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Klen · 11-29-2006, 03:52 PM

Dr. Phil was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.

"You all have obsessions," he observed.

To the first mother, he said, "you are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."

He turned to the second mom. "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

He turns to the third mom. "Your obsession is alcohol. This, too, manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point, the fourth mother gets up takes her little boy by the hand and whispers, "Come on Dick! We're leaving."

gimo33 · 11-29-2006, 03:58 PM

heheh nice...

Elixir · 11-29-2006, 04:06 PM

hahah nice one

Ohface · 11-29-2006, 05:28 PM

a good one

Scott McD · 11-29-2006, 05:35 PM

Pretty good...

J_SexBankRoll · 11-29-2006, 05:54 PM

hehe, pretty funny

Vitasoy · 11-29-2006, 09:37 PM

that did give me a chuckle

madawgz · 11-29-2006, 09:51 PM

haha

woj · 11-29-2006, 09:55 PM

MyNameIsNobody · 11-29-2006, 10:20 PM

good joke..

nAtuRaLbEautY · 11-29-2006, 10:35 PM

nice one

shekinah · 11-29-2006, 10:50 PM

Nice one mate

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tony286 · 11-29-2006, 10:53 PM

thats too funny

gecko · 11-30-2006, 02:00 AM

lol.............

designer_AFR · 11-30-2006, 02:02 AM

lol excellent!

Elixir · 11-30-2006, 06:13 AM

hehe

Big_D · 11-30-2006, 06:23 AM

good one

luvlyn · 11-30-2006, 06:33 AM

tranza · 11-30-2006, 06:34 AM

Lol, nice one!

4Man · 11-30-2006, 07:21 AM

We want more!!!!!

Spunky · 11-30-2006, 07:23 AM

Heh heh that gave me a chuckle

everestcash · 11-30-2006, 08:47 AM

very funny)

MsWild · 12-01-2006, 01:10 AM

good one haha

jasminexxx · 12-01-2006, 05:27 AM

hahahaha very funy

11-29-2006, 03:52 PM	#1
Klen Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Little Vienna Posts: 32,235	Daily joke Dr. Phil was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother, he said, "you are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy." He turned to the second mom. "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny." He turns to the third mom. "Your obsession is alcohol. This, too, manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy." At this point, the fourth mother gets up takes her little boy by the hand and whispers, "Come on Dick! We're leaving."

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