didn't think you were gonna make that flight. So glad you are home safe and sound

It was great seeing you at the show

C H R I S · 11-11-2006, 07:31 PM

Wow tough morning - I saw you getting in the cab this morning --- glad you made it home... can't wait to see the shots you got for us....

GetBigCash · 11-11-2006, 07:37 PM

Brain Farts can be bad. Glad you made it!

MaddCaz · 11-11-2006, 07:50 PM

cabbie baby!

seeric · 11-11-2006, 08:20 PM

wow buddy thats terrible. at least you made it home safe.

it was really nice seeing you as always

tony286 · 11-11-2006, 11:00 PM

damn glad you made it home safe

JFK · 11-12-2006, 02:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by starpimps

thats some skilled cabbie work..lots of cabbies woulda bee like fuck it

He was Russian and a nice enough guy to boot

loreen · 11-12-2006, 03:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

Was the cab driver Winona Ryder?2hp

I just saw "Night on Earth".
Nice movie

JFK · 11-12-2006, 04:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GetBigCash

Brain Farts can be bad. Glad you made it!

this was more like a Brain Shart

JFK · 11-12-2006, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

wow buddy thats terrible. at least you made it home safe.

it was really nice seeing you as always

Pleasure seeing you as well

corvette · 11-12-2006, 03:20 PM

there is no place like home, especially after this trip

quantum-x · 11-12-2006, 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loreen

I just saw "Night on Earth".
Nice movie

Definitely one of the best flicks I've ever seen.
If you enjoyed that, grab a copy of 'Chicago Cab' [Hellcab i beleive in the US]

crazies · 11-12-2006, 03:54 PM

Glad you made it home safely Julius, we didn't make it this year so we'll be combing through each and every pic thanks to your presence.

Sosa · 11-12-2006, 03:57 PM

atleast you are home and safe

JFK · 11-12-2006, 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazies

Glad you made it home safely Julius, we didn't make it this year so we'll be combing through each and every pic thanks to your presence.

My pleasure, really appreciate you taking the time to do so

As we say............F.U.B.A.R................ "the next best thing to being there"

Lykos · 11-12-2006, 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

Was the cab driver Winona Ryder?

2hp

I would pay 2k if it was her

JFK · 11-12-2006, 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lykos

I would pay 2k if it was her

WELL.............NOT without a blow job

..........and then it would be WAY too expensive....................

sicone · 11-12-2006, 09:12 PM

Damn, hell of a story man. Glad ya made your flight still.

Good seeing you again

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