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XMAS Gift For The Person Who Has Everthing!?!
ok so i am shoppiong for a partner of mine.. the guy is well off and if he wants something he just goes and buys it.. so last year i got him flocked.. yard full of flamingos.. that was funny and he thought it was great..but i cannot not find shit locally here in tampa.. anyone got any ideas
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I need a beer
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Tough call..and they always say I don't need anything..well I guess he wont get a gift then
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I actually have the same problem when shopping for my brother... I have no idea what to get him this year either. Next year I know 100% what I'm getting him (going to make him a custom-modded Death Star computer case) but this year I'm fucked. Gah.
I guess you could dress up like a robot and run around screaming something about the price of nuts and bolts then give him the gift of everlasting life by teaching him about Lord Archiot and the Megasphere.
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Wrap yourself up in a red bow and have yourself delivered in a refridgerator box on Christmas Eve.
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I need a beer
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Meat..like some good rib eyes..men like meat
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A portable hole. Hard to find, but very useful.
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nothing is the answer
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So Fucking What
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wow thats a bad plug
anyway.. i don't think his ol' lady will want me jumping out of a box exposing my moobs to the world thought about topless maids for a week.. dunno how the misses will lik eit though ![]()
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If you pick this gift send me one too hehe
Get him a custom labelled bottle of Jonnie Walker ![]() |
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Order poem for him,that could help-
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not a bad idea.. now if i can find a place that sends the bottle too.... found the labels but no bottles to go with it
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Have his lawn and home covered in artifical snow.
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damn good idea.. couldn't find anyone local in the tampa area
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