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MandyBlake · 11-15-2006, 01:50 AM

I am in search of a good colon cleanser.
I found Colonix and it looks good.
Does anyone have any suggestions?
Thanks!

munki · 11-15-2006, 01:54 AM

http://www.colonblow.com/

MandyBlake · 11-15-2006, 01:58 AM

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Originally Posted by munki

http://www.colonblow.com/

have you tried it?
if so, how was it?

munki · 11-15-2006, 02:01 AM

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Originally Posted by MandyBlake

have you tried it?
if so, how was it?

Haven't tried it personally...

but I have used the pics many, many, many times to gross out friends.

http://www.colonblow.com/pooppics.htm

MandyBlake · 11-15-2006, 02:04 AM

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Originally Posted by munki

Haven't tried it personally...

but I have used the pics many, many, many times to gross out friends.

http://www.colonblow.com/pooppics.htm

lol yeah ya gotta love those pics lol

After Shock Media · 11-15-2006, 02:05 AM

Please before someone else goes onto one of these snake oil treatments. Do some legitimate research please.

Unless a doctor has told you after shoving a cam up your ass that you have a colon issue, your colon is more than likely fine and does not need to be cleaned out.

There are not any gerbils hiding up there. There is not a few pounds of undigested meat. There is not large amounts of other bile or crap stored up and sitting there until you wash your intestines out.

If you happen to have severe constipation then see a doctor, get on some laxatives, or have them put you on a mineral oil treatment. If those fail they can just flush it free with a little warm water.

Just please stop the insanity.

MandyBlake · 11-15-2006, 02:10 AM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Please before someone else goes onto one of these snake oil treatments. Do some legitimate research please.

Unless a doctor has told you after shoving a cam up your ass that you have a colon issue, your colon is more than likely fine and does not need to be cleaned out.

There are not any gerbils hiding up there. There is not a few pounds of undigested meat. There is not large amounts of other bile or crap stored up and sitting there until you wash your intestines out.

If you happen to have severe constipation then see a doctor, get on some laxatives, or have them put you on a mineral oil treatment. If those fail they can just flush it free with a little warm water.

Just please stop the insanity.

i take it that you are against colon cleansing.

Scott McD · 11-15-2006, 02:12 AM

I cleanse mine out every night !

After Shock Media · 11-15-2006, 02:19 AM

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Originally Posted by MandyBlake

i take it that you are against colon cleansing.

I am for knowing the facts before subjecting your body to snake oil salesmen.

Ace_luffy · 11-15-2006, 02:21 AM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Please before someone else goes onto one of these snake oil treatments. Do some legitimate research please.

munki · 11-15-2006, 02:23 AM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

I am for knowing the facts before subjecting your body to snake oil salesmen.

Don't know much about them... but one thing I'm firmly against is hydrocolonics. Nothing scientific, they may even be great for you.

3 Main reasons...

1. You want to put a tube where, squirt what into my who, and force me to squirt what back???

2. A good friend of mine had one, and went gay... Not blaming the actual procedure... I'm sure he was already a closet case... but one day he had a girl, and was straight, the next had a colonic, and was gay.

3. Please refer to reason #1

tony286 · 11-15-2006, 02:25 AM

honey why did you have bring our shit to GFY lol

MandyBlake · 11-15-2006, 02:26 AM

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Originally Posted by munki

Don't know much about them... but one thing I'm firmly against is hydrocolonics. Nothing scientific, they may even be great for you.

3 Main reasons...

1. You want to put a tube where, squirt what into my who, and force me to squirt what back???

2. A good friend of mine had one, and went gay... Not blaming the actual procedure... I'm sure he was already a closet case... but one day he had a girl, and was straight, the next had a colonic, and was gay.

3. Please refer to reason #1

lol
yeah i don't think i could handle one of those.

the stuff in the colonblow and the other cleansers i've seen have all been natural fibers.

munki · 11-15-2006, 02:27 AM

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Originally Posted by MandyBlake

lol
yeah i don't think i could handle one of those.

the stuff in the colonblow and the other cleansers i've seen have all been natural fibers.

"Natural" would not be a good way to describe anything having anything to do with aforementioned events and or products, involved ingredients or not...

After Shock Media · 11-15-2006, 02:28 AM

Seriously now, what are your thoughts and reasoning for wanting to cleanse your colon?

Or do you just really enjoy taking massive dumps?

fallenmuffin · 11-15-2006, 02:30 AM

Have you talked to your doctor?

Scott McD · 11-15-2006, 02:33 AM

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Originally Posted by munki

I'm sure he was already a closet case... but one day he had a girl, and was straight, the next had a colonic, and was gay.

LOL !!!!!!

L-Pink · 11-15-2006, 02:39 AM

fallenmuffin · 11-15-2006, 02:41 AM

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Reminds of when the 'Yes Men' did that McDonald's thing at the college.

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After Shock Media It's coming look busy Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn". Posts: 35,299	Please before someone else goes onto one of these snake oil treatments. Do some legitimate research please. Unless a doctor has told you after shoving a cam up your ass that you have a colon issue, your colon is more than likely fine and does not need to be cleaned out. There are not any gerbils hiding up there. There is not a few pounds of undigested meat. There is not large amounts of other bile or crap stored up and sitting there until you wash your intestines out. If you happen to have severe constipation then see a doctor, get on some laxatives, or have them put you on a mineral oil treatment. If those fail they can just flush it free with a little warm water. Just please stop the insanity. __________________ [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected] Last edited by After Shock Media; 11-15-2006 at 02:06 AM..

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After Shock Media It's coming look busy Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn". Posts: 35,299	Seriously now, what are your thoughts and reasoning for wanting to cleanse your colon? Or do you just really enjoy taking massive dumps? __________________ [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

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