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vvq · 11-30-2006, 06:42 PM

thanks

Axzar · 11-30-2006, 07:03 PM

Tell em you hate the "kramer" word and your immediate family is full of cops and judges.

You will still have to show up.. but won't be picked.

After Shock Media · 11-30-2006, 07:05 PM

attend and your out for a year.

EBORG9 · 11-30-2006, 07:06 PM

Just do it, it ain't that bad. If you run away from the few responsibilities, and priviliages of being in a democracy, and being an American, then you got no right to bitch at the bar when you are drinking.

That being said. I think if you run your business alone, and you are the sole provider, you may get a pass. Other than that, get the extension until you think of something.
Or show up drunk.

I've done it 3 times, never got picked.

CyberHustler · 11-30-2006, 07:06 PM

stay home...

E$_manager · 11-30-2006, 07:09 PM

Why not to go? I think it is interesting. I'd like i could have such duty in my country.

vvq · 11-30-2006, 07:38 PM

I'm actually moving in January across the country. The service isn't until 2007. So I really won't be able to do it. But I think I have to prove I'm actually moving.. bleh. hassle.

mattz · 11-30-2006, 08:02 PM

say are a volunteer firefighter, rescue squad member or ambulance crew member, those will exempt you.

say you must care for young children or elderly adults, if your absence will put them at risk.

mattz · 11-30-2006, 08:03 PM

found this on google - pretty funny::::::::::

Here's my list, in case you get called and need to demonstrate your inability to render a fair and impartial judgment. Wait until the judge calls you to the bench to discuss your situation before you blurt any of these out, so the other commoners won't steal your material:

I can tell if people are guilty by looking at them.
I'm attracted to you, your honor.
If a police officer told me I was a bug, I would believe him.
Is it murder if I haven't been caught?
My religion prohibits me from sitting near other people.
Would I have to bathe?
Can each of my personalities vote in deliberations?
Laws are for sissies.
Your marshall's handcuffs are turning me on.
I'm allergic to justice.
I'm deaf. (Answer questions thereafter by cupping hand and shouting "What?")
A pit bull named [defendant's first name] just killed my baby.
I have Tourette's Syndrome, you fucking asshole.
I get dizzy if I try to weigh evidence.
Have you ever done this, your honor? (Chop off your ear with a razor).
An eye for an eye? I say we take his head for an eye! (Point at defendant).

BusterBunny · 11-30-2006, 08:04 PM

tell them you are busy filming a huge summer blockbuster movie named "bio-dome"

Mr Pheer · 11-30-2006, 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vvq

I'm actually moving in January across the country. The service isn't until 2007. So I really won't be able to do it. But I think I have to prove I'm actually moving.. bleh. hassle.

think about it dude

if you've moved, you arent even elligable to serve
you dont have to go

what are they going to do? go to the place you moved from and arrest you?

just call them up and say hey this for whatever date and I'm moving before then, and I simply will not travel back here for jury duty.

case closed

CaptainHowdy · 11-30-2006, 08:22 PM

You can always die ;(!

MyNameIsNobody · 11-30-2006, 09:15 PM

bring your smurfs.

Line them up in front of everybody and introduce each of them with a name and explain their personalities.

That should do the trick

vvq · 11-30-2006, 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

You can always die ;(!

Suicide does seem like a pretty ingenious way to get out of jury duty. Why didn't I think of that one?

RyuLion · 11-30-2006, 09:20 PM

I always tell them..
I'm a starving webmaster (self employeed) and can't afford to linger 5 feet from my PC.

Ciao bella · 11-30-2006, 09:26 PM

You're a porn peddling goofy scum-bag ... that should be enough right there.

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11-30-2006, 07:03 PM	#2
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11-30-2006, 07:06 PM	#4
EBORG9 Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Sin City Posts: 1,823	Just do it, it ain't that bad. If you run away from the few responsibilities, and priviliages of being in a democracy, and being an American, then you got no right to bitch at the bar when you are drinking. That being said. I think if you run your business alone, and you are the sole provider, you may get a pass. Other than that, get the extension until you think of something. Or show up drunk. I've done it 3 times, never got picked.

11-30-2006, 07:06 PM	#5
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11-30-2006, 08:02 PM	#8
mattz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: AZ Posts: 7,697	say are a volunteer firefighter, rescue squad member or ambulance crew member, those will exempt you. say you must care for young children or elderly adults, if your absence will put them at risk.

11-30-2006, 08:03 PM	#9
mattz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: AZ Posts: 7,697	found this on google - pretty funny:::::::::: Here's my list, in case you get called and need to demonstrate your inability to render a fair and impartial judgment. Wait until the judge calls you to the bench to discuss your situation before you blurt any of these out, so the other commoners won't steal your material: I can tell if people are guilty by looking at them. I'm attracted to you, your honor. If a police officer told me I was a bug, I would believe him. Is it murder if I haven't been caught? My religion prohibits me from sitting near other people. Would I have to bathe? Can each of my personalities vote in deliberations? Laws are for sissies. Your marshall's handcuffs are turning me on. I'm allergic to justice. I'm deaf. (Answer questions thereafter by cupping hand and shouting "What?") A pit bull named [defendant's first name] just killed my baby. I have Tourette's Syndrome, you fucking asshole. I get dizzy if I try to weigh evidence. Have you ever done this, your honor? (Chop off your ear with a razor). An eye for an eye? I say we take his head for an eye! (Point at defendant).

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11-30-2006, 09:26 PM	#16
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