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J. Falcon · 11-17-2006, 08:07 PM

A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a
masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the
stomach. Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was too risky to operate She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son. All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in tears."What's wrong?" asked the mother."I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out," replied the daughter.The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years ago. About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears."Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out."Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago.A week later her son walked into the room in tears. "It's okay," said the Mom, "I know what happened. You were taking a tinkle and a bullet came out.""No,"
said the boy, "I was playing with myself and I shot the dog.?

Spunky · 11-17-2006, 08:08 PM

Har har,,that made me chuckle

marketsmart · 11-17-2006, 08:09 PM

funny one lol

tony286 · 11-17-2006, 08:11 PM

very funny lol

sniperwolf · 11-17-2006, 08:20 PM

lmao... cracks me up big time.. hehe

MyNameIsNobody · 11-17-2006, 08:23 PM

haha, good one.!

DjSap · 11-17-2006, 08:25 PM

hehe pretty good...

Fucksakes · 11-17-2006, 08:31 PM

so he was jerking to the dog?

HostGladiator · 11-17-2006, 08:32 PM

Good one...

shekinah · 11-17-2006, 09:08 PM

That hurts my back, not my stomach

carol.prime · 11-17-2006, 11:29 PM

nice one! lol...

Vitasoy · 11-18-2006, 02:08 AM

That was pretty good, not bad

martinsc · 11-18-2006, 02:24 AM

salesman · 11-18-2006, 02:46 AM

that was a good one, someone post another one, I have a bad day today

Dianaf · 11-18-2006, 03:34 AM

Good one

marko13 · 11-18-2006, 04:14 AM

it is very funny one....

Ohface · 11-18-2006, 02:34 PM

Why was he aiming for the dog??LOL

reynold · 11-19-2006, 08:26 AM

That's pretty funny.

Klen · 11-19-2006, 08:47 AM

I already post this joke a long time ago.But in my case pregnat was shoot in war.

11-17-2006, 08:07 PM	#1
J. Falcon www.AdultCopywriters.com Industry Role: Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 31,615	Cool Joke A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was too risky to operate She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son. All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in tears."What's wrong?" asked the mother."I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out," replied the daughter.The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years ago. About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears."Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out."Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago.A week later her son walked into the room in tears. "It's okay," said the Mom, "I know what happened. You were taking a tinkle and a bullet came out.""No," said the boy, "I was playing with myself and I shot the dog.? __________________ Adult Copywriters SEO Content for Porn Sites sales at adultcopywriters dot com

11-17-2006, 08:08 PM	#2
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11-19-2006, 08:47 AM	#19
Klen Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Little Vienna Posts: 32,235	I already post this joke a long time ago.But in my case pregnat was shoot in war.