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Niko Bimini · 12-06-2006, 04:07 PM

Alright I realize it came out a year ago, but I just watched the newer version of KING KONG and let me just say..................that was one of the stupidest fucking movies I have ever seen in my life!!!!! HOLY SHIT how can they spend so much money on such a shit film???

I mean when he is sliding on the freakin ice with the girl and the romantic music is playing I was literally throwing anything available at the TV screen!!!!!!

I was editing video all day and keep the TV on as back ground noise so it wasn't a total waste of 3 hours...............but holy shit did that suck!!

Am I just in a bad mood or did this movie suck as bad as I think it did????

candyflip · 12-06-2006, 04:09 PM

I just watched it the other night on my new HDDVD player. Looked pretty fucking amazing, even though I was bored watching it again.

reynold · 12-07-2006, 08:45 AM

Just because of that ice sliding scene, now you're pissed with the whole movie? Haven't you scene all those awesome jungle scenes?

CDSmith · 12-07-2006, 08:54 AM

Eh, it's a pretty good remake all things considered. Mostly impressive special f/x, a few that are grossly overstated and unbelievable to the point of retardedness.... (that freaky pole-vault the native does to get on the boat is more likened to a Spiderman flick than this one)

And I don't know anyone except maybe those few high steel workers in the world who wouldn't be shitting their pants standing on something so small and high up in the sky as the top of the Empire State Building, yet there she is and there HE is (her "rescuer", the guy who's in love with her) standing up there like they are standing on a 2nd floor balcony, all calm. Most average people would be frozen in utter panic at that height with no rails (and no parachute!).

But other than that it was pretty good. :D

The dinosaur stampede scene was interesting.

Niko Bimini · 12-07-2006, 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

Eh, it's a pretty good remake all things considered. Mostly impressive special f/x, a few that are grossly overstated and unbelievable to the point of retardedness.... (that freaky pole-vault the native does to get on the boat is more likened to a Spiderman flick than this one)

And I don't know anyone except maybe those few high steel workers in the world who wouldn't be shitting their pants standing on something so small and high up in the sky as the top of the Empire State Building, yet there she is and there HE is (her "rescuer", the guy who's in love with her) standing up there like they are standing on a 2nd floor balcony, all calm. Most average people would be frozen in utter panic at that height with no rails (and no parachute!).

But other than that it was pretty good. :D

The dinosaur stampede scene was interesting.

you hit on every point that made me throw stuff at the screen. The special effects that, as you say approach the point of retardedness are what killed it for me. Oh yeah that and the unbelievably bad acting.

And yes...............interesting...........is one way of describing the stampede scene

Juicy D. Links · 12-07-2006, 09:40 AM

how big was kongs cock yo? did they show it? lollll

Peaches · 12-07-2006, 09:42 AM

I fell asleep watching it on the plane.

Gonzo, Hellpuppy and I were at a restaurant in Vegas in Jan and Adrian Brody was there. First off, they thought the nicely dressed black man was Adrian Brody until I pointed out that the guy in the sweatsuit was the REAL Adrian Brody. Then they both said "Oh yeah, the guy who ruined King Kong" ;)

MissMina · 12-07-2006, 10:03 AM

I thought it was alright....

rodney25 · 12-07-2006, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by MissMina

I thought it was alright....

It was! The CGIs are great and it's definitely one of the best remake movies for the past years.

CDSmith · 12-07-2006, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by rodney25

...definitely one of the best remake movies for the past years.

Ha ha...yeah. Next on my to see list is War of the worlds.

I can't wait to throw stuff at Tom Cruise's face again. :D

Niko Bimini · 12-07-2006, 10:47 AM

DamageX · 12-07-2006, 12:24 PM

Terrible waste of money, no doubt about it. Earned Peter Jackson a permanent spot on my director shitlist.

adultchica · 12-07-2006, 12:26 PM

I really didn't think it was that bad.

Dirty Dane · 12-07-2006, 12:27 PM

The old version with Jeff Bridges was better, because it scared the hell out out me when I was a kid

CaptainHowdy · 12-07-2006, 12:27 PM

The monkey dies at the end! It's outrageous

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squishypimp · 12-07-2006, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

how big was kongs cock yo? did they show it? lollll

juicy has a kong cock

aico · 12-07-2006, 12:28 PM

I also thought it was one of the worst movies i've seen. Ya sure nice effects, but the movie in a whole was lame in my opinion.

DamageX · 12-07-2006, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by aico

I also thought it was one of the worst movies i've seen. Ya sure nice effects, but the movie in a whole was lame in my opinion.

Calling that movie lame is an insult to lame movies.

northboy · 12-07-2006, 12:42 PM

i fell asleep watching it too, I don't understand how a movie can be made for more than 50 mill and suck so bad, there are so many of them. Just doesn't make sense.

Violetta · 12-07-2006, 01:18 PM

great movie... period!

Burridge · 12-07-2006, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by candyflip

I just watched it the other night on my new HDDVD player. Looked pretty fucking amazing, even though I was bored watching it again.

i bought that dvd player son, give me money back...

Niko Bimini · 12-07-2006, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty Dane

The old version with Jeff Bridges was better, because it scared the hell out out me when I was a kid

Absofuckinglutely!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The 70's remake with Jessica Lang and Jeff Bridges was so much better a script, acting, and over all movie! Of course didn't have the special effects available today but was a WAY sexier and more scary than this recent piece of shit IMO

12-06-2006, 04:07 PM	#1
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12-06-2006, 04:09 PM	#2
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DamageX Marketing & Strategy Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Former nomad Posts: 14,293	Terrible waste of money, no doubt about it. Earned Peter Jackson a permanent spot on my director shitlist. __________________ Whitehat is for chumps If you don't do it, somebody else will - true story!

12-07-2006, 08:45 AM	#3
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	Just because of that ice sliding scene, now you're pissed with the whole movie? Haven't you scene all those awesome jungle scenes?

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Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	how big was kongs cock yo? did they show it? lollll

12-07-2006, 09:42 AM	#7
Peaches Old broad Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Away Posts: 13,933	I fell asleep watching it on the plane. Gonzo, Hellpuppy and I were at a restaurant in Vegas in Jan and Adrian Brody was there. First off, they thought the nicely dressed black man was Adrian Brody until I pointed out that the guy in the sweatsuit was the REAL Adrian Brody. Then they both said "Oh yeah, the guy who ruined King Kong" ;)

12-07-2006, 10:03 AM	#8
MissMina Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 2,478	I thought it was alright....

12-07-2006, 12:26 PM	#13
adultchica Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: usa Posts: 5,141	I really didn't think it was that bad. __________________

12-07-2006, 12:27 PM	#14
Dirty Dane Sick Fuck Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: www Posts: 9,491	The old version with Jeff Bridges was better, because it scared the hell out out me when I was a kid

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CaptainHowdy Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Happy in the dark. Posts: 93,567	The monkey dies at the end! It's outrageous !

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aico Moo Moo Cow Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Washington State Posts: 14,748	I also thought it was one of the worst movies i've seen. Ya sure nice effects, but the movie in a whole was lame in my opinion.

12-07-2006, 12:42 PM	#19
northboy Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Frost Posts: 807	i fell asleep watching it too, I don't understand how a movie can be made for more than 50 mill and suck so bad, there are so many of them. Just doesn't make sense.

12-07-2006, 01:18 PM	#20
Violetta Affiliate Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 28,735	great movie... period! __________________ M&A Queen